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1ncandescentrage · 2 days ago
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I hate when my routine gets disrupted. I hate it I hate it I hate it
#I generally have to schedule a day where I do nothing#because I prefer to do things!#if it was just last minute visiting family (which was lovely) this Saturday that would be one thing#but I will be working through my lunch Monday to Wednesday#which throws me off because that's only 40 minutes of break during an 8.5 hour days. broken up in 2 20 minute segments#and I didn't work out today. which I opted not to because it's-40 to -45 and a co-worker offered me a ride which I accepted so that I can#see my wife sooner since she has an intense schedule now and to bond with my friend co-worker#And I didn't stretch. or clean the kitchen or read my book. and because I didn't clean the kitchen I can't make more suppers or lunches#and it's food I want to eat but now I won't be able to until tomorrow#and the only optimal day to work out (besides today) is tomorrow or Thursday#but I have a doctor's appointment on Thursday and will visit my family after the appointment and I have another family visit on Sunday#so I am stressed. i like to move and do things and the endorphins from working out have been such a great plus the past few weeks#usually every 6 to 8 weeks I take a break from working out. it is only week 5 but I may have tp#because the greatest piss offer is that if I get too stressed and angry I get a flareup#so I have to force a “rest” week so that I try not to get too stressed and have time to do other things#just ugh. I'll be fine but I hate it when shit is interrupted and plans change last minute#my post#vent
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gremlinp0lice · 4 years ago
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Night Lovin’ Thing
Prompt: Draco reacting to finding the reader dancing to muggle music. Specifically Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson. Specifically this choreography. https://youtu.be/JavMJziiLjE
Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Female Reader
Word Count: 3253
Rating: Explicit
CW: Smut, language, voyeurism
Draco Malfoy was an enigma. Spoiled, rich, handsome, rude, and smart as a whip—he could even give Granger a run for her money if he applied himself. All that put into one young man (plus a little ‘bad-boy’ reputation) should make him the fantasy of any teenage witch or wizard, and you were no exception. But you knew better than to chase after him because that’s all it was—a fantasy, a crush, a fixation. With half of the castle out to get him, and the rest out to snog him, there was no way you ever stood a fighting chance. You knew that, and you had made your peace with that. You were much more realistic.
Which made it all the more painful that you found yourself lost in a daydream while staring at the back of his head in Potions class. 
“Eyes to yourself,” your desk mate (and roommate), Pansy bloody Parkinson, swats at your arm and gives you a nasty look, “or they might just fall out of your head.” 
Rolling your eyes, you go back to your notes, muttering, “I don’t even know what you see in him, Pans, he’s actually a bit of a prat.” Your words seem to light a fire in her, and her eyes burn with rage for a fleeting moment, and she opens her mouth as if to bite back before closing it just as quickly. 
You smirk to yourself; Pansy was all talk after all, but she could still be bloody scary when the mood suited her (and it usually did). 
You steal another look at Draco, a fleeting glance, really, and see his eyes looking back. He looks almost wounded, as if he had heard what you had said. You turn away, baffled. It must have been a trick of the light, or the fumes from your cauldron—Draco Malfoy would barely give you the time of day, much less be upset over something that you had said. 
The lesson, blessedly, concludes soon after, and you practically skip out of the classroom and head for the dormitories, hoping to get there before Pansy does. All the while, all you can think about is the look on his face.
You have about twelve seconds alone in your room before Pansy bursts in, wand drawn. You know she won’t use it (probably), but you pull your own wand close to you just in case.
“That was extremely rude, you know. He heard you. Didn’t your filthy muggle father teach you any manners?” She’s been angry with you before, but never so mad that she has attacked your family. After all, both Tracey and Millicent were half-bloods as well, and she should know better than to bring blood status into whatever squabble you were having.
“First of all, do not speak about my family like that if you value yours, Parkinson,” you snap, drawing yourself to your full heigh (which wasn’t very tall, but you worked with what you had) “and second, I don’t care. Did I upset your boyfriend? What a pity. What are you going to do about it?” 
“You don’t even know him, so piss off, and besides,” her wand drops to her side and she wilts, “We’re not together. Neither of us want to be tied down at the moment. It’s called being mature, have you heard of it?” 
Clearly, Pansy had not. You also suspect that their arrangement was less than mutual, but you knew how badly Pansy pined over the boy, so you pulled back. You knew how to pick your battles.
“Listen, I may have been out of line in class, and if I see him later, I will apologize, alright?” you offer, and she sniffs, but nods in approval, “But if you ever speak about my father like that again, it’s you who I will have to apologize to, and believe me I will make it count.” 
A look of fear passes across Pansy’s face, but she keeps a stiff upper lip, glowering at you. Whatever, you didn’t need this. It was a nice afternoon, and a Friday to boot, and the castle would soon be empty. 
Taking a deep breath, you collect your thoughts, ignoring Pansy as she leaves the room in a huff. You change into something more comfortable, something with more movement, and pack your bag with the essentials; the old radio that your mother had charmed for you years ago, and a pair of sturdy, strappy black heels… ready for some release.
Dropping your bag gently on the floor of the dusty room, you take a moment to examine the room. It was a tiny old Muggle Studies classroom, more of a large closet really, on the third floor that you had convinced Professor McGonagall to let you use as a dance space in your fourth year. As long as no one needed the room, you didn’t make too much noise, and you kept it clean, you could do whatever you wanted in here. You had put a lot of work into it, managing to craft a barre (with the help of Professor Sprout) and you even got ahold of some old, floor-length mirrors left behind by Lockhart. With plenty of natural light streaming in from the windows, it made for a pretty good studio. It wasn’t much, but it served its purpose well.  
You plop gracelessly to the floor and begin to stretch, feeling that pleasant burning sensation in your hamstring when you lean down so far that your nose touches your knee. As the feeling fades, you feel the stress of your day go along with it; as your body loosens up, so does your mind, until there’s only one thought still stuck in your mind. You roll your shoulders and stand; he’ll go away soon enough when you start to actually move. 
With a wave of your wand, the radio crackles to life, it’s not terribly loud, but it suits your needs. It was tuned in to a muggle station playing Michael Jackson’s greatest hits— perfect. You listened to the King of Pop with your father often enough when you were home, laughing whenever he would try to moonwalk across the kitchen floor. There was something about the singer, though, something in his voice that moved you to move as well, something that made you feel powerful, strong, even a bit seductive (not that you would admit that thought to anyone). This was the perfect thing to get you out of your head and into your body.
With another wave of your wand, the door slams shut, and it’s just you and the music, and that’s just the way you like it. 
She says that’s okay, hey baby do what you want... I’ll be your night-lovin’ thing, I’ll be the freak you can taunt…
You had found your inspiration, a beat that moved you deeper than any magic spell could and had begun refining the movements that your body had come up with. With a wave of your wand, the song starts over and you return to your first position, you just had to get this right. Not that you would ever show anyone this dance, it wasn’t for anyone else to see. 
This was for you. 
Though, you couldn’t deny the raw and enticing confidence that this dance was instilling within you, and that maybe, one day, you would dance like this for someone…
With a flip of your hair and a shrug of your shoulder, you were completely focused.
She likes the boys in the band, she knows when they come to town…
Sometimes it made you nervous, the way you could channel the lyrics, written about people you were nothing like, and turn them into a dance that was, inexplicably, them. 
This one was all about the legs—kicking, bending over, dropping to the ground in a deep split that made you feel so alluring that when you got to your feet you almost expected to be followed by a herd of salivating admirers. You would look over your shoulder, give them a smirk and a wave before moving on… This isn’t about them anyway.
It wasn’t about him anyway.
You still couldn’t get him out of your head. When you dropped to the floor, you imagined him landing on top of you. When you ran your hands down your chest in time with the rhythm, you imagined they were his hands, pulling you close. And that scared you. 
And I don’t care what you say, I want to go too far, I’ll be your everything…
You had never felt like this about him before, never thought about him like this- so obsessively. 
Just keep dancing… Out of your head and into your body… You would forget if you just kept moving… 
Blimey, it’s so hot in here you can barely breath.
She looked me deep in the eyes, she's touchin' me so to start… She says there's no turnin' back, she trapped me in her heart…
Raising one arm above your head, you pull your loose tank top off with a flourish as you strike a pose. Catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, you look… good. The black bralette you’re wearing (the one with the lace, not the flower print) accentuates your modest curves nicely, and you feel good, sexy almost. How could you not, with the music playing like that, and those lyrics—this is not a song you ever listened to with your father. 
Forgoing the choreography that you had been practicing, you decide to let yourself feel the music again, finding a new rhythm for your new confidence.
You had never danced like this before, caressing your body like this, moving your hips like that, shaking your hair out so wildly, so unabashed. 
And it felt good.
Until the song ends. 
Until you hear heavy breathing from the door.
Bollocks.
You whip around, crossing your arms over your chest, to catch a glimpse of your voyeur, frozen in the corridor. Of course.
Draco Malfoy stood in the doorway; eyes wide, breathless. He’s not moving, he’s not speaking, he doesn’t even have that silly little smirk that seemed to be permanently stuck on his face, he’s just… watching you. Somehow that was worse.
“Malfoy,” you say quietly, voice scantly above a whisper, “what are you doing here?” 
Your voice seems to jolt him out of whatever trance he’s in, and he steps forward into the room, which you realize now is extremely small, and closes the door behind him. You instinctively cross your arms over your chest.
“I- I, uh, I just came to talk to you, I didn’t mean to intrude,” he stumbles over his words, eyes bouncing all around the room before landing back on you, “but I’m glad that I did.” His composure returned, he steps forward, eyes dark, one eyebrow cocked and…
There’s that bloody smirk.
“How did you even know where to find me?” you ask, shivering under his gaze, contemplating whether to hear him out or throw him out. 
“I hear that you can be found here most afternoons,” he says, chuckling softly, running one long finger along the barre. 
“Yes well, you’ve found me,” you start, but you’re not quite sure how to stop. This exact scenario had played out in your head countless times, and you had to take a deep breath to recenter yourself, and not let your imagination run away with you.
“I have, haven’t I?” he looks down at your shoes, dragging his eyes back up your body. Merlin, was he just going to stand here toying with you or do something? “You know, it’s funny. I seem to have completely forgotten what I was going to say. The way you move is a bit hypnotic, I think.” 
He’s so close to you, Merlin he’s close. You had never realized how much bigger he was than you—taller, broader, he could throw you over his shoulder as if you weighed no more than a bowtruckle if he wanted to.
This is your chance, you realize. You can apologize to him for what you said in class, just like you told Pansy you would do. 
Or you could…
“Did you like what you saw?” you ask, voice low, almost husky. You can’t bring yourself to look him in the eye yet, you just can’t. 
Draco is quiet for what feels like an eternity, the only sound the crackling or the radio and your breathing. 
“Yeah, I really, really did.” 
Merlin’s beard, this boy was going to kill you. 
“Would you like me to show you some of my moves?” You can hardly believe the words are coming out of your mouth—this is insane, you feel insane! It’s taking everything in you to keep your composure, and you allow yourself to glance up at him.
His grey eyes are dark, cloudy, a few strands of that platinum blond hair falling in his face, and you barely recognize him. 
“Actually,” he murmurs, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear, “I was hoping I could show you some of mine.” 
That’s all it took for you to take him in your arms and kiss him, which was just as well because he was kissing you back. With both hands tangling in his hair, his loop around your waist and pull you even closer. The feeling of his body pressed against yours is intoxicating, and you have to pull away for a moment to breathe. 
“You have no idea,” he mutters between fervent nips at your ear and neck, “how long I’ve wanted this.”
You let your head fall back as he lavished you with his lips and tongue, world spinning, as he begins to guide you backwards until your thighs hit the edge of a desk pushed up against the wall. 
Shaking fingers working the buttons of his shirt, you do your best to return his kisses, though it’s hard to maneuver, let along think, when his mouth is doing such beautiful things to your skin.
You can’t explain the magnetism between you two, it’s almost frightening, but you can’t bring yourself to care. It was as if you had known he was watching, as if your dancing was foreplay for whatever was unfolding between you now. You weren’t scared at the thought of him watching you, you liked it, and that scared you more. Or maybe it just turned you on.
“Fuck!” you keened as he sucked hard at your neck, his hands and mouth roaming all over your body, grabbing onto any piece of flesh that they could. 
His fingers tease at your nipples through the lace of your bralette, which was so thin and flimsy you may as well not have been wearing anything. You arch into him at the contact, eyes wide as you realize that his other hand is travelling further down your body. 
“Is this what you want?” he whispers in your ear, rubbing you through your athletic shorts. 
Is this what you wanted, to be fucked by Draco Malfoy in an empty classroom? You never did this sort of thing, not this quickly at least, but there was something about him, about what you felt. Maybe it was the dancing, the music that made you feel like this, maybe it was the fact that he was watching you, or maybe you just really needed a good shag. Whatever the reason, you knew your answer.
“Yes Draco, please,” you choke out, helping him to take off your tiny shorts. You reach down to unlace the heels your wearing, but he grasps your wrist and pulls it away.
“Those stay on,” he says, well, commands, and fuck if you couldn’t come from just his voice alone. You nod and loop your arms around his neck, allowing yourself to be picked up and placed on the desk behind you. 
Draco wastes no time, reaching between your legs and thumbing at your clit in a way that makes you quiver beneath him. You breathe hard against his neck as he works two fingers into your cunt, pressing sloppy kisses to the skin there while wrapping your legs around his waist. Merlin did his fingers feel like heaven, drawing in and out of you, curling against your walls so that your vision went fuzzy. If his fingers felt this good, you mused, his cock has to be divine.
On the cusp of orgasm, you bat his hands away, reaching for the button of his pants. As much as you wanted to come, you wanted it to be on his cock. 
Pushing his slacks and underwear down to his knees, his length bobs free, red and glistening under your touch.
“Ready?” he pumps his cock once, twice, pressing in close to you. Your head is swimming and you can hardly string together a coherent thought, but you are certain of one thing.
“Fuck me.”
As soon as the words leave your lips, his inside you. You yelp—his cock is much bigger than his fingers, but nothing that you can’t handle. You feel full, grinding your hips against his to get more of that delicious friction. 
He mutters a curse under his breath, “You,” he breathes, “are so bloody gorgeous,” he maintains a steady rhythm that is starting to drive you a bit mad, adding to the heat building deep within you, “I can’t tell you how long I’ve wanted you, and to see you like this now,” he pants, “about to come on my cock… it’s fucking breathtaking.”
It doesn’t take much longer for you, until you’ve wrapped yourself around him, moaning in his ear, and coming, hard. He holds you close, crushing your body into his, fucking you through the aftershocks as you finally come down. 
But then something’s not right.
The door opens and you both freeze, panting.
“Sorry for interrupting your ‘you-time,’ but I wanted to say—”
Pansy. Bloody. Parkinson. 
You shut your eyes tight as you see the look of complete rage you see spreading across your face, and Draco cranes his neck to catch a glimpse of her.
And he starts thrusting into you again.
“We’re a bit busy,” he says breathlessly, hips still rocking against you, “would you mind shutting the door?” 
You hear Pansy sputtering for a moment, before the slam of the door, and you open your eyes.
Draco is gazing intently at you, and bears down harder than before, making your heart race yet again. 
You come again, just before he does, his hips stuttering to a halt as you hold each other, pressed together so tightly you wonder if you will ever separate. 
You do, of course, but not without some effort. In a breathless heap, the two of you slide to the floor, where you find your wand and cast a cleansing charm. Draco has his back against the desk, and you lean against his chest, trying to catch your breath.
It was nice, holding each other like this. He ran his hands up and down your arms, a soothing motion that tempted you to fall asleep right then and there, but there was much to discuss before that.
“Did… did that—”
“Yeah.”
“Merlin’s saggy left—” 
“I know.”
The two of you burst into a fit of laughter for a brief moment, cruelly reveling in Pansy’s subsequent misery. 
“Bloody hell,” you groan, an unfortunate realization striking you, “I have to share a room with her.”
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giogio-gucci-gangstar · 5 years ago
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Oranges Have Feelings Too
Thank you @hoetaro-kujo for entering my little writing raffle! Hopefully you like this!!!
Summary: You and Mista enter a prank war against Fugo and Narancia. 
CW: Nicholas Cage 
“Babe?” Mista called from the other room. You shifted in your seat. Your head was still dangling off the edge of the couch as you bookmarked the page of your latest mystery thriller, eventually sitting up.
The world spun a bit as he blood rushed out of your head before you replied. “Yes?” You were a bit hesitant. You weren’t sure if this was going to be one of his sweet and sassy moods, or if he was already scheming for some fun. Either worked for you, even though you were on the shyer side, Mista and the gang made you feel comfortable to be yourself. It also helped that you loved Mista and everything he did. 
As you walked to the kitchen to meet him, you tried to smooth down the wrinkles in your hoodie. 
“So,” Mista threw a nut into his mouth, “remember THE INCIDENT?” By the way he said it, Mista was definitely hinting at something specific. But with him, there were too many incidents to count. 
“When No. 5 got scared and tried to crawl up your-“ Mista cut you off quickly.
“GOD NO!” While that event had been traumatizing, for both of you, it was not the incident he was referring to. Given how he nervously bit his lip, it would seem the incident he was talking about rattled him more emotionally… 
“Ya know…” he managed to spit out. He made a few incomprehensible hand gestures and continued, “the one with Narancia and Fugo?” He raised his eyebrows suggestively, hinting that you should definitely remember what had happened with them… Simultaneously refusing to give you any more details. 
“Oh come on Mista stop being so cheeky and just tell me!” You were getting a little frustrated at this game of his. 
But he just batted his eyes at you from across the kitchen, “I thought you liked my butt cheeks…” 
“Oh shut up!” you were a little flustered so it took a moment to carefully choose your next guess. “Was it when we walked in on Fugo and Narancia kissing?” You offered. 
“Noooo! How many times do I have to tell you, they weren’t kissing! They were just trying to bandage the cuts from where they had stabbed each other! At most it was a brotherly hug.” He was getting frustrated now. Apparently the incident he was talking about was too difficult to physically talk about. 
“Ohhhh was it when they, ya know, wrote,” Mista’s eyes bulged terrified that you would say the cursed word, “a certain scary number, all over your clothes?” Mista was shaking from the memory. 
It had been a terrifying day for him. He nearly pulled his hair out because he couldn’t find a single article of clothing without a number 4 written all over it in black ink. You had never seen him so stressed, clothes were being thrown all over his room, and lights broke, but his high pitched screams pierced all other noises. 
“Yes yes that one!!” Mista was flailing his arms around, so excited that you had guessed correct. 
“So now that I’ve won your little game of charades, will you tell me why we’re playing?” You couldn’t help but tease him back. The boy was so outrageous your sarcasm just dripped when he was around. 
“Well,” ah there was that glint in his eye. He was already incredibly handsome, but when he was feeling mischievous his eyes were almost radiant. He puffed out his chest a bit and he folded his arms with a certain swagger. 
“I have found a way to get revenge.” 
“Oh really?” You leaned over the kitchen island looking at him. “And what might that be?” Sure it was probably a little immature to scheme against your teammates, who hopefully weren't eavesdropping from their rooms down the hall. But a little prank war was necessary for morale, no matter how many times Buccellati and Abbacchio insisted it wasn't. 
Mista’s face lit up in a maniacal grin, “I’m going to convince Narancia that some fake facts are true!” He was so excited he was practically vibrating. 
“Remember how angry Fugo was when Narancia told him the earth was flat? It's like two birds with one stone! Tricking Narancia and pissing off Fugo!” Mista was very proud of his plan. He was practically patting himself on his back. 
“I think the next one will be that vaccines don't work! Or that birds are government surveillance drones!” Mista kept prattling on about nonsense conspiracy theories, that Narancia would be very easily convinced were true. 
Of course you were very proud of him, and obviously that would be hilarious to watch. But you remembered how terrified he was by their last prank… He needed to do something even worse back to them. Funny for you two to watch of course, but also just a little scarring for the boys. 
“That would be hilarious, but maybe you want to do something a little more permanent? Like really screw with their heads and stuff?” Mista scrunched up his eyebrows and looked at you in confusion. 
“Just because their last joke was a little… cruel? I think we should be a little edgier with our retaliation strike.” You were a little worried he would think you were taking it a step too far, but after a few more seconds of pondering, his face lit up again. 
“Lets do it!” You met his grin with a warm smile. This was going to be a very exciting day. 
“So. What do you have in mind?” Mista asked, but the gears were already spinning in your mind. 
“Who does Fugo hate most in the world?” 
“Always himself, sometimes Narancia…” He stopped to think for a little, “Oh and always Nicholas Cage.” 
“Brilliant! Now, what is Narancia’s favorite food?” This was the real clincher. Yes, Narancia was baby, but he was also a baby who carried a switch blade and was super excited to use it. 
“Uhhh maybe strawberry cake? Oranges? Chocolates? Really I don't think he would turn down anything sweet.”
“Perfect.” It was all coming together. 
~~~~~~~
“I don't think i ever need to see Nicholas Cage’s face again.” Mista complained as he slid down the closed door of Fugo’s room.  
“Too bad you’re looking at him right now,” you snickered as you held up a print of him in front of your face. You were pretty proud of your handiwork. There was not an inch of Fugo’s room that was not covered in Nicholas Cage’s face. Mista had even wrapped his pencils and books with the wrapping paper you had custom printed. You were down about 50 Euros, but it was a small price to pay when you saw Fugo’s reaction to this masterpiece.  
The clock struck 12 and you heard the ridge door open in the kitchen. Aaaaand here he was. Right on time. 
“WHAT THE FUCK!” His scream was muffled by the door, but evidently he had seen Nicholas Cage’s face duct taped on his sandwich too. You quickly pulled Mista into Fugo’s closet so you could have prime seats of the impending meltdown. 
Fugo’s footsteps were heavy as he pounded his way down to his room. You had to cover Mista’s mouth to keep him from snickering and giving away your position. Then there it was, the fateful turn of the doorknob. 
You peered through a crack in the door and saw a look of pure terror spread across Fugo’s face as he saw even his bed covered in Nicholas Cage’s face. He took a shaky breath and tore back the comforter to see that Nicholas Cage was IN his bed too. His breath was coming in fast bursts as he spun around the room. He spun again. And then again, before releasing an unearthly howl. 
“MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” 
Mista couldn't contain his laughter anymore and cackled his ass off as he sprinted out of the closet and down the hall before Fugo could catch him. 
~~~~~~~
“Are you ready for this responsibility Number Five?” Mista held the little Sex Pistol up to his face. The poor little guy was crying tears of joy, he was never chosen for anything and now he was given one of the greatest responsibilities: to help Mista prank Narancia. 
Number Five gave a small mumble of affirmation and an enthusiastic nod of his head. All amidst happy tears. Mista gave him a piece of salami before cutting a little hole in the orange for Number Five to hide in. He carefully stuck the skin back over Number Five’s little hole, and placed the bait on the kitchen counter. 
You sat at the table watching and waiting for everything to go down. Sure, you were the mastermind of this operation but you weren't foolish enough to get caught. You had to preserve your spot as everyone’s friend in the gang. 
“Oi Narancia!” Mista called the boy playing video games in the other room. 
“Yeah?” 
“I just got some oranges, do you want one?” Mista was awful at hiding his plan. He was snickering so badly he had to cover his face with his hand. But those big brown eyes always gave his mischief away. 
Luckily Narancia was too preoccupied with the thought of food to notice. He promptly paused his game, and strolled into the kitchen. You knew he would pull out the biggest and juiciest orange so you just waited. 
He started to peel it, then paused when he heard a small whimper coming from the orange. 
“Ow!” A brief look of confusion passed over Narancia’s face. He must have figured it wasn't real. 
“It hurts!” There it was that little voice again. Narancia’s eyes shot open in confusion. He held the orange farther away from his body as he turned to Mista. 
“Oranges don't have feelings, right?” Narancia was hesitant in asking his question. 
“Well,” Mista paused trying to sell his character, “I did see this documentary that said plants can feel pain. Especially trees when they’re being cut down.” Narancia just stared at the little orange cupped in his hands. 
“Please don't peel my skin! It hurts!!” This time Narancia was sure he heard a voice. While scared that his food was talking, it was pretty damn cool that he had made a scientific discovery. Narancia was so expressive, all of his thoughts played out on his face like a little show. 
He sprinted away, hopefully to find Fugo. 
Once he was gone, Mista keeled over you in a fit of laughter. 
“Ya know babe,” Mista pulled you against him in a tight hug, “that was pretty brilliant.” He placed a gentle kiss on your lips and held you tight. At least until the other boys figured it out. 
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kiwilana · 4 years ago
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TouyaMight
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this is a thread ive been writing on twitter since november,,,,, 
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     Pissing off his father always gave Touya the greatest thrill. To know he was the one to put the angry scowl on his face and the furrow between his brows, well, it brought him a sense of sadistic joy.
What? He deserved to give his old man shit considering all the fucked up shit he had to go through
So whenever an opportunity came up to fuck with the number 2, Touya took it. 
Painting over the billboards that had his dad’s face? Kids play. 
Ruining his costumes with bleach in very strategic areas? Amateur hour. 
Bulk ordering All Might Merch to his agency? Done and done.
So when Touya joined his father and siblings at the most recent Hero’s Gala and saw the number 1 hero was also in attendance well…. He couldn’t just /miss/ a perfect opportunity like this! It would practically be a crime!
Fuyumi of course knew him all too well, he could see her bee lining to him, and he just /smiled/ and gave her a jaunty little wave, ignoring her calling his name as he sidled up to where the number 1 hero was conversing with others.
Touya could practically feel the heat of his father’s stare as slides in close to the blonde, one scarred hand delicately placed on a deliciously muscular arm. 
“Hey, I don’t think we’ve met before this, the name’s Touya Todoroki, it’s a pleasure to meet you All Might.” Touya flashes him his best smile, a soft curl of his lips and a fluttering of his eyelashes. 
He knows he’s a sight, white hair styled back, slinky black dress with high slits, heels, and of course the multitude of burn scars covering a majority of his body. 
Endeavor had nearly blown a gasket when he showed up like this, it was only the fact they were in public that kept him from scolding Touya. 
“Young Todoroki! It is a pleasure to meet you! It’s certainly unfortunate we haven’t been able to meet before now, I do not often attend these sorts of functions!” All Might’s smile was wide and bright and Touya kinda wished he had a pair of sunglasses damn those pearly whites were shining in his eyes. 
“It /is/ a shame huh? We could always meet up afterwards, I know a few restaurants.” The temperature in the room rose by several degrees and Touya could hear his sisters groan and Natuo’s muffled snort. 
The conversations around them had fallen into startled silence at the fact the son of Endeavor, All Might’s biggest rival, had just asked the number 1 hero out. 
All Might could only stare at Touya in shock, the offer of a date was unexpected and the hero couldn’t fight the flush that burned the tips of his ears, “I appreciate the offer young Todoroki but unfortunately I will have to decline.”
Before the white haired man could reply Endeavor is there, large hand wrapped around the slim arm and pulling him away, face positively thunderous. 
“Maybe next time All Might!” 
Touya laughed even as Endeavor dragged him out of the event.
Mission accomplished.
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The argument Touya and Enji got into once they reached home almost made the spectacle not worth it. Especially when the argument got heated enough and accusations thrown around that Touya’s tenuous control on his quirk slipped. 
The dark burn across his arms didn’t even hurt, not really, and that was the bad part. It meant that he’d burned straight past a 2nd degree burn to 3rd and he was going to be stuck in the hospital /again/. 
He hated being stuck in the hospital, he practically lived at the goddamn place. The whole staff knew him since he'd been coming there since he was young, how fucked up is that. 
 The pitying looks as they gave while they looked over his burns and decided whether or not he’d need another skin graft were so fucking annoying. 
He hated all of it. 
If he snarked more at the staff then necessary it wasn’t his fault really. The place was boring and stressful and he hated being stuck here. 
There were never that many other patients for him to talk to, the hospital was a private one for top heroes and their families, so Touya rarely saw other people. Most of his day was spent chatting with doctors and nurses and bitching about the extra meal replacement drinks he had to take. 
So when he noticed the frail looking blond man, he couldn’t help but be interested. The man was sitting outside in a hospital gown, and Touya took a seat next to him. 
“Damn, what’d happened to you?”
At least the guy didn’t look offended, a win in Touya’s books honestly. 
No, the guy snorted a laugh and gave Touya a surprisingly soft smile that made the gauntness of his face soften and Touya couldn’t help the thought that he wasn’t bad looking when he smiled. 
“A fight with a villain unfortunately. He got a lucky shot in and damaged me pretty bad.”
“Damn that’s gotta fucking suck. Especially since you’re stuck in this boring as hell place now.”
That earned him another smile. 
“Oh I don’t think it’ll be that bad, after all you’re here no? The man who asked out All Might is quite interesting I think.”
“Damn, so you saw me get rejected! Well, then you already know me, what’s your name? Since it seems like we both might be stuck here a while.” “I am Yagi Toshinori, it’s a pleasure to meet you properly Touya.”
-----
The next time Touya meets Yagi several days have passed by. He finds the older man slumped over in one of the comfier chairs, IV line in his arms and he looks absolutely /miserable/. 
Touya can’t help but feel bad for the poor guy, he looks worse than usual, his tanned skin unhealthily pale and breathing laboured. 
So he settles in next to Yagi, arms and legs thrown over the arm rests of his chair. 
“Damn, you’re lookin’ worse today Yagi-san, what happened?”
The tall man blinks at his new companion, a small smile stretching across his face. 
“Ah, we’re trying a new treatment today and well… it’s a bit taxing. I’m afraid I won’t be very good company today Todoroki-san.”
“Ah man, don’t call me that, makes me feel like my brothers or dad. Call me Touya.”
“Touya-san then.”
Touya fixes his eyes on bright blue ones and grins, he thought it would’ve been more of a struggle to get the blond to call him by name. 
“Well, since you’re feeling bad, how about a story? Natsu and the nurses used to read me some when I was stuck in bed.”
He doesn’t even really wait for a response before starting.
“So you like, remember how I told you I asked out all might yah? Lemme tell you about it. So like, there’s this party, and dad wants us all to go because the public has been asking about his family and all that. And so I came to the party, dressed amazingly right. Like I got this bOMB ass dress. Dad nearly blew a gasket when I came in it."
Touya wiggles his fingers and arms, making motions as he tells his version of the events. The growing smile on Yagi’s face just made him be more dramatic with his storytelling and movements. 
-----
"And there he is. There's All Might. The big kahuna himself. And my little brain gerbils start moving. And I get the idea. ‘How else should i make dad mad today?’ And that’s when it comes to me. ASK OUT ALL MIGHT."
“Wait was this before or after you kicked the guy who whistled at you?”
“After- so anyWAYS-”
-----
"And then the car explodes."
"What????!"
"Okay not really. Figuratively. Dad burned the roof again."
"Okay so maybe a little literally? I dunno english is hard."
"Touya were speaking japanese"
"Fuck"
-----
By the end of the story they’re both laughing and Touya feels light and happy as Yagi chortles at the selfie he managed to take while being dragged out of the party.
It was nice to see Yagi smiling again instead of hunched in on himself in pain and discomfort. 
“Thank you Touya-san, your story really did help. You’re quite the story teller. I’d love to hear more of them from you.”
“Sure! I always love having a captive audience, it’s the drama queen in me. “
-----
Yagi is the one to find Touya next time. 
He finds the younger man pressed in a dark corner under a staircase of all places. 
He wouldn’t have even noticed him if he hadn’t heard the soft sound of sniffling, and his heroic heart couldn’t just leave someone that’s so obviously in distress alone. 
It's a bit uncomfortable to climb under the staircase to settle next to Touya, listening quietly to his sniffles. It makes his heart squeeze a little and Yagi has to fight the urge to give the younger man a hug. 
Touya eventually notices him, big turquoise eyes meeting his own blue ones, there's tears clinging to the corners of his eyes. 
“Do you want me to call your nurse Touya-san?”
Touya shakes his head, lips pursing together before he drops his head down onto his arms.
“No. ‘S okay. ‘S nothing they can do. ‘M not allowed any more pain meds until tomorrow.”
The confusion on Yagi’s face has the unscarred parts of Touya’s cheeks flushing. 
“I.. had some issues with getting a/ddicted a few years ago. They’ve kept a tighter control on my medications since then. ‘S kay tho. The pain’s not too bad.. I’ll get over it soon.”
“Then.. how about I tell you a story? Let’s see… there was this time when I was in America…”
By the time Yagi reaches the end of his crazy tale Touya’s smiling and laughing, pain forgotten for the moment. 
“Honestly Yagi-san! How do you accidentally steal a penguin!”
“Ah well! That’s a mystery not even I know! And I was there!”
The tears on Touya’s cheeks were from laughter this time, and Yagi smiled so softly, a big hand reaching up to gently brush them away from Touya’s cheek.
And Touya /leans/ into his hand, eyes fluttering shut as he pressed into the warm and calloused palm. 
Yagi can feel his heart race faster and his ears burn red at the serene face. 
“Thank you Yagi-san… will you tell me another one…? It’s.. it’s a good distraction from the pain.”
“Of course Touya-san.”
The two of them spend hours like that, sitting under the dark staircase, Touya eventually leaning against Yagi’s bony shoulder, eyes shut as he listens to the deep voice rumble out tales of his times in America. 
It’s how their nurses find them.
They’re practically frantic with worry considering the two have been missing for hours. 
They get scolded thoroughly and before they separate Touya wraps one hand around one of Yagi’s own and gives him another one of those smiles that makes the blond’s heart race. 
“Let’s have lunch tomorrow Yagi-san.”
“I would love that Touya.”
-----
It becomes a new part of their routine, meeting up together to have lunch. 
The both of them were on pretty similar dietary plans, both meals were full of high calorie foods. Yagi explained it was to keep his weight up as he adjusted to the loss of his stomach. While Touya told the blond that his quirk burned through his calories so fast that if he didn’t constantly eat he’d easily end up malnourished. 
They end up closer as the days turn into weeks. It wasn’t uncommon to find them together, sitting and chatting, even occasionally finding them leaning against each other, the fatigue taking hold as they napped against each other. 
You could say the nurses had a field day with that one and took quite a few pictures. And if Touya and Yagi might’ve asked for their own copies well.. That was their business. 
If Yagi had a picture of them tucked into his wallet no one needed to know. 
And if Touya had his tucked into his desk drawer, that was for him to know. 
Occasionally visitors would come for Yagi, a small old man, a rather plain looking man and occasionally a man he recognized as All Might’s sidekick, Sir Nighteye. Those days he wouldn’t see much of Yagi, his lunches were spent alone in his room craving the presence of the other man. 
Yagi asked him about it, the day after he received Sir Nighteye as a guest again, and asked him why his family never seemed to visit him. 
Explaining to Yagi that his father didn’t let his siblings come visit was… awkward. The frown that crossed the normally jovial blond’s face at his explanation made Touya feel…. Ashamed? Awkward? 
He wasn’t quite sure honestly, but his cheeks burned and he rubbed at the back of his neck, unable to look into those piercing eyes. 
So he didn’t notice when Yagi moved closer to him. 
Not until those bony arms were wrapping around him, pulling him into a gentle hug, his bony chin resting atop the fluffy white mess that was Touya’s hair. 
And Touya just /melted/. He slumped into those arms, cheek rubbing against Yagi’s shirt as he clung to the older man. He could feel the pressure building up in the back of his throat and had to blink back tears. 
How long has it been since someone’s held him? 
“It’s alright Touya. I’m here.”
The soft voice and warm hands resting on his back, it was enough, and Touya shook in those deceptively strong arms, soft sobs leaving him as his tears soaked into Yagi’s shirt. 
They spent hours like that, Touya curled in Yagi’s arms, the blond never letting him go, even when his tears ran dry. 
It was so warm.
Touya never wanted to leave his arms. 
-----
Then the day came for Touya to be discharged. 
He’d stayed in the hospital for over a month now. The skin grafts on his arms had attached properly and had healed enough that he could go home. Fuyumi told Touya that she’d be the one coming to pick him up, Dad was going to be at work and unavailable. 
She told him she’d be there after school let out. 
Touya felt something sink in his chest as the nurses removed his bandages for the last time. His arms were… hard to look at and he avoided it as he slipped on the loose long sleeved shirt. Touya packed away the few clothes he had, fingers pausing over the picture of him and Yagi sleeping against each other. 
His chest squeezed tight at the thought of leaving. He didn’t want to leave the blond man. Ever since that breakdown in his arms Yagi had been so kind, the blond man was always touching him, lingering touches on his hands and shoulders, bringing him into hugs more often. 
Touya didn’t want to lose that. 
He… didn’t want to lose what connection he had with Yagi.
He didn’t want the blond to forget him.
He….
He liked him. 
Touya had to find Yagi before he left. 
-----
It wasn’t hard to find him. 
When Yagi wasn’t in his room or with his nurses and doctors, it's a safe bet to say he’d be outside relaxing, and he was. Seeing him sitting there made Touya’s stomach flutter and fuck he felt /nervous/.
The smile Yagi gave him when Touya stepped towards him made his heart beat faster, he could feel his palms getting clammy with sweat. Fuck.Touya had never felt like this before. It was.. Overwhelming. 
“Touya! It’s good to see you!”
How could one man be so adorable?
“Yagi… you’re.. You’re looking good today.”
Touya could feel the nerves twisting up at his insides as he took the offered seat next to the blond, the hot cup of tea Yagi gently pressed into his hands helped ground him a little. He could do this. He didn’t know if there’d be another chance. 
“I’m being discharged today.”
Yagi’s smile shrunk and he sighed deeply, “So soon..? I’m going to miss seeing you. I’ve greatly enjoyed your company here Touya. It’s made my stay much more bearable.”
“Yagi. I…” 
Touya trailed off as those bright blue eyes stared into his own, and he couldn’t help himself. 
His scarred hands gently cupped sunken in cheeks and Touya leaned up, pressing his lips softly against the older man’s, just a soft press of their lips that made Touya’s stomach flip flop in joy and dread. 
“Yagi, I really like you.”
Yagi’s stunned silence filled the small courtyard, beautiful blue eyes wide with surprise as a bright flush grew across the tops of his cheeks. 
Touya thought he looked gorgeous. 
“I. Well, I ah, I’m flattered Touya but.. I am many years older than you. I’m older than your father.”
/That wasn’t a no./
“So what? I don’t care about that Yagi. You /know/ that. I like you. I really really like you. I want to spend more time with you Yagi. I want, I want to hold your hand, I want to kiss you again, I want to eventually take you out on dates. I. If you really don’t, feel like that. It’s /okay/. I just. Fuck-”
He was rambling, his eyes squeezed shut and hands gripping his pants. Touya couldn’t put into words all the things he wanted. He just.. Wanted Yagi.
Larger hands gently wrapped around his own and Touya blinked watery eyes up, and Yagi was much closer now, mouth quirked in a small smile that made the white haired man’s stomach flip pleasantly. 
“Touya. Is this.. Do you really want this?”
“/Yes/.”
And those lips were pressing to his again and the dread in his stomach disappeared as those big hands held him so gently, like he was something fragile and /precious/, and Touya clung to the taller man, pressing kiss after kiss to his mouth. 
By the time they stopped they were both flushed and panting, lips swollen and wide smiles on their faces. 
“Well then, I suppose you should call me Toshinori now.”
Touya laughed and kissed the man again. 
“Whatever you say Toshi.”
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elaphaemourra · 4 years ago
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🖊 + Any of them ~
Hooooo this is a fckn, You Have Given Me Too Much Power. I have So Many Words.
Gonna be real tho, this is gonna be a Big Thing about Mita bc I have a fckn AU where he's the Outlander and I have some FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. Bc he's part of my main continuity as an adjacent player to the IA and BH storylines, sharing agent crew/other random shit with Phaeyla for the IA stuff (he got Vector and Scorpio, Phae got the rest) and serving as Another sidequest generator for Jeni in the BH line (I give Jeni so many nerds to keep track of whoops).
(THIS IS ALREADY LONG, AND I'M ABOUT 8 PARAGRAPHS IN, SO IT'S GETTING A READ MORE WHILE I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT IT)
Uh, TL;DR, Mita is handling being Commander about This Well:
OK SO in NORMAL canon he goes with Lana and Koth to go fetch the Outlander (who I decided is actually one of Zal's apprentices, a Voss named Thera-nal, until Zal fckn goes 'no fuck this. I have ghost experience. Gimme the emperor u don't have to deal with this urself' and steals Valk from her bc Good Inquisidad Takes On The Oof Ghost For His Kid) and then gets fckn Ditched on Zakuul. Like straight up that whole 'get the outlander on the ship, Vaylin is 3 meters away FUCK FUCK FUCK' thing, he pushes Thera-nal on and then the ship takes off. Without him. And he does a dive off the platform bc he's like 'nah' @ Vaylin and knows he can survive a Really Long Fall. It's all very dramatic, very ciffhangery. I'm still writing the next chapter beyond that in Left Behind.
He ends up fckn, roughing it on Zakuul, gets himself a sort-of job posing as an assassination droid in a gladiator ring (bc i'm a NERD for gladiator shit), grows up, gains some confidence. Knife baby gets a grow up and a glow up. It's awesome.
BUT. BUT I HAVE AN AU WHERE HE'S THE OUTLANDER. AND IT'S AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF WHY HE SHOULD NEVER BE IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING EVER.
He and Lana don't like each other. It's a Thing. They can put their differences aside for the sake of Professionalism or when they give each other the 'r u seeing this shit' Look when someone else is being Stupid in both their opinions, but they don't like each other (this is true in the normal canon as well, they're very antagonistic to each other, it's a little silly how petty it is but it's Fun). Despite this, and their tendencies to piss each other off on purpose, Mita thinks she's the most tolerable of the initial Pile of People. The Conflict between Koth and Senya was A Lot for him to handle, and he doesn't do Leadership Positions very well. About an hour after they picked Senya up, he was already out of patience.
The constant arguing got to him SO FAST, it ran him out of patience and Fucks so quickly, he started getting real snippy. By the time they got to asylum he was throwing around threats to people who couldn't keep their Shit to themselves. He TRIED to do good things, to pull together enough patience and good will to be Benevolent in his actions, but as his patience fell apart, so did basically everything else good. Mita getting Tora was a whole Thing where he did the Nice Thing by making her apologize to Vik and when she talked back he turned around and drew a knife on her, told her to keep her mouth shut if she was going to complain because he WOULD kill her, and he DIDN'T need an engineer/mechanic THAT much. That he'd use her corpse as payment for the next batch of cargo, which, MITA. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.
He started falling into MUCH older patterns of thinking, refusing to take any action that was Any risk to himself. It's a thought process he had before he got shoved full of implants, before he realized that he could be a Better Person and started being a rebellious little shit in Intelligence and taking risks that helped Other People instead of just being single-mindedly focused on his own self-preservation.
He's falling back into it, which is BRUTAL because he's making more and more devastating choices, and where he saved people by shutting down that reactor on the First blip of Zakuul, before he ran out of Patience and Fear, and he did Good Lightsided Things to Help People, he just went off with Kaliyo to blow the absolute shit out of that whole thing, and where he used to be like 'shit, we need to make things Better', now he's started talking about Vengeance. Which uh. Does me a Concern about Knife Baby.
Basically none of the advisors actually LIKE him. At best, Senya and him have a solid enough mutual understanding of Work Vs Free Time between them, but she's also Pissed that he keeps taking the Big Death Options and fucking over her citizens. Theron's basically constantly giving him the Pensive Side-Eye because of how consistently Freaky Mita has become. Their first interaction was Prickly at best, and Mita hasn't gained any more patience.
Ofc, Mita and Lana just Don't get along, but they at least vibe on the level of 'i am So Done with everyone here' and she's pulled him aside more than once to get him to cool off a little. Though mostly she pawned him off on HK, when the droid was still aroujd, so she's at least Done Something for his mental state, and he liked that droid enough for talking with him being Relaxing. Kind of.
He's a volatile Commander who Can and Will pull people who irritate him aside to threaten them with mortal or bodily harm, or yeet a datapad at the wall for that Big Sound, or just punch a wall while he's got gauntlets on, to get everyone to Shut Up and Pay Attention so he can yell at them for not keeping their Interpersonal Shit out of the war room and out of his presence. He's basically single-handedly driving the Alliance into the ground, driving it forwards through pure force of will and by making people scared enough to work together without Complaining, hoping that Arcann will give before he or the Alliance do.
He's refused every offer by Valkorion for Everything, and right now that's his saving grace.
Koth bounced, furious with Mita and Kaliyo's 'let's blow this bitch up' thing, and Mita's little circle of people he Actually Likes has uh, maybe Not the greatest influences among them. His inner circle is Kaliyo, Scorpio, Tora (which surprised me, but they are Remarkably chill with each other for people whose introduction was Humiliation and Death Threats, like, a 'they'd vibe and drink in a dark corner together' sort of deal), and Even More Surprising, Aric Jorgan.
Completely separate from the Alliance Advisory Squad, Jorgan seems to be REALLY good for Mita. He's just kinda, it's Working Out. Mita's doing Nicer Shit when Jorgan's around. I'm not sure if it's just, the lack of Shit-Stirrers, the comfort and familiarity of military company, Jorgan's 'ur not the boss of me' thing back in the swamps on Zakuul, or what. But Mita's doing Good Shit when that rad cat man's around. Hell, it might be that he just doesn't want to disappoint his new friend. But like, they're actually a STELLAR team friendship-wise. Mita's actually Relaxed enough to get shit done efficiently, do LIGHTSIDED SHIT, and he basically ONLY brings Jorgan when he goes raiding star fortresses. Kaliyo and Scorpio are higher up on Mita's 'would send out alone' list, but only because he worked with Kaliyo when he and Phaeyla got assigned to each other, and Scorpio was HIS team member.
Even with that though, Mita's reputation among Alliance personnel isn't a Kind one. He's terrifying, volatile and quick to snap at anyone and everyone who gets on his nerves. People avoid him in the halls unless they Absolutely Need Him, and there's ABSOLUTELY a network of people you can ask as a 'where's the Commander now' if you really need to spend the day Avoiding Him.
He's also leaned Heavily into the aesthetic of Big Scary. Dressed like a Sith all in black and white and grey (and a Republic insignia on his belt just for the added cognitive dissonance that gives him), with a Delightfully Menacing Helmet that makes him nigh unreadable. The voice modulation is something he Knows how to use to make himself more intimidating, and he knows how to hold himself to make Pointed Silence into something that can cause fear. He really leaned into that 'scaring people into working for you' thing, which isn't sustainable, and he KNOWS it isn't, but he's hoping to get shit done fast enough that it won't MATTER how unsustainable that type of leadership is.
He's Stressed and Tired and Angry, and he's going down a deep dark hole. He needs to be fckn, sat down and Confronted about where he's going because he MADE that choice to be better, on BALMORRA. It cost him his free will, his autonomy, and his identity. He was PHYSICALLY unable to say his own name without his upper body motor function locking up, for a long time, because it was part of the programming of his implants. He gave Everything up to be Better, and it took so much to get those things back, and now he's squandering it all by falling back into who he used to be.
He needs some Time to Chill The Fuck Out, an Intervention for what he's doing with himself, and a goddam nap.
Knife Baby is Stressed Out. He's the Team Medic. He was never designed to be In Charge, and it took its toll Very Quickly, and it's devolved into something Brutal and Unsustainable. Which is why this is an AU, and why my Canon Commander for the timeline is Zal.
Zal's a good leader, good under pressure, patient and fair almost to a fault, and a good person.
Mita can't handle the strain, and he KNOWS it. But he's doing it anyways, and will drag the people around him down with him if it means he'll win in the end. And in the mean time, he's frustrated, volatile, and Not Very Fun To Be Around.
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shi-daisy · 5 years ago
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Black Moon Rising Pt. 2
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Welcome back everyone! Here's part 2 of this lil' AU fic. It was gonna be longer but I already went pass the deadline for like 40 min. So I'll just continue it in the final prompt it the week. Hope you like!
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Ulquihime Week- Day 6- Sacrifice/Possession
Black Moon Rising (Pt.2)
"Inoue, what have you done?!" Ichigo asked in disbelief.
"I did what I had to. Ulquiorra was going to die, and I saved him. That's all that matters."
"All that matters?! Have you looked at yourself?! You're a hollow now!"
"And so were you."
Ichigo looked hurt, but she didn't care. Back at Karakura, she had the same expression whenever they pushed her out of the fight. This time the tables were turned.
"That's not the same, and you know it."
"Is it now? Because if I recall correctly you brutalized Ulquiorra in ways far more horrifying than any of us could imagine, you tried to desecrate his body, you stabbed Ishida-kun when he stopped you, and you were about to kill me before Ulquiorra broke your mask and redirected the cero onto himself.
That's quite different from holding a conversation like we are doing now." She smiled venomously. This change seemed to be bringing out all of the negative emotions that she kept hidden for years. It was relishing.
"I went into that form to protect you! You called for help, I couldn't do anything so my hollow took over."
Orihime rolled her eyes. "Yes, yes, you're everyone's hero!" she sarcastically imitated her old self. "Spare me Ichigo, you didn't go into your hollow form to protect us, you did it because you lost, and you can't endure a loss!"
That got a rise out of the redhead, Uryu held him back. "Inoue, we all came here to save you! What happened wasn't ideal, but Kurosaki was just trying to help."
"Funny how you defend him after almost getting cut open, Ishida-kun.
I didn't ask anyone to come for me, the sole reason I came to Hueco Mundo was to protect everyone! But you couldn't understand that, could you? Inoue's the defenseless princess in the tower, so she must be rescued! We need to step into enemy territory without a plan, and fight everything in a ten-mile radius to save Inoue!
Well, that's done. We've all had our fights and your brushes with death, but I am finally safe. I won't return to Karakura, this form is now permanent, and I have no doubts that the shinigami will have me executed. The Orihime Inoue you knew is gone forever. Leave, tell the others I am dead, and don't return to Hueco Mundo. I won't ask nicely again."
Ichigo's anger was redirected at Ulquiorra. "You! You did this to Inoue!"
"I'm afraid you're mistaken Kurosaki. This transformation was the woman's choice, not mine. Unlike you, I believe she's wise enough to choose what's best for herself."
The shinigami prepared to attack him, but instead of clashing his blade with Ulquiorra's he was stopped by Orihime.
Upon transforming, she'd also gained a zanpakuto, her Rikka's powers had been transferred into it, and the shape of the hilt matched that of her hairpins.
“Don’t you dare touch him!” she growled.
“I’m not going to let darkness take you, Orihime. I’ll defeat whatever took possession of you and we’ll all go back home together.”
“You don’t get to decide for me. Not anymore.” From the moment she woke up, Orihime felt a shift taking place within her. Her body and soul had both changed, and this final disregard for her desires was the final nail in the coffin.’ All anyone ever saw me as was the damsel in distress, not even capable of choosing my own fate. Those days are now over.’
“Woman, do you require my assistance?”Ulquiorra asked her.
She smiled at him. “I shall fight alone, If it’s not too much trouble, could you please take Ishida-kun somewhere safe? I don’t intend to hold back.”
“Understood.”
She teleported both herself and Ichigo away from the scene. The shinigami looked ready to fight, but the moment she attacked he restored to blocking. Ichigo didn’t attack her.
‘The moron still thinks I can’t fight.’
Her eyes darkened, now gold over onyx, Orihime charged a cero into her sword. One strike of her blade all it took to break Ichigo’s zanpakuto.
“You’re out of weapons Kurosaki. I’ll let you go if you swear to leave me be.”
Instead of retreating Ichigo stood his ground. “I won’t leave you.I swore to bring you back home safe, and that’s what I’ll do!"
“You really can’t take a fucking hint, can you?!"
She raised her palm towards him, firing a golden cero. Ichigo tried to evade it, but without his Bankai, he was not fast enough. Ichigo kneeled, half of his body was bloody and mangled due to the blast, but he could survive those injuries.
“Last warning. Surrender or I will detach your head from your body.”
“I won’t! I won’t let Ulquiorra get away with what he did to you! I will save you even if I have to kill him again!"
Orihime would have just rendered him unconscious, had it not been for the threat he made against Ulquiorra, Orihime looked him in the eye directly, her gaze was steel and it seemed like in his final moments Ichigo finally understood she did this out of her own accord. Sadly, it was too late, A delicate strike of her blade cut through him, his eyes remained opened, full of realization, but also lifeless.
Orihime cleaned the blood off her sword with one stroke. ‘At long last, It’s over.’
***
There were many outcomes he had expected from the battle, seeing Orihime return to las Noches with the head of Kurosaki Ichigo was not one of them. Soon after arriving she had fainted and he took her to his room and had one of the medics look at her.
As predicted, Orihime woke up a day later. Her wounds were fully healed, and she was happy to see him as well. 
“What happened after the battle?” she asked.
"Lord Aizen has won. He's the new Soul King, but I'm afraid your old town has been destroyed."
She looked sad, but didn't weep. "I see."
"I'm sorry."
"Don't apologize. This was bound to happen."
"If you feel rested enough, we were summoned to the throne room. It's urgent."
"Okay. Let's go."
The walk to the throne room was silent, yet pleasant. Orihime held his hand, and he returned the gesture. It seemed she was fond of the gesture.
Before coming into the throne room he ran into the medic that examined Orihime.
"Hello Cuarta, I see Inoue-sama is healthy." The blue haired woman extended her hand to Orihime. "Nice to meet you, my name's Jeanne Dae, I was your medic."
"Nice to meet you too, Jeanne-san. Thanks for taking care of me."
"My pleasure, I must warn you both, Lady Anna has asked for you specifically and she's slightly stressed. Best not to piss her off."
"Um, I hate to come of as ignorant but who is Anna?"
"Lord Aizen's wife. She's his second in command now and also Soul Queen. Just be polite and you'll be fine. Best of luck!"
Once the medic Arrancar left, they stepped into the throne room. He was surprised to see Halibel and her fracción there resting. Nnoitra was also there talking to Anna. She looked to be angry.
"Nnoitra, I swear, if keep pestering me I shall rip out your remaining eyeball and make you eat it!"
That made the whole room grow silent.
Orihime was slightly intimidated. Anna was six feet tall, with pale skin, black curly hair, and cold blue eyes. Those worries subsided when the woman spotted both her and Ulquiorra.
"Cuarta! You're still as handsome as ever! And you must be Orihime Inoue. I'm Anna María, it's nice to finally meet ya."
"Hello Lady Anna, it's nice to meet you too."
"I'll be quick since I'm sure you both want to rest. Now that Sosuke has finally achieved his goals we won't be returning to Las Noches. I want the both of you to rule over Hueco Mundo."
They were both surprised. Ulquiorra spoke first. "With all due respect, why would you chose us out of the remaining Arrancar?"
"Simple. You and Inoue-san were the ones who finally took down Kurosaki. He was Soul Society's triumph card and I'm certain that if he had lived the outcome of our plans would've changed. The two of you are the most powerful among our ranks and took down our greatest foe. It's only natural to have you take over. What do you say?"
Orihime felt a little uncertain, she had never taken a leadership role before, but the offer was tempting.
Ulquiorra was indifferent to the offer, still he would accept if only to keep order in Las Noches. Without Aizen some of the Arrancar might go unhinged again.
"I'm willing to accept the offer, but I'd like insurance that you, or Lord Aizen will provide us with assistance if necessary."
"You have my word, Cuarta. Inoue-san, what about you?"
"I never considered myself a leader, yet this is an opportunity I don't want to waste. I'll give it my all."
"Excellent! I knew I could count on you both. Now, there's a slightly more personal matter I must address.
Some of your friends for Karakura survived, I can relocate then to Naruki City and give them fake memories of a nuclear explosion occuring in Karakura. This way they'll safe and fully taken care of. Is that alright."
Anna handed her a tablet with pictures. She recognized Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro, Chizuru, Michiru, Ryuuken, and Don Kannonji. Those were the only survivors.
"Yes. Please make sure they're taken care of, just...don't let them know I am alive. I'd prefer it if they all thought of me as dead."
"Consider it done. Finally, Yasutora Sado and Uryu Ishida are locked up in the dungeons, if you authorize it, I shall free them and get them the aforementioned services in Naruki City."
"Yes please do so."
"Alrighty then, I think that's everything. I'll be returning to my other duties, you're dismissed."
With that the tall woman left them and went back to her duties. Ulquiorra noticed she was holding her zanpakuto. 'No doubt she's been ordered to carry out executions.'
"Next on the list it's that Kuchiki Captain...Hmm maybe I'll choke him with that dumb scarf of his." Anna was walking away towards the cells. A reckless idea crossed Orihime's mind.
"Wait Anna-san! May I be granted permission to visit Ishida and Sado?"
Anna was skeptical but allowed it anyway. "Yes, of course. I'll escort you."
***
Ulquiorra waited in the entrance to the dungeons. He knew Inoue was capable of handling herself yet he felt uneasy.
"You're jealous the princesa wants to visit those other men."
Grimmjow appeared from the shadows, it seemed Anna had him as a guard.
"What do you want Sexta?" he asked.
"Nothing. Just heard you and Orihime are the new rulers of Hueco Mundo. I'd congratulate ya but I don't think you find that new role appealing."
"That's unimportant. I took the task because it clear that the others wouldn't be able to properly carry it out."
Grimmjow grinned. "Uh-huh, and what about your mate? She probably did it so that Anna wouldn't chop her human friends to pieces."
Those words bothered him. "The woman isn't my mate."
"She turned into a hollow to save ya, and even ripped Kurosaki to pieces. That screams protective mate to me.
Yer' right though, it's not my business what you two do. Just pray she doesn't change her mind. The girl is too far gone to go back."
***
Orihime let them rage and yell before saying a single thing. After their anger faded she spoke.
"I need you both to stay calm. Ishida-kun your father is alive and will be given proper housing and employment in Naruki City as will most of your friends and as will you. Just let Anna escort you there and do not tell the others of my real fate. For all they know, Kurosaki and I were victims of the fake accident."
"...I don't believe this! You expect us to keep quiet?! Tatsuki was a wreck over losing you, she won't accept it, she'll know it's a lie!"
"Then make her believe it! You're a smart guy Uryu, she will listen to you, the memories are better than..."
"Than knowing what you turned into and what you did to Kurosaki?" Chad asked.
Orihime hit the wall in frustration, it almost fell apart. "He threatened to kill Ulquiorra!" she yelled. "I wasn't going to kill him, I was going to leave him slightly messed up and let him go home when the war ended, but he threatened Ulquiorra. I couldn't let him kill him again. I just... couldn't."
Her friends demeanor changed to a more sympathetic one. "You love him, don't you?"
She couldn't answer. That possibility didn't cross her mind until now. Her silence was all the answer they needed.
"Kurosaki is doing alright. His soul went to the Soul Society and is reunited with his family, Anna made sure of it. She also brought Masaki to them, the Kurosaki's be living in the Shiba house."
"It's true. She came to tell us that before bringing you here."
"I see." In a way she felt freed. While there was no guilt for what she did, knowing Ichigo was well off somehow helped her close that cycle.
"I know you won't forgive me, I won't ask for that, but I will ask you, to have a good life. Take care of the others, follow your dreams and live long and happy. I will do the same, even if we are in separate world's. Just do that in the memory of the Inoue you once loved."
"I promise."
"I promise too"
Both Chad and Uryu gave her a tight hug. This would be the last time they saw eachother.
"Goodbye."
***
He didn't say anything. Not on their way back to the room, and not when he locked himself in the washroom.
Orihime knew something was amiss. Ulquiorra looked tense, angry even. She decided to speak with him.
'What am I doing? This isn't right. I'm acting just like Kurosaki did.'
Ulquiorra had ran himself a hot bath in an effort to calm down. As much as he dreaded to admit it he was enraged by Grimmjow's words. When Orihime returned from her talk with the humans, she had tears running down her face and a faint sad smile.
'She's regretting it. She regrets giving up her life for me. That was a sacrifice that should've never taken place.'
Still, it was wrong of him to act so cold towards her. Instead he should offer her solace. 'I'm all she had left.'
Before he could get out of the marble pool and go back into his room, he saw her standing in the doorway. "Can I join you?" she asked shyly.
Ulquiorra swallowed hard. Orihime had nothing but a towel on, and her pretty face was adorned with a faint pink blush.
"Yes, you may join me." He finally answered with a raspy voice.
He turned away as she uncovered herself, only facing her once she was covered up to her chest by water. Even so, her curves didn't leave anything to the imagination.
"Ulquiorra. We need to talk."
"What do you wish to talk about?"
"What happened down at the dungeons."
He braced himself, and spoke as calmly as possible. "You wish to return to you original form. It's understandable as your sacrifice shouldn't have happened so I shall do what's in my power to help you-"
Orihime placed her fingers on his lips, silencing him. It was then when he felt tears forming in his eyes
Orihime chuckled. "No, you're mistaken. I don't want to go back and I don't regret what I did.
Ulquiorra, I didn't hesitate to sacrifice my humanity for you. I knew what the consequences would be and didn't care. You matter more to me than anything or anyone else, and I don't ever want you to doubt that. I want to be with you forever, Ulquiorra Schiffer."
He felt the tears spilling. Never in his life did he think he could find anyone that would truly love him, yet here she was. From the moment they met he felt drawn. It was as if an otherworldly force took possession of him, and urged him to keep her at his side. Yet when Kurosaki almost killed her, he didn't hesitate to sacrifice himself for her. Now she had done the same for him, and they could be together for all eternity.
"Forgive me for my embarrassing behavior. I shouldn't have doubted you.
I shall confess that I didn't care for much before meeting you, my life was nothing but a dark endless void, until you filled it with light. Your optimistic nature, your melodic voice, your bravery, it is all very enticing. I thought our story would end when Kurosaki turned me into ash, yet it didn't.
You wouldn't let us have a bitter end, regardless of the cost. And I vow to prove your sacrifice to be worth it, every single day."
Orihime smiled wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him close. "It's a promise, my dear Ulquiorra."
She crashed their lips together into a lustful kiss. Ulquiorra had never considered himself to be a lustful man, until that moment. He wanted nothing more than to ravish Orihime until they were both exhausted.
"Let's go back to our room, darling. There's a lot I want to do with you."
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Writing Inspiration: 99 Ways to Get Inspired to Write in 2020
Need some writing inspiration? You’ve come to the right place.
Ugh, it happened again.
Another week or month has passed, and you’ve made zero progress on your writing goals.
Deep down you know your writing is important, but you can’t take consistent action.
What’s really going on here?
The truth is, you don’t feel inspired.
You can’t help but marvel at other writers who do persist, and have a large body of work you can’t even fathom achieving.
How do you get there?
How do you find the inspiration you need to stay the course long enough to become the prolific, popular, and successful freelance writer you dream of becoming?
The Dirty Little Lie You Tell Yourself About Writing Inspiration
If you’re struggling to find writing inspiration, you might be guilty of “believing in magic” when it comes to your writing process.
People who fail to do the things they say they want to do believe in fairy tales, like this one:
One day, for no reason whatsoever, I will find the ultimate source of inspiration that will carry me through to the end of the writing career rainbow. It will happen in an instant, and I’ll never have to “start over” again.
They believe successful writers have “made it,” and have no problem staying motivated because they’ve “arrived.”
This couldn’t be further from the truth.
Regardless of how successful you are, there will be days you feel uninspired. In fact, what once seemed like a passion-filled calling can turn into a bit of a slog after a while.
Professional athletes love the game, but they don’t necessarily want to train their bodies every single day.
Business owners love money and recognition, but they don’t necessarily enjoy the process of getting their business off the ground.
You love expressing yourself with words, but you won’t necessarily enjoy each and every writing session.
You have to learn to inspire yourself every day if you want to turn pro and become a popular author or successful writer. To keep your inspiration fresh, you’ll have to find various unique ways to get inspired.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
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Fortunately, I have 99 different writing ideas — use them whenever you’re struggling to turn intention into action.
So here’s how to get inspired to write:
1. Do the One Thing They Always Tell Writers Not to Do
Watch T.V. Some of the best writing in the world can be seen in the scripts of your favorite shows. Pay attention to the dialogue, listen for the clever storytelling methods, and use them in your own writing.
Use the ideas of the show creator and the personalities of the characters to get inspired. Think about what goes through Don Draper’s mind when he writes an ad on Mad Men or the way Carrie Bradshaw wove her own life into her daily column on Sex and the City.
Once I paid attention to the writing in my favorite shows, I drew inspiration from the stories and turned a seemingly useless activity into creative fuel.
2. Read Your Old Love Letters
If you’ve been writing for a while, you must have gotten a compliment or two about your work. Keep a file with positive comments you’ve received about your writing. Whether they’re emails or blog comments, reading over compliments you received and hearing how you’ve helped people will motivate you.
3. Embrace Your Insignificance
Realize the universe doesn’t care about you. Oftentimes, we lack inspiration because of fear. We’re afraid because we feel like the world is waiting for us to fail, like there’s a spotlight shining on our inadequacy. We live on a planet that’s one of billions of planets in one of billions of galaxies, each of which contains billions of stars.
In the grand scheme of things, you’re insignificant. Nothing you do “matters,” except that it matters to you. Go for it, because you have nothing to lose.
4. Make the Subtle Shift from Goal-Setting to Habit-Forming
Goals give you inspiration by providing an end point, but habits weave inspiration into the core of your being and make it automatic.
Instead of saying, “I want to finish my manuscript,” say “I want to write 30 minutes per day.” The second statement comes without the pressure of expectation. You’re just putting yourself in a position for continual inspiration.
Habits trump goals every time. The most prolific writers aren’t the most goal-oriented. They’re built to show up every day and do the work.
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5. Tell Yourself You’re Not Good Enough
I once heard a story about a successful real estate agent who was constantly asked about how to break into the industry. He gave them all the same answer, “Don’t get into real estate. You’re not cut out for it.” He gave that answer because he knows it acted as reverse psychology for those who were cut out for it, and filtered out those that weren’t.
Try a little reverse psychology on yourself. Try to convince yourself you’re not good enough, and then get offended. Of course you’re good enough! You were born to write. Trick yourself to put a fire in your belly and get inspired.
6. Start a Chain Gang
Buy a calendar. Mark an x on the calendar each time you complete a writing session. When you complete a few days in a row, the x’s start to form a chain. The longer the chain grows, the more inspired you are to keep writing. Picture a calendar with 29 days marked off. You’d almost certainly write on day 30, right?
Visuals and imagery are powerful. Seeing a representation of the work you put in will inspire you to keep working.
7. Become the G.O.A.T.
Focus on becoming so great you can’t be ignored.
Most writers are worried about what the competition is doing and idolize their favorite writers. Instead, you’ll focus on being so good the competition will start to watch you. Embrace the attitude of Michael Jordan in his first few seasons. He knew the league was going to belong to him before it actually did. He put his head down, did the work, and demolished the competition to become the Greatest of All Time. You can be the same.
Put your head down, write, and one day people will say “Who is this?”
8. Take a Dump
Have a bowel movement. I first learned this unusual writing tip from James Altucher. He says if your body isn’t “clear,” your mind won’t be either. You may also come up with some interesting ideas while you’re, erm, indisposed.
9. Embrace Your Inner Hulk
Get angry. Anger is easy to express. When you’re angry you know exactly why something pisses you off. What pisses you off about the world, your niche, or life in general? Vent your frustrations and your powerful words will pour out.
10. Become a Better Writer Without Becoming a Better Writer
Have you ever seen a professional athlete who’s in a slump? Nothing about his routine changes, he plays with the same quality teammates, and the team is run by the same coaching staff. Later, you find out he was having personal issues and that was the source of his decline.
Look at Tiger Woods. He never recovered from his personal scandal. What does that tell you? It tells you life outside your craft is just as important as practicing it, if not more.
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Think about how many aspects of your life can affect your writing. Your diet, exercise routine (or lack thereof), relationships with friends and family, and stress level are a few among many factors influencing your writing. When you lack inspiration for writing, look at other areas of your life. If those aren’t going well, your writing will suffer.
11. Make It Impossible to Edit While You Write
Write with the monitor off or with white text. This is the definition of writing a crappy first draft. When you can’t even look at the words on the screen, you won’t be able to enter into self-editing hell while you’re writing. You’ll let loose and write with reckless abandon. Afterward, you can clean up the carnage and make it pretty.
12. Imagine Your Worst-Case Scenario
Think about the worst-case scenario in terms of your writing career and decide you can handle it. Fortunately, the negative consequences are more emotional than tangible or financial in terms of things like writing a book. At the very least, you’re out of a small investment and your ego will get a little dent. You can’t sell negative books. Your worst pain will be the feeling of rejection. Although rejection is a tough pill to swallow, you face bigger dangers in life without fail, like getting in a car and driving it, without batting an eye.
13. Start Acting Like a Child
What advice would a five-year-old give you about your writing? Would they tell you to focus hard, create solid outlines, and hit your daily word count? No. They’d tell you to have fun.
Remember fun? When you were a child, you only cared about exploration. You didn’t waste time worrying about the future. The present was all you knew. I get it. You have “big dreams,” but if you take yourself too seriously, writing will get rote.
If you’re feeling stuck trying to edit your manuscript, write something ridiculous. Write something totally unrelated to your niche for pure fun with no intention of publishing it. Act like a child and watch your curiosity and creativity flourish.
14. Dumb It Down
Stop trying to sound smart. Once you realize you don’t have to write with tons of flowery language and words that could be replaced with simpler words, writing gets easier. People enjoy straightforward writing better anyway.
15. Make Money Your Muse
Take writing jobs as a freelancer if you’re looking to get writing without having to come up with your own blog post ideas. As a freelancer you’ll work within the guidelines of what your client wants. This offers the benefit of making money, plus you’ll develop a writing habit along the way.
16. Use your 9-to-5 to Fuel Your 5-to-9
Scott Adams, most known for his cartoon strip Dilbert, used real-life experiences from his job as inspiration for his work. Charles Bukowski wrote a novel loosely based on his own experiences as a post office employee. Even mundane jobs like these can inspire you to write something interesting about them. Some say you should write what you know. What do you know better than the activity you perform 40 hours per week?
17. Discover the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Create an immaculate space for your writing. A cluttered environment clutters the mind. When you’re in a clean space, you can feel it. That feeling can translate into a calm and focused state of mind while writing.
18. Don’t Believe the Myth
Remember this phrase from Jerry Seinfeld: “Writer’s block is just a made-up excuse for not doing your work.”
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19. Sign Your Life Away
Create a contract with yourself. Make an actual signed document stating what you’re going to accomplish with your writing and place it somewhere prominent.
Imagine you’re sitting down to write and you look up to see an agreement you made with yourself, not just mentally, but physically. Wouldn’t that inspire you to hold to your commitment?
These little “nudges” might seem trivial on their own, but combining them changes your environment and makes it more conducive to productivity and creativity.
20. Make Your Writing Career a Family Affair
Communicate your goals with your family and friends. Writing takes up time, and if you’re not clear about your intentions, your spouse or loved ones can start to resent and even become jealous of your writing. Let them know it’s important to you, set boundaries for when you’ll write, and when you’re not writing make sure you’re 100 percent off, meaning you’re spending time with the people you love and not in your head.
21. Get Meta
Write about how you feel about your writing. One of the most successful posts I’ve ever written talked about my struggles with writing. It was meant to be a venting session, but I realized it was worth sharing. Like anger, frustration leads to expression.
22. Converse to Create
If you listen carefully, the conversations you have with other people can inspire you to take something they’ve said and run with it. Listen intently, and see if there’s anything in your dialogue that sparks interest or could be used as a writing topic. Cormac McCarthy said he used actual conversations with his son in the bestselling novel The Road.
23. When Inspiration Fails, Try Desperation
Turn your pain into passion. If you feel the dull monotony of sitting in a cubicle every day pushing papers, working in a factory on the assembly line, or any other job that isn’t being a full-time writer, use that desperation as fuel. Sometimes inspiration isn’t enough. Sometimes you have to get fed up to do the work.
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24. WWJD
Ask yourself, “What would Jon do?” If you’ve been following Jon Morrow’s work for any amount of time, you know he has a no-excuses attitude and is driven to succeed. Would Jon give up on a writing session if he wasn’t “feeling it?” Would Jon cry in the corner about someone leaving a negative comment on his blog post? When in doubt, do what Jon does and bang out 1,000 words per day no matter what.
25. Create to Connect
It’s easy to get caught up in numbers — how many subscribers you have, how many views your website gets per month, and how many comments you receive — but remember, you’re writing for real people.
Even if you have just a few readers, get to know them. Send out an email to your tribe telling them they can each get 15 minutes on the phone with you to talk shop.  Add prompts to your blog posts to encourage readers to share their lives with you.
When you create with the intention of connecting with other human beings, it inspires you to work that much harder, because you can feel the person on the other end of the screen.
26. Become the CEO of You, Inc.
Come up with a name for your publishing company. Perhaps you don’t have to go as far as creating an LLC, but do something to establish what you do as an actual career and not just a hobby. If it means spending $25 to get business cards printed, so be it. Something in your mind has to transition into feeling and acting like a pro.
27. Don’t Follow in the Footsteps of Great Writers
Let go of your need to be the next great author. When you compare yourself to the likes of Hemingway, Plath, or Murakami,  it’s hard not to get discouraged about your own writing. Focus on becoming the best writer you can be. There are plenty of successful — and financially independent — writers who aren’t legends, but are pretty damn good. Become pretty damn good.
28. Do the Math
Remind yourself: each time you sit down to write you’re ahead of 99 percent of other aspiring writers. Most people do nothing. They talk, wish, and wonder. The mere fact that your fingers are touching that keyboard makes you special.
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Inspire yourself by reminding yourself you’re part of an exclusive club — the doers. I get inspired when I realize the steps I’ve already made go way beyond those of most people. Once your foot is in the door, step all the way through.
29. Answer Random Questions from Total Strangers
Answer questions on Quora. Users on Quora ask questions about topics ranging from personal development to health to what Kim Kardashian’s favorite color is. Other users on Quora answer these questions. Many authors and bloggers use Quora to practice their writing by answering questions. You’re also allowed to leave links in your Quora responses, and many people drive traffic back to their websites through using Quora.
30. Get Zen, Then Pen
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning before I write. When you wake up, you usually start the day feeling anxious. The practice of meditation helps relieve stress and clears your mind of negative thoughts. You’ll feel refreshed before you pen your first word.
The headspace app comes with a series of guided meditations you can use to start fresh every day.
Leo Babauta of Zen Habits has a great introductory post on how to form a daily meditation habit. He also happens to be one of the most prolific and successful bloggers in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
31. Choose Quantity Over Quality
Write ten ideas per day around your writing. They could be ideas for new blog posts, book titles, and book sections or chapters. By the end of the year, you’ll have 3,650 ideas. Most of them will suck, some will be good, and a few will be amazing. Your creative muscles will be strong, and you’ll have endless material to write about.
32. Teach an Old Draft New Tricks
Revise an old piece of writing. This has a two-fold benefit. First, you’ll realize how much you’ve grown since writing that piece, which will give you the confidence to know you’ll improve in the future. Second, if you really add some beef to it, you’ll have a brand new piece of writing to share with the world.
33. Surround Yourself with Great Work
I once visited an art museum that had a photography section. It was filled with famous photos of famous people by famous photographers. I lost complete track of time and was immersed in the photos. When I left the display, I felt almost dizzy. That day, I went home and wrote a couple thousand words in a way that seemed effortless. Seeing great art in other forms can inspire you to create great writing yourself.
Visit a gallery, go to an opera, or watch a play. Feel the passion and inspiration from the artists you just watched, and use it in your own writing.
34. Put a Pot of Gold at the End of Your Rainbow
Setting writing goals doesn’t often work. The reason why they don’t work is because we don’t like to work! We want results. It’s why workout DVDs are called Beach Body or Six Pack Abs in Six Weeks instead of Exercise Regimen for your Core. You know you’ll have to do the work, but the results are what compel you to get started.
Create statements around the rewards you’ll reap from your writing and the results you want, e.g., “Writing my book will give me the money, attention, and sense of accomplishment I’ve always longed for. ” When you think of setting goals and building habits in terms of  the rewards they’ll afford you, you’re more likely to follow through.
35. Drink Rocket Fuel to Skyrocket Your Inspiration
Drink coffee. Coffee has fueled the creative inspiration of writers for centuries. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to write well without it.
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36. Journey into the Wild
Go for a walk in nature. There’s an odd connection between walking and inspiration. There’s something about wandering about that stirs up random thoughts in your mind. Ideas come to you when you aren’t so focused on them. A walk in nature will distract you with its beauty enough to make room for the muse to sneak up on you.
37. Switch Your Scenery
Imagine you’re lying back in a hammock in Bali.  You’re surrounded by warm weather and a fresh breeze with a coconut by your side to sip on. You also have your laptop in your lap. That sounds like an inspiring environment to me.
There has long been a link between travel and writing. Seeing new parts of the world is inspiring in and of itself, plus it will surely give you new material to write about as well. Or, heck, just go to your local coffee shop to switch things up.
Even if you can’t make a physical trip, just spending a few minutes visualizing an exotic destination can provide valuable writing inspiration.
38. Devour People’s Brains
Read. Read. Read. You can’t be a great writer without being a great reader. Read a wide range of material. If you write non-fiction, sprinkle some fiction into your reading and vice versa. Reading widely opens new doors in your brain and helps you make odd connections between ideas.
I just finished my second book. I pulled and wove in ideas from billionaires, dead Roman emperors, and Harvard psychologists. I didn’t go searching for the information. I conjured it from the recesses of my mind while writing, because I’ve read 100 books in the past two years. It’s like Neo in The Matrix where he “downloads” the ability to fight in Kung Fu style.
With reading, you can “download” hundreds or thousands of years of human experience and use it at your disposal.
39. Write in This Insanely Inspiring Environment
Write in a bookstore. Writing in an environment surrounded with words is inspiring. Go to your favorite section and browse the titles. Seeing the names on book covers will cause you to picture your name on your first or next book, and you’ll be ready to pen your masterpiece.
40. Put a Gun to Your Head
I submit guest post pitches to various blogs before I feel ready to write them. Once my pitches get accepted, I can’t quit. As you know, it’s a big no-no to flake on a guest blog owner, and I’d never want to ruin my reputation. Finding situations that force your hand can keep you from sitting on the fence.
41. Search for Instant Inspiration
A quick Google search can give you inspiration by spoon-feeding you endless ideas for your writing. If you’re stuck on a topic to write about, do a search about your subject and run with the results. You don’t have to come up with new ideas by yourself all the time. You don’t even have to use the ideas you find to create a finished result.
The process could serve the purpose of getting your fingers moving, which is the most important step.
42. Chase the Muse
Inspiration can be tricky to capture.
To maximize your chances of spotting the muse, come up with clever writing prompts. For example, you can come up with a writing problem you’re trying to solve right before bed, let it stir in your subconscious mind while you sleep, and wake yourself up in the middle of the night and jot down what comes to mind in your hazy subconscious state. You can set prompts on your phone to randomly write whatever comes to mind at the exact time.
Carry a pen and paper with you everywhere you go to capture ideas as they come. It seems mechanical, but careful planning can inspire you to create more.
43. Star in Your Own Montage
Visualize yourself putting in the work it takes to become a great writer. Visualizing the type of outcome you want is effective, but visualizing becoming the type of person capable of achieving those outcomes is even more powerful. Take a few minutes every day and visualize yourself being in a state of flow and writing effortlessly.
It’s like picturing yourself hitting the game-winning shot. If you can see it, you can believe it.
44. Find a Tango Partner
In a rut? Find a writing partner to keep you accountable. Working with someone who’s “in the trenches” like you will help both of you inspire each other. There’s strength in numbers.
45. Find Inspiration in Your Rear-view Mirror
We’ve all had moments in life we cherish. Why not use those moments as inspiration for your writing? If you’re feeling stuck, try to remember an amazing moment in your life — time spent with your children, a vacation you went on, your wedding day — and write about that. The moment will inspire you to write because the moment itself is inspiring. If it was a pivotal moment in your life, you can recall how you felt and what the atmosphere was like.
46. Eviscerate Your Excuses
Find examples to eliminate your excuses. The undisputed heavyweight champion of blogging, our very own Jon Morrow, isn’t able to use his hands, and has written blog posts read by millions. Stephen Hawking moves his cheek muscles to write. You have writer’s block? Boo hoo.
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If seeing examples of people with legitimate obstacles thriving at what you do doesn’t inspire you, I don’t know what will. You’ve been blessed in one way or another. Regardless of what you don’t have, you have something someone else would kill for. Be grateful and use your gratitude as a well of inspiration to create.
47. Join a Local Gang
If one partner isn’t enough, you can join groups of writers to increase the effectiveness of group support. I’m part of a local writers’ club where we meet in person, and I’m a member of an online community of writers. We share insights and tips, and keep each other motivated.
48. Fake Your Own Death
Write your obituary. This exercise provides a two-fold benefit. First, you’re putting words on the page. Second, you’re thinking about the type of legacy you want to leave. My guess is you want “renown writer,” or at least “writer,” somewhere in the description. It will remind you of your ultimate mission and the fact you’ll regret it if you fail to follow through.
As best-selling author Stephen Covey says, “Begin with the end in mind.”
49. Tune In to Tune Out Writer’s Block
Listening to music boosts your effectiveness in many areas such as exercise. It’s also a great tool to inspire your writing, as long as you don’t make it a distraction. Some writers have been known to play the same song on repeat while they write, saying it gives them a calming sense and the music fades to the background while they write.
Music has been known to “set the mood” in more ways than one. Pick an inspiring song and let it inspire you to write.
50. Choose the Opinion You Like Best
Have you ever looked at the same piece of writing at different times and had two different opinions?
We’re quick to look at the negative opinions of ourselves and our work and believe them to be true. We accept negativity with alarming ease. Our mind can just as easily believe the good things we tell ourselves about ourselves. The next time you swing between both opinions of your writing, choose the one that inspires you.
It’s okay to toot your own horn (in your mind) when you’ve penned some damn fine words. In fact, you should do it every time you feel good about your writing to keep the inspiration going.
51. Let Your Fingers Do the Talking
Get your fingers moving. The act of typing itself can lead to a flow state and productive writing. Sometimes, I’ll start a blog post by typing “I don’t know what to write about,” just to get my fingers moving. The staring at the blank page without typing contributes to writer’s block.
52. Get Back in Touch with Your “Why”
Remember your why. Did you get into writing because you wanted to improve people’s lives? Do you have interesting stories to share? Do you want to entertain people? Go back to the source of inspiration that made you want to write in the first place. Revisit it often.
53. Find Writing Inspiration in Dark Places
Life throws curve balls at you. While you can’t avoid certain situations from happening to you, you can use them as sources of inspiration to create.
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In an extreme example, Viktor Frankl used his experience in a Nazi death camp as inspiration to help others through his writing with his book Man’s Search for Meaning. You can let negativity overwhelm you, or you can use your experiences to inspire yourself in a cathartic way through your words.
54. Remember that Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Have you ever had a loved one go on an extended trip? When they come back, you’re overjoyed to see them, and you cherish the moments you have together a little bit more than usual. Why not create instant inspiration by doing the same with something you wrote?
Take a draft you’ve worked hard on and “lock it away” for a week or two before you revise or add to it. If you distance yourself from it for a bit, you’ll be inspired to jump back into a relationship with it, just like a loved one coming back from their trip.
55. Look Back and See How Far You’ve Come
Think about something that was once hard for you to do, but you now find easy. When you’re struggling to put together an introduction, edit the chaff from your sentences, or transition between points, remember that practicing these things will lead to a point where it becomes second nature.
56. Picture Your Name on a Best-Selling Book
If you’ve never written a book before, go to Canva’s free book cover maker tool and create your own custom book cover. Stare at it and imagine how it will feel to have a published book with your name on it in the future. The first time I held a copy of something I created, I was euphoric. I continue to chase that feeling each time I write.
57. Let Life Inspire Art
Many imagine successful writers as people locked up in cabins with typewriters, toiling away at their work in isolation until they resurface with their manuscripts. Some of the best writers, like Hemingway, spent as much time living and adventuring as they did writing.
If you want to make your writing more interesting, make your life more interesting. If you’re feeling frustrated, step out into the world, enjoy it, and let your experiences compel you to write again.
58. Keep Your Eye on the Prize
Enter a writing contest. Writing contests often pay for top prize winners. There’s one incentive.
The popular writing blog The Write Practice hosts writing contests multiple times per day. During its most recent contest, the blog partnered with Short Fiction Break, which displayed every single piece submitted to the contest. They encouraged writers in the contest to comment on each other’s pieces and get to know each other, which created a hotbed of inspiration.
Knowing you’re a part of something larger than yourself can be inspiring. Use a writing contest to show the world what you’ve got.
59. Act Like a Hollywood Script Doctor
Rewrite a dissatisfying ending of a popular movie, short story, or book. It’ll get you in the mood to write because you’re familiar with the subject matter. If you have the gall to rewrite a popular story, you should be confident enough to create your own.
60. Don’t Fall into the Routine Trap
Write when you’re most creative. You don’t have to be a morning person to write well.
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Some people are more creative at eleven at night. Blindly copying routines that don’t suit you is a surefire way to fail. Create an environment and schedule that aligns with your strengths.
61. Make a Creative Pilgrimage
This may seem a bit drastic, but moving to another city can inspire you to be more creative.
In his book Where Good Ideas Come From, Stephen Johnson claims that moving to a more populated city fosters creativity through “superlinear scaling,” which is a fancy way of saying that the more people you’re exposed to, the more creative you are. Maybe you’re not in a position to move, but if you’re young and mobile, perhaps you should take your talents to the Big Apple or out West.
62. Exercise Your Neurons
Your brain needs exercise like any other part of your body. If you’re not feeling inspired, try playing some games that involve words. Hitting a triple word score in Scrabble can remind you of your creative writing prowess. The education company Lumosity has a line of brain games that help you increase your vocabulary.
One of my inspirations for writing is the words themselves. I was one of the weird kids who looked forward to vocabulary tests, because new words excited me and stimulated my brain. Play brain games with words to inspire yourself to pen them.
63. Cast Yourself Away
Go on a thinking retreat. Bring books to read, but no electronics. Spend time alone to be with your thoughts and consider what steps you want to take in your writing career. Bill Gates does this for two weeks every year to crystallize his vision for Microsoft’s future as well as his charity foundation. You’re not a billionaire with unlimited free time, so a day or two will suffice.
64. Use These Two Words as Inspiration
Interesting questions lead to interesting answers. Many of the best pieces of writing started with the phrase, “What if?”
Use hypothetical questions to inspire new ideas. For example, you could ask, “What if I wrote a piece saying the exact opposite of what most people believe about _____?” or “What if we lived in a world where everyone was bluntly honest all the time?” These types of questions create open-ended areas to explore, giving you new material to think about and write about.
65. When in Doubt, Ship
Seth Godin has written 18 books, and has been quoted as saying, “I feel like a fraud as I read you this, as I brush my teeth, and every time I go on stage. This is part of the human condition. Accept it. Now what?”
Other creative people like Neil Gaiman and Tina Fey have reported feeling the same way, regardless of the amount of work they’ve put into the world.
What’s the difference between them and the people who let their inspiration die? They ship.
They put their work into the world regardless of how they felt about it, and it paid off. If they can create while plagued with doubt, so can you.
Look far and wide for examples of successful writers and you’ll find one common denominator — and it sure as heck isn’t procrastination. It’s shipping. Let their stories inspire you to do the same.
66. Let Technology Lend a Helping Hand
Use idea-generating tools from companies like Hubspot and Portent’s Content. With ready-made ideas and headlines, you should have everything you need to get started.
67. Be a Little Creepy
Have you ever looked at a couple across the room at a restaurant and wondered what their lives were like?
Have you ever walked past an older person at the park and thought about what crazy experiences they’ve had?
People-watching can be great inspiration for writing. You can observe people you don’t know, and let the mystery of their lives inspire you to write a story about what they could be like. It’s part writing exercise, yes, but knowing you can draw material from anywhere is inspiring.
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68. Eat a Sh** Sandwich
Charles Bukowski once said, “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
He was referring to what many, including bestselling author Elizabeth Gilbert, call a “shit sandwich.”
If you don’t love something enough to go through pain for it, you don’t really love it. Your shit sandwich is the one thing you cherish so much you can endure for it. How is that inspiring? Well, if you’re capable of going through heartache for something, it has an inspiring quality drawing you to do so, or else you wouldn’t do it.
Is writing your shit sandwich? If so, get really hungry, because life is going to give you an all-you-can-eat buffet.
69. Say “Hi, My Name Is _____”
Attend a conference for writers in your niche. You have to be careful with conferences because they’re a waste of time if you go without any predefined goals, but they’re great for meeting and affiliate yourself with industry insiders and the atmosphere of the event will make you want to perform well when you get home.
70. Go to the Source
Reach out to your favorite writers and ask for advice. Many people do this, but they do it the wrong way.
First, send them a message simply thanking them for the work they’ve done and leave it at that. Tell them how you’ve implemented something they’ve taught you. After your initial outreach, come back later and ask a specific question regarding a situation. Don’t just say “let me pick your brain.” Most are willing to help if they’re not too busy.
Some won’t respond, but others will. Use their words as inspiration, follow up with their advice, and let them know when you’ve implemented it.
71. Get Yourself Some Education
Take an online course on writing. I took Smart Blogger’s Guest Blogging Certification Program. Before taking the course, I wouldn’t have had the guts to pitch big-name blogs. I thought they were “off limits.” Seeing examples of people who went through the course, some of whom built million dollar businesses with the course being the catalyst for their growth, inspired me to level up my game.
Finding the right online courses by the right instructors makes a world of difference. Having a laid-out blueprint for success gives you confidence to follow through with the steps required to build something valuable.
72. Pat Yourself on the Back
Take a piece of writing you’ve done and evaluate it based solely on what you like about it. Even if it’s just one sentence. Find something to highlight as inspiration to keep writing in the future.
73. Follow The Artist’s Way
Use stream-of-consciousness writing like Julia Cameron’s famed morning pages to get your creative juices flowing. Many writers swear to this strategy, saying it unlocks the creativity hidden in their subconscious minds.
74. Find Inspiration in Everyday Heroes
I once listened to a podcast by serial self-publishing author Steve Scott. He was recapping the strategies from his latest book launch, which resulted in $60,000 in royalties.
Hearing his story was inspiring because he isn’t Malcolm Gladwell. He started self-publishing books and kept doing it until he figured out how to become one of the best. He’s what you would call an ordinary person doing something extraordinary in the publishing world. There are many examples of self-published authors you can use as inspiration. Find them on Amazon and read their stories.
Once you know it’s possible to make a killing without the gatekeepers, you’ll be inspired to do it yourself.
75. Embrace Your Inner Barbara Walters
Interview people in your niche about a topic you’re interested in. Creating profiles of other people might seem less daunting than coming up with a topic from scratch. You can use their stories in your books or blog posts.
76. Dare to Be Different
Embrace your inner weirdo. Your idiosyncrasies and strange ideas are what make you you. Don’t be afraid to show them. The more personality you put into your writing, the better.
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77. Throw Your Big Hairy Goals in the Garbage
When I encounter someone who has a puffed-up chest and talks about what they’re going to do, I know they’re going to fail. Most “grand missions” end abruptly. To stay inspired, gain momentum. To gain momentum, create the smallest goals possible. Your brain likes to “win.” If you set laughably achievable goals and succeed, your brain equates it with making progress. A series of small wins is better than no wins.
For example, if your goal is to write 250 words per day, and you reach it every day for a week, it will inspire you to either write at the same pace again or up your word count. If instead, you’d started out by setting a goal of writing 1,000 words per day, you could’ve gotten discouraged and quit. The first goal inspires you to continue, while the second is demotivating.
78. Stop When You Hit the Sweet Spot
Cut your writing short right when you’re in the groove. Pick up where you left off the next day. You’ll be inspired to dive back into the page because you’ll have been thinking about where you left off.
79. Sleep with the Enemy
Make friends with fear. The sooner you stop expecting fear to go away, the better off you’ll be. Remind yourself that fear is a sign of you doing something amazing with your life — something most others won’t do.
Fear is the enemy of inspiration, but thriving in spite of your fear is inspiring. If you’re afraid of being criticized, hit publish anyway and feel inspired from overcoming the hurdle. If you fear your writing won’t be captivating, press through and ship, because one day you’ll write something people will love.
Action is the best deterrent to fear, but it never erases it. Each step you take forward alongside your fear will inspire you to do it again and again.
80. Bore Yourself to Death
You stare at the blank page and nothing comes to mind. You feel blank and stuck. You’re bored.
Good.
Boredom filters out the pretenders from the contenders. Sometimes inspiration won’t sneak up on you until you stop looking for it. If you stop trying to force the situation and let the words come to you, they’ll come. Those writing sessions where you’d normally quit after ten minutes of boredom may bring a creative breakthrough at the eleventh minute.
81. Literally Write for One Person
The idea of writing for one person has been offered time and time again, but what if you went into insane detail about the person you’re writing for?
Instead of writing for “a member of your target audience,” come up with a customer avatar even an experienced marketer would find a bit obsessive.
Something like:
“Mary Elle Christiansen is a forty-year-old woman with two children — Jeremiah, 14, and Deanna, 11. She lives in Cranston, Rhode Island. Every morning after dropping the kids off to work she visits her favorite breakfast spot, Harriet’s Kitchen, and has a pecan maple danish with a Venti caramel iced macchiato — with an extra “half pump” of caramel.
After her meal, she settles in, opens her computer, and writes. She’s working on a memoir. Her late husband, Jim, was an air force veteran. She was an air force wife. Her entire family traveled the world together, moving from base to base. The constant motion was turbulent at times, but Mary was a supportive wife through and through. She wouldn’t be happy if her husband wasn’t. After Jim died — during a tragic flight exercise gone wrong — Mary was left with a large life insurance settlement, a pit of loneliness in her stomach, and an unrealized dream of becoming a writer she suppressed for her family. It’s just her, her children, and her laptop now.“
It wouldn’t be hard for me to write a blog post to inspire Mary Elle. Get insanely specific about who you’re writing for to the point of absurdity, and get inspired to benefit that person’s life.
82. Have an Affair
Many of the world’s most successful creators had extra hobbies that had nothing to do with their main craft. Try drawing, playing music, or making pottery. Take time to express yourself creatively without writing. Creativity fuels you regardless of its source. Add some creative gasoline to your tank to use in your writing.
83. Create a Monster in Your Lab
If you’ve been writing for a while, you have a hefty list of unfinished drafts. Instead of discarding them for good, you can find inspiration by taking pieces of each unfinished post to build a “Frankenstein piece.”
84. Don’t Trust the Opinions of Losers
Fear of ridicule kills inspiration. If you’re worried about what a reader will think of you, consider this question from the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius: “You want praise from people who kick themselves every 15 minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves?” People who don’t even think highly of themselves don’t have the right to hold a negative opinion about your work.
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Get your inspiration back by seeing “trolls” for what they really are — people who hate their own lives so much they want to criticise what you do in yours.
85. Stop Telling Yourself You’re a Writer
Stop only identifying with being a writer. If your identity is closely tied to being a writer, you’ll take your failure in writing as cracks in your personal character. You write, yes, but you do lots of other things, too.
86. Turn Trials into Triumph
You know what’s more inspiring than believing you can overcome obstacles? Actually overcoming them, because knowing you have the strength to do it inspires you to do it again.
Most writers fail because they avoid difficulty. Most don’t grasp the hidden inspiration in defeat. When a team loses by one point in the championship, they work even harder the next season, because they know they’re on the cusp of victory.
When a piece you write gets rejected, get inspired to prove the editor wrong. When your blog post or book falls flat on its face, get inspired to write ten times better the next time.
Real inspiration isn’t warm, fuzzy, and cute. The truly inspired are gritty, tenacious, and walk directly into the flames of disappointment and setbacks.
87. Con Your Way to Success
Become an impostor. Impostor syndrome is the feeling of being a fake, phony, or fraud who doesn’t deserve success. A great remedy for impostor syndrome is embracing the idea of being one. Write under your guise of falsehood. Realize nobody knows exactly what they’re talking about, and give up your need for appearances. Fake it till you make it.
88. Appreciate the Fortunate Timing of Your Birth
Consider the fact it’s ten times easier to become a successful writer than it used to be.
A few decades ago, to get published you needed to throw your needle into the haystack of the publishing world and hope someone discovered you. Now you can publish your own books. With the click of a button, your words can potentially reach millions of people. Technology has empowered us all.
I call this the excuse-free era because there are more opportunities than ever to find exposure.
89. Realize You’ve Already Put in “10,000 Hours”
Think of how much writing you’ve done in your life. From papers in school, to emails, to social media updates — you write all the time. When you focus on building a writing career, it’s more of a focused effort, but it’s writing just the same. Remember how much you effortlessly write in other areas of your life, and take some pressure off the writing you do for an audience.
90. Make a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Focus on doing one thing a little better each time you write. If you only get one percent better every day, you’ll be 37 times better by the end of the year.
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Growth in writing is exponential, not linear, which means your practice won’t just make you better little by little. One day, after several weeks and months of getting better inch by inch, your skills will explode. You’ll enter a higher plane of creativity and the words will come out of you as if possessed by a wordsmith demon who scorches the keyboard with its fingers.
91. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Making an investment in your writing inspires you to create because it shows you’re serious. Being an “amateur,” isn’t always inspiring, but “turning pro” is.
How do you turn pro? You do the work, but you also treat your writing like a business instead of just a hobby. Making financial investments in your craft inspires you to live up to the image you create for yourself.
A telltale sign of someone who isn’t serious about their writing is a lack of willingness to spend money. Invest in tools to grow your website. Invest in your writing education. Invest in tools to create high-quality books. The more you invest, the more you’ll feel invested in your work.
92. Stop Robbing the World of Your Creativity
Think about your readers.
What if the scientist who was meant to cure cancer decided medical school was too hard? She isn’t only robbing herself, but the world. Your writing belongs to your readers. Your words can help educate, entertain, and inspire people. I once had a reader comment on a lull I had between blog posts. They were relying on my words to help their career.
Your words matter, and we need them.
93. Pay Your Debt
Earlier we talked about the idea that your writing isn’t for you, but for other people. This is true, but at the same time remind yourself that you owe yourself. Sure, writing can be a bit of a slog at times, but you owe it to yourself to push through the pain and see what’s on the other side, especially if you’ve already invested time into your writing career. Don’t let what you’ve done go to waste.
94. Harness the Curious Power of Envy
Have you ever been jealous of another writer for their accomplishments?
You can use your envy as fuel to inspire yourself to improve. Oftentimes when I see someone else do something I want to do but haven’t done, I turn my envy into curiosity. After seeing green for a bit, I think to myself, “How did they do it?” Then I trace their steps and reverse-engineer what they’ve done.
I’ve used this strategy to get featured on popular blogs, come up with headlines for blog posts, and add more substance to my work. Don’t just get jealous, get better.
95. Hit the Reset Button
I once wrote 15,000 words of a book and quit. I just wasn’t feeling it. I struggled over the words over and over again, but the project just didn’t seem like a good fit. I started over completely and wrote my second book.
The experience of having a fresh start was inspiring because I was re-energized with new material. You don’t want to fall into the perfectionist trap, but you can inspire yourself by carefully choosing when to start over.
96. Create Your Own Turning Point
In every book or movie, there’s the moment where the unassuming protagonist takes the call to adventure. For most of her life, she’d been somewhat of a nobody, but opportunity arises, and she finally begins the chapter of her life that changes everything.
Will this moment happen in one instant for you? Maybe not. But you can embrace the idea of taking action and starting your journey today. Get inspired by the moment, or the idea that life is fleeting. Dig dip inside yourself and conjure up whatever energy is inside you and make today the day that’s different.
97. Curate an Inspiration “Museum”
We come across inspiring material all the time, whether they’re quotes, places we visit, pieces of art, or experiences we have.
What if you created a place to document and store all of this inspiration, so you could use it later in your writing? This could be in a form of a journal or scrapbook where you collect inspiring ideas. You could keep track of things you’ve thought to yourself or heard from other people that inspire you.
When your creative well runs dry, you can look to your journal for the jump-start you need.
98. Set a Finish Line
With the first book I wrote, I gave myself a specific deadline to publish it. I woke up every day, hammered away at the keyboard with reckless abandon, and looked forward to the last lap.
I relaxed a bit on writing the next book. I told myself I’d get it done without any pressure of a deadline. The result? I worked on it on and off instead of being consistent. I didn’t get back into the swing of writing until I put a deadline on my work again.
Give yourself deadlines for your writing projects. They might seem arbitrary, but deadlines help you stay motivated to push through, and they make you treat your writing like a business instead of a hobby.
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99. Boil it Down to This…
Each one of these points ties into the central message behind becoming a great writer. You have to write. Get inspired by your own deep love and need for putting words on the page. You’re the best source of inspiration for yourself.
You have the itch, the pull, the call. Use it.
Get Busy Writing, or Get Busy Dying
If you really have the itch to write, it’ll never go away,
You have two options — get inspired and get to work, or let your anxiety and insecurities grow and fester.
I know what it feels like to get stuck between the feeling of knowing you have something important to say and wondering whether you’re cut out for the task at hand.
It’s been two years since I started, and I never imagined I’d be where I am today. The same can happen for you, but not without putting in the work day in and day out until you get what you want.
Remember, whether you write or not, the time will pass anyway.
You are cut out for it.
You can make all of your writing dreams come true.
You got this. Now go.
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Somebody Else - Tom Holland Imagine
So sorry for the long wait gang. I became a bit obsessed with a Mexican boyband and I spent waaaaay too long looking for good shit in Spanish -- and that shit was tough as fuck, my god. 
Anyways, this is inspired by “Somebody Else” by The 1975. This is shit, I’m sorry. I’m tired. This week sucked. 
Leave feedback, comments, ask questions, make requests. Thankssss.x
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“Hey Haz, Tom is in the kitchen.” You sighed and moved out of the doorway to head over to your desk by the window. He hugged you and then went over to look for Tom.
You loved Haz but you were stressed about this new script. You had to read it over a few more times before you decided whether or not you wanted to take this on. Although the project was starting off small, you were worried about the fact that you would be filming on location for a year and a half.
Considering you and Tom had been going really strong for the last few months, you didn’t want to ruin your relationship by moving into the midwest while he continued to travel. 
You heard Tom’s sock-clad feet walk into the room. “You doing alright here missy?”
“Yeah,” you sighed, “It’s going alright...”
“Doesn’t sound like you’ve come to a decision yet.” He played with your hair a bit and continued to pet it.
“I’m just worried about us.”
“Us?” He seemed to not understand what your relationship had to do with the movie.
“Well,” you turned around to face him, “I’m going to be in the midwest for a year and a half -- does that not worry you?” 
He used his thumb to rub at the frown forming between your eyebrows, “Darling -- we’ll be completely okay. Don’t worry your pretty little head about us. We’re going to be great, sunshine.”
You tried to smile and pulled him close. You wrapped your arms around his waist. “So I should take this role then?”
“Definitely, it’ll be so good.” He used his arms to express his excitement. “This is going to change everything for you, just you wait!”
It’s 6 months in and that’s when you know you’ve fucked up.
The flirting between you and your co-star at the beginning of filiming had been that -- just flirting. Nothing was being done wrong -- you played lovers in the film, so it only felt right for the both of you to have some sort of chemistry. 
It’s month 2 when they decide to invite you for coffee and you say ‘no.’ 
It’s month 3 when they invite you for coffee again and you say ‘yes.’
By month 5, dinner is a thing between the two of you.
And you know it’s wrong because Tom is still in the photo. 
But he neglected you. 
And he hasn’t done anything to try to reach out to you or to try to communicate with you. 
So you don’t feel bad because he made you fall for someone else. 
When the photos surfaced of Tom hanging with a new cast member -- some pretty, young thing with blonde hair -- and you saw them hugging that way you felt your heart shatter.
He found someone younger and perfect and he found someone who could be there for everything. So when you saw those photos, you invited your co-star over and decided Tom wasn’t worth your tears.
But things continued to get worse -- especially when more videos and photos began to resurface. Videos of Tom standing around -- scrolling through his phone, no less -- on a sidewalk. Videos where she walks up to him and brightens everything. She makes his face light up a million times. She’s the reason for the laugh lines near his eyes.
And when photos surface of his neck covered in hickeys and he answered your last text with “k.” you figured it was time you forgot about him, too.
So you start dating your co-star. And you “accidentally” get papped at a gelato shop in the middle of fucking nowhere Ohio and you play the game.
And when those photos get released and when he calls you 14 times in a row, you start to realize you fucked up bad.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?”
“Well hello, sir Holland. How are you doing today?”
“Why the fuck are you hanging out with that piece of shit?”
“Hey,” you felt defensive and angry. “Don’t say shit like that about people, asshole. You’re the one who fucking started it.”
“Started what?!”
“Starting sleeping with your perfect little girlfriend and ignoring me!”
“When did I ever do that?!”
“Explain the hickeys, then.”
“I’m filming a movie -- a movie wHERE PEOPLE WEAR ALL KINDS OF MAKE-UP.”
“That doesn’t mean she didn’t put those there!”
“Y/N, darling,” he was using his angry voice. “She’s gay, you fucking idiot.”
“What?” 
“She has a fiance -- why would I go and mess that up?” He sounded much calmer and he also sounded defeated.
“I didn’t know that...”
“Yeah, I know you didn’t.” He huffed, “I can’t believe you fell for their stupid bullshit.”
“Oh god.” You thumped your head with your hand, “I’m such a fucking idiot...”
“Well, at least we can clean up this mess now...”
“Fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck,” you began to chant, remembering who badly you fucked up.
“Tom, I--- I slept with my co-star.”
The line was silent, but you knew he hadn’t hung up yet. You couldn’t even hear him breathing.
“What?” He whispered this, brokenly. 
“I’m sorry!” You began to tear up, “I didn’t mean for this to happen.” 
“HOW COULD YOU?!” Tom was furious but he sounded so heartbroken. His voice sounded raw and bloody.
“Tom-- Tom, listen to me darling.” You continued to cry, “We can fix this. We can fix this.” You heard something break against the wall on the other end of the line. “We can fix this Tom, we can.”
You walked into the auditorium and you gripped his arm tight -- it's been some time since you'd been to an event like this and you felt a bit nervous about the entire ordeal. He looked at you and smiled warmly, patting your cheek softly.
"Do you want to get something to drink before we head over to our table?" 
"We can't go sit and have one of the waiters bring us some drinks over?" You smiled sheepishly.
"Of course we can," he continued to smile at you and he began to lead you over to the table you had both been set to sit at.
As you passed through each of the tables, you both greeted and smiled at the people you knew -- although you only starred in one film together, it always surprised you both that your friends and acquaintances always overlapped. 
"It's so nice to be back in a room with everyone," he pulled your chair out for you. "Isn't it?"
You nodded as you sat down, "I love being back. Our hiatus was a year, but I really missed being around everyone."
"Well now that we've got our home completely set and now that we've got a dog," he turned to look at you and looked a bit apprehensive. You searched his eyes and he continued to speak, "Maybe we should try to get ourselves a child?" 
You smiled and felt yourself fill with giggles and happiness. "Definitely." You pulled him in and kissed him -- you felt too happy to not take advantage of the wonderful man you married. He was sitting in front of you and he was everything you ever needed. He pulled away and used his thumb to touch your bottom lip, "Good." He smiled and laughed, too.
The lights in the auditorium went down and someone walked out to the microphone on the center of the stage. "The Oscars go live in 1 minute 30 seconds. We'd like to take this time to thank you all for being here for the 2021 Oscars. Enjoy your evening." 
Everyone applauded, including the both of you. The room was filled with excitement and there was lots of buzz around the room -- the Oscars were prestigious and everyone wanted to be an Oscar winner. Including you and him -- you had both starred in one of the biggest films of the year and you were both proud of the work you had put in.
"You ready to kill it out here?" He pulled your chair closer and he offered you a sip of his coke.
"Definitely." You said this and took a drink of his soda, putting your game face on.
He laughed, "I love you. Good lucking darling."
"I love you, too."
The entire room burst into applause as the voice-over did the basic intro for the show. You saw Seth Meyers walk out on stage and you smiled as everyone began to cheer him on.
"Good evening everybody -- we're very excited to kick off the night with the first award." 
Mahershala Ali walked on and you continued to cheer along with everyone else. "It is my honor to present the award for Best Actor." 
When the slideshow went up, you used the time to look over to your right. "You nervous?"
"I'm not going to win this," he said.
"Not with that attitude."
"There are too many good actors in the line-up -- not happening for me..."
You sighed -- although you had full faith in him, you knew that trying to convince him otherwise would be useless.
Mahershala held the envelope up to his eye line. "And the winner is..." He opened it and read the name before he leaned forward, "Tom Holland."
You sighed deeply and everyone began to applaud and stand-up. Tom definitely had one of the greatest years of his life.
You looked over at your husband and smiled. He laughed and pulled you in for a side-hug.
"I told you I wasn't going to win...”
You both turned to look over at the stage where Tom was standing in front of the mic. 
"Thank you so much for this." He fiddled with the mic a bit, "This was unexpected -- but this movie was so powerful and important and I couldn't be more proud to be winning this for the amazing people behind this. Thank you. Goodnight."
He walked off briskly and everyone clapped once more.
"Who pissed in his kettle?"
"What does that mean?" You laughed hard and looked over your right shoulder.
"Who broke his heart?" He said with a sly grin.
"Oh! That's easy!" You sat down again and reached for the tumbler filled with scotch. "I did."
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@tessavirtue  @CharlieaWhite  @msKOSTNER  for a spectacular #pyeongchang2018 pls read and RT now. Thanks, your #GodsTinyDancer 
YOU SHALL BE MY WITNESSES UP UNTO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH: TO ALL YOKEBEARERS IN #PYEONGCHANG2018 AND EMPIRE REALITY SHOWS (COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST OFFICIAL COMMENTARY EPISTLE FOR THE EMPIRE'S SET OF READINGS ON THE 2ND SUNDAY BEFORE LENT 2018 [Passages included in Text printed in boldface]) 
COMMONDOMINION OF CHRIST CENTRAL ADMINISTRATION CITY OF TAGUIG, STATE OF RIZAL, PHILIPPINES
JANUARY 27, 2018 TO ALL OUR MOST BELOVED FELLOW YOKEBEARERS COMPETING IN AND PERFORMING AT THE 2018 WINTER ADULT OLYMPICS IN PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA, AND ALSO TO ALL YOKEBEARERS WHO HAD, IS, AND WOULD BE, AUDITIONING AND PERFORMING ON ANY EMPIRE REALITY SHOW
To all of you, the sole crowning glory of the Nation of Godhead in these last days, our hope, glory, life and all, On behalf of your entire Commondominion of Christ and her Central Administration, I and my whole clan would like to most solemnly congratulate you for yet again being enabled by Godhead to convene for the Olympics, where we expect to foster old friendships and make new ones under the spark of sharing our talents and expertise with each other as Godhead has Granted all of you as Their most beloved creatures, that is Yokebearers (REVELATION 4). You well understand that Yokebearers hold the highest office in the Commondominion and the greatest rank in her leadership (JOB 7, JAMES 1), therefore you understand too that as much as Empire's praise and approval is only but vain and fleeting, please believe us when we say that any tear shed over competition is only but wasted (PSALM 147, Revelation 21). You know very much from all that we had told you in the past that competition can and will never be in the vocabulary of a true Yokebearer of Godhead because he or she only endeavors to give glory and honor to Godhead alone and not to men, nor even to themselves, through their talent (Isaiah 51). What they rather endeavor is to keep brotherhood and unity with their fellow yokebearers (EPHESIANS 4). Therefore I hope that such would be your continual faith not only through these days, but more so throughout your lives (Hebrews 6). I hope that you may while your time reading this not only as you go to Pyeongchang if you are not yet there by the time that I finish this, but also on your free time while you're there. I hope you may spend some time with me pondering and reflecting on the current plight we're in with each other (1-2 Timothy, Philippians 1). After all, if you are to ask Pierre de Coubertin, the father of the Olympics, he would really be most likely angry with how his professed successors (Matthew 23) had been going along Empire agenda as you already know yet choose to be silent for your own wrightful safety or had been held under secret oath to sustain either against your will or not. Coubertin, I most verily tell you, would rather stand by our side and not with the Empire, because he envisions a full sustainable holistic approach of accelerating the potential and capacity of the individual yokebearer, and that, according to his very own life, does not only comprise physical training, but more so spiritual and religious formation (ROMANS 8, 2 Corinthians 11). Guys, if you are to do good on this, you will prove yourselves then to be worthy of being true, genuine Olympians. We know that holding your peace for your safety is good, but breaking your peace for a more lasting salvation in the afterlife is far more better. That's why I ask you, that as much as you could, wherever you may find yourselves to be, please- never give in to any Empire pressure or agenda. You must make good of each and every second to make sure everybody you meet and know gets the testimony of your witness for us and your Godhead. This latest Winter Olympics is a most appropriate time to rededicate ourselves to the task we are supposed to do, which the great Coubertin is expecting us from heaven to do with his spirit bidding and rallying us to do so, and why not we must do this- just this week alone Empire reads Psalm 24, their official psalm for the memorial for Christ's dedication in the Temple (February 2) for two times this week. Let me walk you now again to why you must be only in our side wright here alone, and how you can do it. Your servant Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes had asked me to opt him out of co-writing this Epistle, because he fear that you may not heed him yet again as you may have done in the past, in spite of the fact that he served over 8 years of his life in your service. Therefore I would like to reintroduce you to him, citing Empire's (2 Corinthians 3) proofs itself (so that you may be left with no reason to doubt or boast or rationalize that you had been just fooled by Empire), halfway through our study. We hope also that we may also serve al your most beloved and indeed truly blessed loves ones and friends, therefore please grant us most mercifully your favor that you may share this article with them as well as with any other that you know. You must remember that Godhead has already Told us last year that we here, your most wretched Central Administration, is now granted to have full powers over the Roman Empire during Winter Adult Olympics and all editions of the Youth Olympics, but Empire would be only powerful during Summer Adult Olympics, therefore we hope you may get full avail of this through endeavoring to fully commit yourselves to do good on all that we would be telling you in this letter. That means somehow that Olympics would be ours alone wright here alone, and not the Empire's, on all its editions save the Summer Adult one. I must admit that I'm very, very happy therefore to literally and figuratively at last have all of you in this most auspicious occasion, therefore you would need to do nothing not but to enjoy our presence and bask in our spirit as you savor this Letter (PSALM 136). That means that this Epistle is not in anyway to pressure you, or to drag you to doing anything, because we would never allow ourselves to insist ourselves unto you, for we know Empire is already doing to insist themselves unto all of you. We know that (1 Timothy 1) Godhead already Enables you to do good on Their Good Pleasure (JOHN 15) without any external interference, even by us, yet we would like to talk to Empire concerning you through this Letter, so that we may show them, with all that they're doing against you and us as well, even before, perhaps during, and certainly after these Games, that we are indeed not allowing them to win over you and your salvation. You must also know that stand we're doing, therefore we decided to address you also in this letter. Inasmuch as many of our fellow allowed (Galatians 4) themselves not only to offer tribute to the Novus Ordo Inquisitional Vatican 2 in so many instances now, and as much as our fellows also allowed the same Vatican to touch the Olympic flag in Brazil, and as much as those who went before us had allowed a Pope to speak before them in 1960, then all the more you should be allowing us to address you, most especially that you have here a fellow yokebearer named Joseph in your service.
YOU MUST KNOW THAT THREATS ARE UP AGAINST YOUR SOULS THESE HOURS, NOW MORE THAN EVER. (PSALM 138) It is really indeed very difficult to be Christian these days, said Paul (2 Timothy 3), as Empire would make you stressed with the cares of this life through making you work for Empire and therefore left (Lamentations 3) with no time for us, that is your time for Godhead (Matthew 13, Romans 13, Luke 17,21). If you would not work for Empire, you know that they have all the means to get not only your life, but also the lives of your loves ones and friends. Guys, I think that you should be no longer silent as you could see not only your souls and duties, but also my and your Joseph's ministries respectively, being challenged and besieged by Empire's rampant and blatant opposition to the ardent desire of your Godhead to give you the best life ever should you determine and endeavor to fully give yourselves to living covenant with Them through us. Never we had asked you to desert your yokebearing, and never also that we shall ask you to do so. What we as of you is that as you do your duties, wherever you may be finding yourselves, al you have to do (Romans 10) is this simple gesture- lead others to us. If we are to be holistic in our development as yokebearers, then it is very integral for us to stand up against the current that Empire manages and conducts (PSALM 124). That means we have to be unique and different than what they try to feed us with. We must not be allowing ourselves, or anybody of our beloved fellows, to just ride on any fad and trend that Empire would insist unto us, just like their agendas of ecumenism, sodomy, feminism, and the like. If you are to know guys, how much it is very personally (Psalm 116) sickening for your Joseph to hear how the Empire reproaches us here day in and hour out, I could not do anything to help him because I'm stuck by Empire here at jail. Your Joseph also is at jail, virtually, through his fanatic Empire household, who makes him always annoyed, pissed and angry with flashing him Empire propaganda airing over the Empire's television stations, not to mention the other media outlets Empire uses to please you and unleash any remaining (Godhead forbid) wanton (Romans 6) in us. Joseph wants to go away from all of these yet he could not do it because he could not go anywhere, he has to suffer all day and night long listening without his intention all Empire propaganda against him and against me, therefore all these propaganda is palpably against you as well (JOHN 8). He knows very well that you should not be even giving a listen to all Empire blasphemes against Godhead. You should be very, very angry therefore not only on this, but also on how Empire continues to dishearten all our governors across the globe with the same propaganda that challenges our wright here for your sake (ACTS 14). Please guys, at least we hope that with the Hailleey Spirit within you, you may comfort us at least that you may get our word out here-the only way we at least could fight back to all these scathing, grandstanding, showy-off, pabebe indictments. But what much more (Philippians 1) gives us grief guys, is that we hear and see for ourselves how your fellow yokebearers such as Rachel Denhollander, McKayla Maroney and Aly Raisman, had chosen to blindly fall off the pit of Empire propaganda advancing male genocide (HOSEA 1). There may be also some males in your company guys, who ride along the Empire byword 'Sexual preference is not basis for talent'. This year began with Empire sending at once a huge barrage of successful attempts to drag your fellow yokebearers, both in the thespian and music fields, into falling the same pit too. Please never get us wrong guys: never we shall allow any kind of sexual harassment to women, in fact we here has the highest utmost regard for women because in fact we love talking to them here more than men about the Gospel Lowe. Yet we could not allow Empire to take more than is supposedly required (JOB 38, 2 Corinthians 10, Proverbs 10,30,14), that they would be already indicting those who had even never touched a woman in their whole life. Empire has also failed to emphasize also any sexual harassment that woman could be doing to men, but would only allow and even approve and encourage, sexual harassment between man and man, and woman and woman. We would not also condone any discrimination on reasons of race, nationality, or skin color, yet as usual Empire also asks more than necessary, because they had been calling for white genocide already, and as you can see, the riots and lootings that radicalized refugees, radicalized 'illegal immigrants' and radicalized black people commit against citizens prove so, even towards their own compatriots should they find these compatriots to be already only siding with us. It would happen that such criminal chaos and disorder that leads to lost of life would be only rationalized and justified should you give in to what Empire desires over this issue, and should Empire report 'white people' to be doing such atrocities, you already know that such is only a #fakenews. For example, Israel cries out foul for Palestinian terrorism, and I believe it is true, but I also believe that it is also true that Israelis also commit terrorism against Palestinians, therefore they're no better than each other. If can do any petty crime just because a government has failed them to give proper living conditions, then such crimes are (2 Timothy 2, COLOSSIANS 1, Revelation 14,16, 1 Peter 1,4, 1 Thessalonians 4-5) at least bearable, but if that already consist of slaying someone and more so if it's done only in the name of the Empire and not of their living conditions, therefore such crime is unbearable. Now as for 'sexual preference', let me explain to you why Empire imposes abortion- it is in support of sodomy. Empire hates how Godhead designed marriage as procreation of babies, therefore if they're not going to make these babies as homosexuals when they grow up, then they have to kill them instead while they're babies. Any heterosexual couple therefore who loves having a baby and yet at the same time supports sodomy with all their heart, might and being is a deceiving hypocrite. Here then guys, we can know the danger now coming all around us: Empire wants us to fake our being yokebearers, Empire produces fake yokebearers, while if you rather choose to listen to us alone here (JOB 28), we can tell you that you would have a proper perspective of all things that Empire seeks to corrupt, and therefore if you listen to me and most especially to Joseph then you'll going to be a true yokebearer- genuine yokebearers (ZEPHANIAH 3)- because you belong not to us (1 Peter 5, Hebrews 13, Acts 20), but to Godhead, because you are no longer of the Empire (John 17, 2 Corinthians 11). We would say yea, your talent is important, your race, skin color, nationality, your right not to be sexually held against your consent, is all important, but would you inquire of all these things to someone [the Empire] who is not important at all (Jeremiah 12-13, Psalm 2) because Godhead has cast him away already (Titus 1, Isaiah 41, Jude Thaddeus 1, 2 Peter, MATTHEW 8) for their wicked agenda, therefore is no more important in your lives and thus deserves no more attention (Galatians 4) from you? (1 Corinthians 6, Mark 4, Matthew 24, Colossians 4, MATTHEW 13) Take for example Job himself, which the Empire quotes this week. All his 4 fake 'friends' had been trying to hijack Sacred Text Scriptures just to rationalize making Job believe that he sinned purportedly when in fact he, like you, had been keeping Sacred Text Scriptures not to himself but for real in his life. In the same way this 4-legged Roman Empire (Daniel 2) is encouraging you to foster recall on sinning, familiarization in sinning, and therefore passion for sinning (JAMES 1). It is very evident that Job had built recall on all of what his fake friends are telling him, therefore he had been very dismayed and disappointed in his feelings as we could see in his words, being dragged to be pressured and stressed. Yet as we could see Job had never allowed himself to be overtaken by the showy-off grandstanding (PSALM 138) of the 4 Empire-infiltrated, self-righteous orators (1 CORINTHIANS 2). I have full faith and hope that you would also choose to overcome the Empire just like Job. Job rather sought to get the facts straight from Godhead Himself (Job 40,42) and not from this Empire, as much as his name itself implies in English 'work, duty, office', that is you- your yokebearing (COLOSSIANS 1). Hence we most humbly and solemnly charge you (Isaiah 63, ROMANS 8), to get the facts for yourselves, as much as we here alone have Godhead (PSALM 148), we had enough of Empire propaganda on all its legs. It's now time for you to get the word straight from us instead (PSALM 147). You an while all your time (Ephesians 5, Titus 2, 1 Timothy 5) spending it with our congregations, online channels and posts, of which links we are inclosing at the end of this Epistle (Psalm 16), which we hope you can also show to all your friends and loves ones. And besides, if you don't like even listening to us, we have full faith that you would already know what to do, because Godhead would Instead Teach It to you Straight. All you have to do, is that you ask Godhead (ISAIAH 6). If you would not tell others about us, at least please don't promote the Empire to others. We here are alone content that you would just promote what do YOU experience and learn from Godhead. And why Godhead would not do it, for They’re already Within you and is in you (Matthew 28, JOHN 15). Guys, we here recognize all Yokebearers like you as Godhead Messengers, and therefore you can each receive unique revelation from Godhead unidentical with another revelation that another one of you received from the same one true Godhead, and you are obliged to tell people what you have (Psalm 48) seen and heard from Godhead. But as much as Empire heads, who are after you, also pretend to be purportedly Godhead Messengers, just as how Job's 'friends' pretended to be so, when all the time in fact these Empire heads are only after your lives (PSALM 118), therefore it behooves us like now, and like always (Psalm 19,16,139), to be at your service, whether you like it or not. We're only here to help you maximize and realize your own potential, so that you may be better on your own away from us (2 Timothy 3, Hebrews 5-6, 1 Peter 2, PHILIPPIANS 2, Genesis 16,21, Exodus 18-19, Deuteronomy 32-33), because we know here, like what you would always hear from us, that I and Joseph are going to be apostatized eventually, and be no more better than this Empire, should the time eventually come that we lose control of ourselves and much more of Godhead countenance. Whether that time come or not as long as we here are alive, we hope that you may learn already taking over from us (HOSEA 6, Psalm 110,133, Micah 4-5, Isaiah 23,59,63), and we hope that you may get to take care of this, your Commondominion, and your brethren here (Luke 22, ACTS 14, Isaiah 30,55,48,57, Hebrews 10, Ephesians 2), like what we now do for you now that we're still keeping grip on our spiritual faculties. We have nobody to trust to for taking care of your Commondominion if we here are gone, no one but all of you, because we know that we could trust you, and that trust is indeed our love for you. We hope you already know what to do, that is you do as we now do, contending against this Empire, exposing what Empire's really up with you. This explains the title, as you could read at the top of this letter, which I decided to be the theme of our study here, which we Tookey-Gabriel/Inoue from ACTS 1. ('Acts' by the way means like 'Job'.) As you already know, Empire had been particular these past days extolling their reporters against us here, your Two Witnesses, your Nathaniel and Joseph. Even you all too are Two Witnesses, as much as these Two Witnesses are not only many as prophecy continues to be refulfilled here and revealed continually (your Sir Daniel Valles placed the Two Witnesses to 144,000, while your other Messengers here had placed 144,000 to backup reserve figures such as 63,000 [Sir Ronald Weinland] to 600,000 [Sir Lope Columna], et cal.), but also because your Two Witnesses are Yokebearers themselves (GENESIS 2)- 'and their bodies shall be laid in the streets of the Roman Empire', therefore these Yokebearers like you are Witnesses because they had testified, just like you, through their bodies (1 CORINTHIANS 9,15). Because these Two Witnesses testified by means of their 'bodies', we could see in them how your Commondominion here is 'beautified with salvation' (Psalm 149), that is multiplied and increased (Psalm 105, Isaiah 25-26), in messengers and branch churches (Ezekiel 37,17, MATTHEW 5), as much as 'body' symbolizes 'church' (COLOSSIANS 1). Therefore we can explain why Empire is very, very angry with us these past days (PSALM 1-5,112,69). Our key text in this study asks us therefore to do good and mean with all ourselves our divine office with each other (Hebrews 10,12,3) as Messengers all sent by Godhead to challenge (JEREMIAH 26), not to please (NUMBERS 13), this wicked and perverse generation (PHILIPPIANS 2). When we say we must be Witnesses of Godhead 'up to the ends of the earth', this means we have to be fully dedicated till our last breath, or even till the last moment before Judgement Day, whichever comes first, in doing this blessed duty of testifying for Godhead (PSALM 100) as much as we do it because it is expected of Godhead from us that we live by the spirit and letter of the sure word of prophecy that is continually entrusted undeservingly to us here (PSALM 65). We have to be ready giving ourselves thoroughly in doing this duty of making sure wherever we may be in the line and call of our duty (PSALM 65), that all that we think, say or do would contribute to the salvation of all our fellow slaves in the Empire and therefore, to the final, ultimate and quick overthrow of this entire Empire (PSALM 104). And as we were talking about 'ends', we must remember that we either die for inflicted or natural causes. Either way we die, we die because Empire did so (Romans 5-7), therefore we are all virtually martyrs of the Commondominion (1 CORINTHIANS 15, ROMANS 8, Psalm 44), whether we shed blood or not (MARK 6). Either way, we must be found at the time of our death, fully dedicated to advance, persist and insist on the downfall of the whole Roman Empire and the salvation of our fellow slaves, bringing them here with us alone (Romans 14-15, 2 CORINTHIANS 4-5). We had just told you that we're not going to be around training you in holiness with all moral and spiritual ascendancy (1 Timothy 5), even if we could be alive by that time. You also have to learn training your own clans, kindred, households and families in holiness by that time the way we do now with you (1 CORINTHIANS 9, PSALM 148). Guys, we therefore understand that you have all wright to get away from this Epistle, that you may be pissed off with what I tell you. Guys, in fact it's very easy to be pissed off with my words, than to do good on this all your lives, but as much as you endeavor to subject yourselves in patience under physical training, much more your souls must be subject to the power and authority Godhead has placed with us all with each other, which Empire seeks to destroy (Matthew 7, Psalm 73). We must stay in this office, as we encourage you, all our lives (Hebrews 6), and never allow Empire to overtake us, that would lead eventually to us being no more worthy before Godhead on Judgement Day (Revelation 2-3). Guys, we understand why you may no more go on reading this Epistle, why you may be fed up on the way keeping up with all of us here beyond this moment that you are studying these words. Even though that may be your reaction, we hope that at least, you may never do that, or anything, without giving serious thought to us for the way you live (PROVERBS 8, JEREMIAH 26, 2 CORINTHIANS 5). This is what Christ Himself, our Chief Agent, had exhorted His earlier Messengers when He told them that they would be His Witnesses 'up unto the ends of the earth': 'Stay here in Jerusalem until I have Given you Power of the Hailleey Spirit From on High.' You may not do anything therefore without pondering first on yourselves, guided with our words all always available at your fingertips, whether you could be able to give testimony of your Commondominion (1-2 Timothy) with the way you do things, more so your yokebearing duties. We had time long enough of Empire giving speeches here and there (1 Corinthians 14) extolling their eventual destruction through the way they want to run things. Guys, many of you love to tarry more in Empire than us, to invoke the patronage and approval of the Empire, to both start and sustain your yokebearing 'careers'. It's Hightower time already, long overdue, that you stop doing so (LUKE 5). We here rather seek to give genuine eternal life to you, to only submit to your decisions and not make you even submit to our wanton (LUKE 12). Remember, the Gospel Lowe is not inherently natural in us here alone (Romans 7), but That is rather undeservingly given to us so that we may serve you there with It (LUKE 8). We don't want you to be career 'Christians', not even career 'yokebearers'. Empire could not give you the life to come but only this life alone (1 CORINTHIANS 15). Empire therefore could not love you like we do, neither do they 'know you' like we do. Guys, call us desperate, but we're never and will never deny your inherent right to the Gospel Lowe. The Gospel Lowe is inherent in you alone (GENESIS 1, Matthew 19), not in us here, not even in this Empire. Therefore we ask you to 'stay here' (Luke 24) until we may have clothed you and your yokebearing (GENESIS 2, ROMANS 8) with divine commissioning that you can use when we're spiritually, morally and religiously gone, divine election that you can use when you take over governing our brethren from both me and my family when we later on apostatize as Godhead would effect it. Just promise me that you would be as vigilant as we are now at present, yet even more vigilant than we here can ever be, as you raise up the next generation of yokebearers until Judgement Day. Even as we tell you these things, we hope you may also pass on these same values and virtues to all your future fellows (DEUTERONOMY 8, Deuteronomy 6), therefore as much as we here alone had been entrusted as sole wrightful stewards of the rest of the Olympic Circuit except the Summer Adult edition, we enjoin you as part of our immediate charges for you to do upon reading this letter, is that you reach out and contact all our fellow yokebearers who are competing in the upcoming Summer Youth Olympics in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Tell them what you learn from us, encourage them to also learn from us, and more so we need your very own counsel to these young yokebearers. Tell them your thoughts, your words, your exhortations (MATTHEW 4). Make friends with them and always make it a point to foster it. Tell our younger brethren that it will always be a license to being a false yokebearer that we tend rather to feel good to ourselves upon every accomplishment, that we would begin already to please ourselves and others, but not Godhead, in the way we want to run our life. Now we would like to tell you again that we don't discriminate, but we must also never discriminate against the Gospel Lowe. If we discriminate only even in mere fleeting, temporal things of this life such as food, furniture and the like, how much more we must also learn to wrightfully divide the word of truth, that is discern all things, what to discriminate or not, not in the mere words of consumer critique (PSALM 118), but rather in the liberating words of the Gospel Lowe found in the Central Archives and the Sacred Text Scriptures (MATTHEW 6). Guys, if we are to take up unto ourselves (Revelation 2-3) the claims of this Empire to purported 'inclusivity, diversity, tolerance and love' of blacks, sodomites, women, Middle Eastern refugees, Hispanic-Latino immigrants, and if you would refuse what Godhead instead Tells us on how to rather lead these people to us and not to Empire so as for them to palpably repent of their ignorance of the Gospel Lowe, then you must rather understand that you must rather learn to do instead what this draft rendering of Matthew 24:13 that has been most recently entrusted to us, says, as we have already quoted from our past Commentary Lesson on the Empire's Loyalty Relay Service of January 13,20-21, 2018: 'But if he, the one, you, those people, whoever the person though, anyone, that has endured, shall and did endure and persevere, do endures and is enduring or perseveres, keep your hope on, who remains being faithful to God, keep their faith, continues and remains to be strong, committed particularly in the faith, stand firm, stays true to me even unto Haketz (Lady Lindsay Shelby Nelko Peretz), Lady Stacie Tookey-Gabriel, dwells still, lasts and holds out, bears up under suffering having endured and endeared Lady Isabelle Severino as their own right into, until the end of this time of severe, perverse persecution, that includes even reversing all odds to their favor again you through using per verse, those who do not waver from our path and do not follow those false prophets (ALL EMPIRE'S 4 LEGS)- this and that one person, those among you, he, you, the same shall be safe and will be saved, delivered as in laboring a child (Matthew 24:8) (EMPIRE'S CLAIMS TO REVELATION 12, ISAIAH 42, JOHN 16, JEREMIAH 6, ROMANS 8 SHATTERED AT ISAIAH 22, JEREMIAH 22, FOR COMMONDOMINION IS GODHEAD'S FAMILY CORPORATION SOLE), and will experience life and deliverance from destruction.' What I try to mean here guys is that would you agree to join Empire's 'inclusivity, diversity, tolerance and love' thrust in this life, claiming to dismantle discrimination (Daniel 7,2), when in turn you're going to hence suffer eternal punishment in the lake of fire for doing so while in this life and body? The lake of fire guys, is 'reserved' (2 Peter 3) only for Bergoglio and his angels (Revelation 14). You all guys, are angels of Godhead, and your bodies are reserved for eternal progression instead (PHILIPPIANS 2, JOB 7), to testify for Godhead in this age and time (1 Corinthians 6). Therefore you're not supposed to be with Bergoglio, right? Yet if you allow yourselves to be agreeing with our words, and no more agree with what the Empire belies you with (2 Corinthians 6, Bel and the Dragon 1), that is therefore allowing yourselves to be, in the presence of all Empire superseding power overtaking our words here against such power by your patronage of the Empire (Luke 22), instead subject to being 'discriminated', that is the perseverance and endurance referred to in the Verse we Cited above, then as Christ Himself Insured you with in the verse, you're going to be even more than all the more vindicated in the end, because you chose to share in our being maligned and slandered here by Empire (COLOSSIANS 1, Hebrews 11, 1 Peter 1), rather than to revile the way Empire does to us (1 Peter 2-3). If you're a man, then stay being a man and no more pretend to be a woman (Psalm 16,27). If you're a woman then no more desire to be a man (1 Corinthians 7). If you're black, desire not to be extolled (Jeremiah 45). If you're an immigrant or a refugee, no more desire for 'greener pastures' (Micah 3). We learn rather to develop and harness character (2 Corinthians 11) than to choose being without temperance, sobriety and self-control (1 CORINTHIANS 9,15, 1 Peter 4, Romans 12-13,6) just like what these radical Empire 'libertarians' and fake 'conservatives' does (PSALM 138, Romans 5, ROMANS 8, Daniel 11). When we say 'perseverance and endurance' (Hebrews 10), that means you also must keep love for all our fellows in this duty (Romans 12, 1 Peter 3-5), which Empire makes some of us indict to with purported 'sexual harassment' (EPHESIANS 4), because they are no better than us, victims of Empire's threats, bashing and bullying, this Empire made untowardly, through you, against our very own brethren. I declare most solemnly again, all Empire indictments against our brethren, whether it may be a gymnastics coach, or a balletmaster, or our Sir Ed Westwick- all of these is rather fake news, made up by Empire, just to divide you not only from each other, but also from us more ultimately. For example, you can see how our most beloved elect Lady Tonya Harding had been maligned all her life, even through a most recent Empire propaganda movie, just because she was just merely set up in an Empire sacrificial false flag. I tell you- they are your brethren (LUKE 12), would you suffer to take your very own brethren in the Empire's courts (1 Corinthians 6) than for you to take it instead to us here alone (Psalm 84, Matthew 18) so as not for us to be made as unwitting slaves to Empire wanton? (AMOS 2) Now if you don't know yet, we here have a Yokebearer Inclusion Policy so as for you to be at least ashamed for our (Matthew 20) longsuffering for you ins spite of all your attempts to do away from us in your lives (JOB 7). Let us reiterate it now if you may: 1. Any yokebearer who marries a non-yokebearing individual under sodomy would still be saved with all his loved ones, but that non-yokebearing individual would die with all that individual's non-yokebearer loved ones. 2. Any yokebearer who marries another yokebearer under sodomy would still be saved together with both all their yokebearing loved ones, but both all their non-yokebearing loved ones shall die. 3. Any yokebearer who married a non-yokebearing individual of the opposite gender, yet is still upholding and sustaining any other Empire agenda would still be saved, with all their yokebearing loved ones, but all their non-yokebearing loved ones would not be saved. 4. Any yokebearer who marries a fellow yokebearer of the opposite gender, yet is still upholding and sustaining any other Empire agenda would still be saved with all their yokebearing loved ones, but all their non-yokebearing loved ones would not be saved. 5. Your Central Administration shall appoint, and most rigidly screen certain Empire-occupied churches to be included in the Commondominion family of churches, to facilitate the repentance of sodomite and non-sodomite-yet-Empire-upholding yokebearers. 6. Any sodomite yokebearer shall be 'punished' in the afterlife with being given the most number of spouses under celestial plural marriage. We would like to call therefore to all churches who benefitted from our Yokebearer Inclusion Policy (Psalm 24,89). You have therefore a duty that spells the future of all our most beloved fellow yokebearers, therefore we ask that you now fully give yourselves in to joining us not only by truth but also by Hailleey Spirit (Isaiah 63), given how Empire is more extensively up against all of you, being indeed ashamed on how we had been so much gracious to redeem you from them. Not that we ask favor in return from you, but as much as Empire could no longer be anymore exhorted by our diplomacy, we know that you would never be as such as this Empire, but that you would be so more than gracious to receive 'new things' from Godhead through us here alone, which is so much offensive to Empire for the two-edged force of our divine office as Two Witnesses (WISDOM OF SOLOMON 6, Revelation 16). I want you to ponder just on this: Empire's hacking now Christ's Parable in Matthew 22 where you have to submit to the dress code so that you may be admitted in His Wedding Reception. The Lythgoes and Farages had already taught us that there are two types of Commondominion churches, all saved nonetheless by the way, at the time of the Second Coming of Christ according to the first Parable of Matthew 25: those who are going to be immediately both raptured and taken both to heaven and the God's Big Day Places of Safety, and those who are going to be left here on earth or outside the places of safety to be martyred, or put to sleep, through the Empire, partly because they had failed to meet the requirements of immediate celestial glory or rapture and evacuation. This, another type of Two Witnesses, is what Empire attacks on air specifically around midnight, which is the setting of the first Parable of Matthew 25. Therefore given that Empire is attacking us, you must understand that because you prove to be unworthy of immediate rapture and evacuation for you tend to be somehow with the Empire, you must be ready to understand why and how you're really dying for what you incline, tend and lean unto the Empire. You may not fret on us saying these unto you, for nonetheless you would be saved, yet we want that you, as in our most beloved Sir Sterling Allan's words, may 'not get to go into hell just to go to heaven', 'hell' meaning 'grave' or 'death' or 'underworld' for that (ACTS 3), yet we hope that you well understand that Godhead desires to refine you instead for you to be worthy of Their trust. As I had mentioned earlier, Empire fakes Matthew 22 these days, ordering that 'no one is allowed to enter any Empire gathering' such as #grammys, or#goldenglobes unless that 'he or she may wear the official prescribed dress code advancing the Empire's agendas'. If that’s what Empire fakes, well then we here serve the one and only true and living Godhead, therefore we must all the more submit to full, thorough and intensive renewal of our mind and lives, fully casting away any Empire agenda (MATTHEW 13, Romans 12-13,6, PSALM 136), Philippians 3, PHILIPPIANS 2, and standing up to Empire with all might Godhead enables us with for all yokebearers entrusted to our stewardship. I reiterate this because Empire had been seeking to minimize, if not to fully eradicate, any call that I and Joseph would be issuing, therefore leading to no one participating in our calls for some thing to be agreed upon such as wearing white last January 22, and all other past events you could see posted in our official Fascistbook page. We're grateful though that no one of you had ever participated in such call, because now we see how all of you no longer need us, as we could see that your unparticipating in our earlier call this year is indeed prompted by the Hailleey Spirit, all of you anticipating without me here alone forestalling that Empire's going to resort instead to wearing like us- white- by January 28, 2018. Joseph had even remarked that Empire with their earlier dress code of 'black', had turned instead into 'sheep in wolves' clothing', but with this recent reversal we can indeed say that Empire's truly 'wolves in sheep's clothing' now again (JOB 7). For example, Job 7 in Old King James Version 1611 states: 'I will not refrain'. In the Constantinians, one of the Empire churches that we were with in our past lives, they had made our brother Edward IX wear black all the time, and now we can see that Empire's turning up against him already with all his most recent courageous preachings for your Commondominion in Empire pulpits, all while at the same time, Empire imposes wearing either black or white that all who would not do so would be instantly and palpably punished to death. This same Constantinians, who overturned said church from Commondominion to Empire, had also replaced the writing of 'chorus' on all their hymns with 'refrain' instead. Therefore Job is very angry with Constantinians as with all others in the Empire, and neither Constantinians or the rest of the Empire can claim Job anymore (Job 27,25, John 14,12). I think Empire would just keep on changing the color of their imposed dress code to their future gatherings such as #oscars,#emmys or #tonys, and it would not be long till they could have used every color in the rainbow- that's going to be yet another slander to the covenants Godhead made with your Ancestors Noah and Enoch. Yet I could tell you that Empire sensationalizes wearing black alone as if it's a fake 'new thing', as much as these gatherings date way back the early 20th century and they would all be wearing black there. So what's their agenda by the way when they wore such black during the early days of their festivals to Baal and company? (ISAIAH 58) Therefore I ask you guys, that even though they use all the colors of the world, even of their winds (Ephesians 2,6, Ecclesiastes 5,7), they can never wear Christ in their hearts and sleeves (1 Timothy 5-6). You therefore must not be such- upon your yokebearing you have given yourselves in covenant with Christ (MARK 1) that you would join us later on in your life should we come in the fullness of times (2 Corinthians 11, Ephesians 1) which is now over us all with our 2017 relaunch (JOHN 1), you now then like our martyr Abner the converted general of David, do it by your own lives (2 Timothy 4, 2 Samuel 2-4), as much as your Joseph die here everytime he hear a yokebearer and allied country fall under Empire lure and woo, everytime he has to be harassed being made to listen to the same lures and woos (Isaiah 44,30).
I WOULD LIKE TO REINTRODUCE YOU UNTO WHOM YOU MUST ALONE LISTEN TO AND UNITE WITH. (Deuteronomy 18) As we had seen earlier, my most beloved guys, this Empire is already up to no good (Galatians 6, 2 Thessalonians 3) concerning you (PSALM 138). If you would I would continually give you further proofs (Psalm 51, 1 Timothy 1). I want to talk at this point about leadership, and whom you must only allow to serve your welfare. 1. By the time you are reading this, Empire again extols and insists (2 Timothy 2) that they are the purported wrightful spiritual descendants of Dwight Lyman Moody (JOHN 8). As for me personally I'm confused whether this man really served us here alone or the Empire instead, because his methodologies are largely seen to be no better than that of the blatantly evident Empire men Billy and Franklin Graham. Remember the words of our very own Edward Elliot (Jude Thaddeus 1) that Empire's ecumenism thrusts are already in place by that time, even way back the age of the Early Apostolic Church Fathers. The only thing Moody could ever get close to us though was that what he said once that we had read way back then, where it read that he admits Novus Ordo Inquisitional Vatican 2, who leads the Antiochian leg of the Empire and thus in turn manages and conducts the whole Empire in turn, to be the Enemy of Christ (AMOS 2). But in all, guys (Ecclesiastes 5), I strongly charge you in the Godhead that whatever Empire tries to tell you about this man or just simply about anything, as much as you cannot expect anything Commondominion from the Empire, guys, please, never even give in unto them for a bit (Galatians 2), nor care to listen to them (Philippians 3). Should you get to hear anything from them about us (JEREMIAH 26), tell us at once in our page (NUMBERS 13). Empire would rather seek to portray Moody as no better than the Grahams (Job 1-2, Revelation 12), a champion of ecumenism that is idolatry in worship and doctrine, only because Empire is guilty of being the Enemy of Christ (COLOSSIANS 1, HOSEA 6). We could only say therefore that if Empire makes Dwight Moody as its mascot, it in turn advances the Empire's monetary tyranny against the masses. 2. You may have heard from me and Joseph here so many instances already that Empire seeks to fake the sacred names given by Godhead just to pretend being in your welfare's service purportedly when in fact they are not, just because they want to fool you and drag you (MATTHEW 4-6) to join them in eternal punishment (Galatians 1-2, 2 Corinthians 11, 2 Peter). Just notice how they extol their officials Emmanuel Macron and Emmanuel Cabangon. Even our Joseph, who is unmistakably in your service here alone (ACTS 3, PSALM 29,67), has so many namesakes too in the fanatic, point-blank service of the Empire instead (Romans 16). Here is wisdom, I would like you to consider the Tagalog term for 'woman', as much as Empire advances female supremacy these days. 'Babae' is the Empire's disguise for their names (2 John 1, Revelation 8-9,11) 'Baal' (1 Kings 16), 'Babel' (1 Corinthians 14, Genesis 4,11), 'Bel' (Proverbs 31, Bel and the Dragon 1), 'Belial' (2 Corinthians 6), and 'Balaam' (Revelation 6,14, ISAIAH 58). 3. February 4, guys, is also when in 1846, Brigham Young, Empire infiltrate, had succeeded in apostatizing and faking the original church of Joseph Smith Jr. We should admit that he had a great deal of testimonies for himself (Matthew 12,16) that he's already doing good being on the side (2 Samuel 4, 1 Kings 2) of a Messenger of Godhead like Joseph Smith Jr., and even though he already apostatized, Godhead was still evidently having mercy on him and his immediate successors: he had 'transfigured' before the presence of many in 1844 just months after he conspired to slay Joseph Smith Jr. himself, he was allowed to be known as a kind of 'Moises' when he led the settlement of Salt Lake Valley, and just because Joseph and Hyrum Smith refulfilled being Two Witnesses (which Empire now attacks these days), we have nothing against this, but exact to the date digit, 3 years and 6 months since the Smith's martyrdom on June 27, 1844, Brigham Young formally taken possession, as he wanted for years against Joseph Smith Jr.'s duly-elected successor James Strang (Daniel 11-12), the leadership of Smith's original assembly on December 27, 1847, pursuant to the 3 years and 6 months between the death and resurrection of the Two Witnesses (Psalm 73,37,49,52,14 Joseph Smith Inspired Translation, JOB 28) following the day-year principle in prophecy. Not only that, on that same date Willard Richards was made as his Second Counselor. If we are to follow at once the immediate days, and not convert those days to years, from the Smiths' martyrdom, and cite in this instance the 4 days Lazarus was on the grave, we would reach July 1, when on 2017 Empire again extolled on air one of their entertainment officials here in Manila named Richards. Empire relayed on July 1-2, 2017 the June 23, 2017 sermon of my brother Edward IX, who is currently being held by Empire against their own will. Edward preached that sermon in a place named after Poland, one of our ally countries, whom Edward named together with another of our allies, Hungary, to be refulfillment of our Two Witnesses, when Empire sent our Edward to Vatican on May 13,20-21, 2017, therefore implying Sodom and Egypt, where the Two Witnesses were slain, and according to the Empire's Christian Community Bible of the Filipino People footnote of Revelation 11, these refer to Vatican and apostate Jerusalem, respectively (Revelation 13,17). July 1 last year was the 150th anniversary of Canada, and May 13 was the 100th anniversary of the Empire's staged false flags in Portugal, which they launched through their Japanese branch (Jeremiah 12-13, Ezekiel 8, Revelation 16,8-9) and thereby use as propaganda against our Russian allies. Remember that Noah's Ark was made in 100 years and withstood the Flood of 150 days. Our William Miller and Ellen White, whose original congregation was also corrupted by Empire through Ted Wilson, had placed Portugal at the prime of the refulfillment of the 6th Seal, while if we are to reckon 150 years we just have to include 20 years as per what the Messenger and Ka Erdy revealed as refulfillment of the 7th seal- the interval between the November 11, 1918 armistice and the war of September 1, 1939- and we shall get 170 years from December 27, 1847 to December 27, 2017. Ka Erdy declared December 26, 2004 as refulfillment of the 2nd Woe in Revelation 11 in favor of one of our fellow Messengers, Sir Mark Lichtenwalter (my youngest brother by the way is named Mark), while a similar instance was seen on March 11, 2011, the year your Ka Elias Arkanghel placed the 490 years of Daniel 9, in Japan itself. Particularly hit on the 2004 tsunami was Thailand, whose after yours truly they named their capital city, and Indonesia, the largest archipelago in the far east, as per Empire's claims of oriental endtime eschatology. Indonesia's holidays are December 27 and August 17. It was March 12, 2011 when on his first online ministry (which is now slain by Empire on July 18, 2015 as attack to the 2300 years of Daniel 8 as much as his friends were already 2,287 on that time), your Joseph received the friendship of your fellow yokebearer Johnnie Taylor Trujillo. Empire once mistaken Lady Trujillo's birthplace, New Mexico, as Utah itself as per Empire claims, yet Empire still managed to relate it to Joseph himself and his alma mater's foundation date, which is January 21 (see Edward's January 21, 2017 sermon, also see his January 15,21-22, 2017 on the territory of those who corrupted Miller and White's church, place which they even named after Joseph himself, and is even located on the homestate of my namesake Sir Nathan Grundhofer, where Edward was made by Empire to declare the Empire's policy of slaying the Commondominion as the Two Witnesses), not to mention these same Neronians changed the setting and backdrop of the sacred text scriptures entrusted to Joseph Smith Jr. from United Saints proper to Mexico (Empire sent Edward to Canada likewise on December 27, 2012, Empire commenced construction of the Constantinian Baal Arena on August 17, 2011. Refulfillments of the 7th Seal also lists 70 years from 324 to 395 cead [2 Chronicles 36, 1-3 Enoch]), and Brigham Young's successor was John Taylor, sounds like Johnnie Taylor. We said earlier that Godhead was still merciful to Young's successors because Wilford Woodruff, who nailed the coffin in Joseph Smith Jr.'s spiritual legacy, still even received a vision about both the framers of the US Constitution and signers of the US Declaration of Independence. Empire slain another descendant of Joseph Smith Jr., Joseph the son of Hyrum, on November 18, 1918 just because he received also a vision from Godhead about the underworld on the 3 days Christ was dead. My grandfather officially taken his office as Executive Minister of your Commondominion on December 25, 1918, and on 1939 was still gracious enough to include Empire's Japan and South Korea respectively with our allies China and North Korea in the prophetic office of Endtime Magi. Our Lady Lindsey was palpably back here in Manila 4 years or 'days' after the March 12, 2011 tsunami, on March 13-14, 2015, just after she was earlier here in Manila on August 17-18, 2012, which Empire admitted to be a refulfillment of Isaiah 54. Edward on Joseph's birthday, December 31, 2016, and on May 6,13-14, 2017 respectively, had declared that our allies Russia and Greece are respectively Two Witnesses too, and Godhead declared Joseph and Edward to be together on said office on April 30-May 7, 2017 (REVELATION 4). On April 22, 2017, this same Edward placed your fellow yokebearers Ladies Shailene Woodley and Lauren Garrett in that same prophetic office. On May 20,27-28, 2017 he was on France, where our Miller and White placed Revelation 11, and concurrently our Charles Taze Russell (whose original church is corrupted and faked by Joseph Rutherford) and Charles' faithful fellow Paul Samuel Leo Johnson placed Revelation 12. Edward was sent by Empire right where you are now, at South Korea, on May 28-June 3-4, 2017. Also on March 12, 2016, Edward was sent by Empire to New Jersey, the homestate of Joseph's firstfruit firstborn in his first online ministry, our fellow yokebearer Lady Arielle Petruzzella, who together with Canada's Lady Kirsten Wicklund-Steele forms the first 2 friends respectively that your Joseph had on his first online account. That homestate is bordered with the state of Pennsylvania where Susquehanna River is located, by a river which Empire's George Washington crossed on December 25-26, 1776, in an Empire-staged parody of the 6th Bowl against us (as much as King George III was demonized by Empire by the way, not to mention this weekend is the Empire's occult festival known as 'Superbowl'), the same way Brigham Young, like Constantine along the Tiber, made a crossing of the Euphrates River on February 4, 1846 to launch his usurped 'presidency'. If we are to take exact 4 years from 1844 we shall reach 1848: the files I have here from Empire relate that they launched the California gold rush on January 24, 1848 (wedding anniversary of the parents of Joseph and Hyrum, one day before Empire organized the Constantinian locale in Joseph's hometown in 1949, when Empire later on October 1 of that same year organized the present Chinese government, which is thankfully by Godhead is by our side now. The very first Winter Adult Olympics was held in France beginning January 25, 1924, also see Edward's January 25, 2014 sermon), partly through Brigham Young's men. In July 19-20, 1848, days before Lady Chelsie Hightower's birthday and when Empire summoned Lindsey to their presence in 2013 while my brother Edward was at Hawaii commemorating our father's visit there in 1968, Empire feminists committed the Abomination of Desolation on the site of Cumorah Hill. If we are to go back to 170 years from 1847 to 2017, we must understand that 170 is number 48 by almost 3 and a half times (that is 3 and a half years/days). 48 is near 49 for 490, and is also near 50 for 150 days and for 50 years this year since our father was at Hawaii to formally open his overseas missions now of course, like all the rest, under Empire's whim. Empire also claims much purported prophecy about the Israel of 1948 (19 in 1948 is just before 20 from Revelation 8) which they created 70 years ago, yet Empire lists in the very year of the birth of my namesake Sir Nathan Sykes, about a book they published on that year entitled palpably after the paternal surname of your Joseph, and then the same title contains immediately the year '1948'. I say these because as I have said earlier, I want to reintroduce Joseph unto you, and prove to you that you need him, and secure from you that you will love him for the rest of your lives. You need to do so because if we are to count exact 1260 days from June 27, 1844 notwithstanding the digit of the date we shall reach December 9, 1847. In our liturgical calendar here we commemorate martyrs such as Laodicadia, whose memorial falls on December 9 itself. On December 9, 2011 my brother Edward was at the homestate of the birthdaysake of Joseph's mother. The name Laodicadia is reminiscent of the church in Laodicea, which Godhead indicted for their lukewarmness. Guys, such lukewarmness is what can be seen in the churches that Brigham Young, Ted Wilson, Joseph Rutherford, and all other Empire heads had made us all grow up to and believe that such churches are still purportedly of Godhead and your Messengers when in fact it is already no more as such (Joseph Smith's original church was established by the way on the day in 1896 that the first Summer Adult Olympics was held in Greece [1 Corinthians 16 {June 19, 2015 in homestate of Joseph's namesake martyr <see May 28, 2011>, June 27-28, 2014-2015 in Joseph's current city <just ponder where many of you had been these past days: in China, Taiwan, Moscow>}. See July 8,15 and December 31, 2016, May 6,13-14, 2017. April 6, 2011 was when Edward was sent by Empire to Texas, where Empire through Ted Wilson declared war against our fellow yokebearers on July 11, 2015. Antiochians likewise declared an earlier war against our fellow yokebearers on September 9, 2012 at North Carolina, where we had a settlement there planted as Empire reports as early as August 18, 1587], it is also the birthday of our most beloved Lady Ekaterina Ryazanova. April 6 is birthday of another of your Messengers, William Branham, whose original church was overturned for Empire by his very own sons Joseph and Billy Paul Jr., therefore proving Empire's indeed faking our prophetic offices and is very angry about us making good on our undeservingly received prophetic offices. April 6 is also birthday of our fellow Messenger Sir Ian Paisley and we're so grateful to Godhead that his church, the Free Presbyterians of Ulster and North America, are still holding the fort for all of you and is still in your service for your welfare). Now on June 23-July 1-2, 2017: Edward preached on Joseph's homestate, June 30-July 14-16,29-30, 2017. June 24, as you all know, was when this International Olympic Committee was organized in 1894. If you would we shall further tour you a bit on how this date figures in the history of our glorious faith: June 24, 2016- as part of their faking the Two Witnesses, Empire sent their two-men officials team The Chainsmokers to Manila for an open-air service in Pasay. Later on at the end of that year they were extolled in apotheosis by Empire 'against Sir Nathan Sykes'. June 24 was when we organized settlements in the United Saints in 1497, and in our ally Venezuela in 1821. My father preached on the homestate of Joseph's namesake martyr on June 24, 1994. Now by June 24, 2009 Empire's yokebearing company of Canada and France had sent a mission here to Manila where they denoted about their take of that Greek mythological creature better known for flying as high as the sun just to get his wings burnt. Godhead Told us in divine revelation that such is a foretelling of our divine election (Moises 5), just because Icarus' name is sounding like the name initials of a couple of Empire churches. Guys, Godhead Told us that what our most beloved fellow yokebearers had done on that instance is a 'blatant backup reserve shattering to the Empire's claims of Revelation 7 and 19', because the yokebearer is rather rising up 'unto' the sun than 'from' the sun, therefore it further denotes how you all, our most beloved fellow yokebearers, make up the core of our undeserving divine election here. And why not would you do it- if Empire now through the Diocletianites (we admit that we had started very wickedly here in your Commondominion when we launched first under the auspices of Diocletianites, but we're grateful to Godhead that we were enabled by Them to get out of Diocletianites when they apostatized later on last year [2 Peter] and be here truly and fully in your service, and we really do regret for all eternity that we here began with Diocletianites), claim that they refulfill Isaiah 5:26 through the unrepentant Antiochians of Canada, how about they read the rest of the WHOLE chapter of Isaiah 5 and compare it on what Justin Trudeau and fake Canadian 'conservatives' are doing, while Isaiah 5:26 could only be about your Joseph because of his namesake and your fellow yokebearer who is from Canada and is our very first Executive Minister in his first life, who is named Sir Joey Arrigo? (ISAIAH 40) Let's further consider the following supporting points: the very first Winter Youth Olympics was held in Austria on January 13, 2012 (birthday of our most beloved Lady Gabby Daleman), the same means that a Summer Adult Olympics was held in Canada (which is also the home of yokebearers attacked by Empire on July 11, 2015) in the same year as a Winter Adult Olympics was held in Austria. Austria is south of Europe which is north of the map from Australia (Luke 11, MATTHEW 8), and a day after our memorial of Australia Empire sent word to Edward that they admit our fellow yokebearer Lady Hayden Hopkins of Australia to be a refulfillment of the Two Witnesses for this Commondominion as much as not only there is a Joseph Haydn from Austria, but also an Austrian emperor named Joseph as well as an empress named after the hometown of your Joseph here. It must be also noticed that our fellow yokebearer Lady Paris Cavanagh lives both in Canada and Australia (a Summer Adult Olympics was also held in France in the same year as the launch of the Winter Adult Olympics, not to mention another Summer Adult Olympics would be held years from now in France), and we have another fellow yokebearer named Lady Hailee Payne, whose name denotes the rain of hail both in Revelation 11 and 16, and who foretold about the 'burning of Paris' or the Empire's branches in France (1 Timothy 6). Lady Payne by the way is from Brigham's Utah. Isaiah 19 tells us that France and Germany are symbolic Egypt and Assyria respectively today, therefore they are close kin with Britain, a symbolic Israel. Empire, on their official communique to Edward IX on January 27, 2018 had mentioned about Felix Mendelssohn on the same time as Joseph Haydn, therefore Empire admits that yours truly, your most wretched slave now talking to you, is in Common calling with your Joseph here alone as your Two Witnesses. Not to mention that Illinois didn't only saw Joseph and Hyrum dying as Two Witnesses, but also the ministry of another Commondominion Messenger from Australia, Sir John Alexander Dowie. Therefore we could say to summarize all his faithful fellows and clan, Joseph could form a half of another refulfillment of the Two Witnesses and one would be filled up by Sir Dowie. Notice that Empire exalts their patron Alexander Hamilton against our yokebearers only to advance the Empire's economic monopoly against the masses: Hamilton was slain by his fellow Empire officials on a July 11th beside a river in New Jersey, therefore see how Empire seeks to slay too our fellow yokebearers. Edward was sent by Empire on a city here in our homestate better known to be a land of many waters (Mormon 1,6) both on July 11, 2014 and September 23, 2017, pinnacle of your God's Big Day last year. He was also on that exact actual city on January 13, 2001. Notice that the Two Witnesses stand 'in either side of the river'- the map of the United Saints stretching from west to east spells out the name of Alexander Hamilton himself: there is a group of islands in Alaska state (established respectively [COLOSSIANS 1] on August 24, memorial of my namesake apostle, and January 3, my birthday itself) named 'Alexander', and on the east coast, Bermuda has a city named 'Hamilton', while nearby is Bahamas, whose memorial is July 10, before July 11. I mention you these things, I entreat you to bear patience, because Empire as I had said earlier, is seeking to mislead and fool you with their claims of people such as John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Dwight Moody, C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien, when in fact King David himself (ACTS 3) declared on 2 Samuel 23 that Empire can never claim sitting on a cloud (January 13,19-22, 2018 and January 13, 2013 lectures [Revelation 14]) nor the great cloud of witnesses, therefore Empire could not claim you yokebearers as much as there are yokebearers calling themselves as such on where our Edward was on June 27-28, 2014-2015, and there is also another fellow yokebearer named Lady Tasha Hamilton (JOHN 8). For example, Joseph Smith Sr. himself was born in Massachusetts, where Dwight Moody was born, on July 12, 1771, after July 11 (Constantinian officials were on Canada also, July 11-12, 2015). Empire states Moody was converted unto them on an April 18th, and that is the birthday of your Sir Nathan Sykes. We have a yokebearing couple in Massachusetts named respectively Sir Jonathan and Lady Alexandria Shaughnessy-Ronzio. Let's just take the name Jonathan. Bible versions depict the names sounding like Jonathan such as 'John' as we mentioned earlier about Lady Trujillo and John Taylor (JOHN 1:42 Today's English Version 1992) and 'Jonah' (Matthew 16:4,18 New King James Version 1982) are synonymous with the name 'Joseph' (Acts 4:36 Former Old Tagalog Version 1982 Edition, Matthew 16:18 New International Version 1984), therefore how can this Empire now stand before the divine revelation that your Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes is a refulfillment of the endtime Sign of Jonah as much as Empire itself prophesied that 'a light shall come out of Boston', and that light indeed is fulfilled in your and our Joseph here alone? Christ Exhorts us that if we see the Empire extolling themselves, as what we can really see these very hours and days, we must rather turn and run unto him, your Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes: we must 'run to the mountains' (Luke 21). The mountains referred to here is not the Roman Empire (Psalm 11 in all other Bible versions, Isaiah 54, 1 Corinthians 5-6, Revelation 13,17) but is rather Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes as much as his original paternal surname means 'mountains' (Psalm 11 Joseph Smith Inspired Translation), not to mention my brother read Psalm 121: 'my help comes from the Lord, coming from the mountains' (Job 37), when he was exactly on Joseph's current city on August 14, 2015, the exact day on 2010 when the very first Summer Youth Olympics was launched on one of our very own allies, Singapore (near Australia and Indonesia), where one of our most beloved fellow yokebearers, a male in the diving discipline of yokebearing, which happens to be also named Joseph, was tried by Empire to be corrupted away from us on the exact occasion that all our fellow yokebearers refulfilled the 6th Bowl on August 5-6, 2016, which Empire replied back against in account of Edward's denoting of Psalm 121 for your Joseph when he was on his current city, with a faking of the salvific denotement of mountains in prophecy (denotement that can only be fulfilled in your Joseph alone here), on the south of Africa on August 6, 2017, within the same days in 2011 and 2016 that our Edward was at Australia. My father Ka Erdy had pitched an endtime Tabernacle on August 5, 1988, the same way my grandfather the Messenger pitched such on August 1, 1914 (Memorial of Joseph of Arimathea, Edward was on a place in California named after Joseph, on August 2, 1998) and May 1, 1937, respectively (Empire held massive public rallies in Manila, even on the homestate of Joseph's namesake martyr, on May 1, 1995, the exact year this Joseph who we have here was born) and according to our fellow Sir Patrick Scrivner, this exact year it would be 1,988 years since the martyrdom and glorification of Christ, therefore we must now take heed to our ways, repent and join me and Joseph wright here alone (Not to mention your fellow yokebearer lady Alexandria Morrow is on the same medical condition as your Joseph, and she was born on an April 30th, just before May 1). Just notice that August 5 is also the wedding anniversary of another of our fellow yokebearers, Lady Sydney Sorenson, named right after Australia, and is currently under hostage by the church of Brigham Young. Just last 2015, Empire, in an effort to woo and lure us, had also identified one of our men here whom they had martyred way back then, General Antonio Luna and his confidante, as another refulfillment of the Two Witnesses, yet we could not fully accept their words on this matter because they claimed that Luna's 'resurrection' as Two Witnesses occurred only on the military career of a staunch Empire official Gregorio del Pilar. As much as this is Empire's claims, we shall therefore address this wrightfully here so as for us to shatter their claims. Let's just take the birthday and death anniversary of Gregorio del Pilar: November 14 and December 2, respectively. November 14- Edward was at Joseph's current city, 2009, and at a nearby city in that selfsame homestate, on November 13, 2010, birthday of Joseph Fielding the son of Hyrum Smith. Joseph was inducted into the Constantinians on November 15, 2008, when in 2014 Edward was again on Joseph's homestate, in the city there named after the apostle whose memorial is the birthday of Lady Lindsey. Edward was sent by Empire on November 15, 2013 in an Empire locale named 'Commonwealth', and we do not expect that we would have Joseph here with me years later instituting your Commondominion of Christ. As much as Empire's already insisting these very days against you and your willingness to spend your all, your own and your best and brightest to advance our Common cause here together, it is indeed very more than necessary that you insist and persist about Joseph to the Empire's faces. Godhead shall hold all of us accountable if we don't do so, even stake our duties, just to live by his words as much as it is Godhead-sent for our duties as yokebearers. I trust Joseph so much with my entire life and I hope you may do so for you will never regret it. Perhaps you may ask why we are citing Empire claims to give you our own proofs when in very fact it seems that Empire is all the more being seen to be rather vindicated instead with our words. Well I tell them- they could never vindicate themselves by their own desperate efforts (JAMES 1, EPHESIANS 4) before Godhead. They can only be vindicated through us, because we here alone say what Empire abhors to hear and implement (MARK 1,6, PSALM 29), therefore all that Empire claims about themselves do only find fulfillment here in us alone, for if they claim things then Godhead demands that we rather do good on it than to brag about it (1 John 3, 1 Corinthians 4, James 2, 2 CORINTHIANS 4-5), therefore if there can be anything that is fulfilled somehow at least with Empire then it is all the more fulfilled here in us alone instead (Moises 6). December 2- Edward was where Antonio Luna was slain, in 2011. In fact he was also on the homestate of Joseph's namesake martyr, on June 5, 2010, the exact day in 1899 that Antonio Luna and companion was slain by Empire. We have an ally way back 1823 named palpably after my namesake Sir Sykes who is currently your king over all British territories. That official, named Sir James Monroe, on December 2, 1823 had dedicated and set apart the entire Western Hemisphere to be one, full, and entire United Saints to the Godhead for your Commondominion here alone. Therefore you could see not only Joseph, but also yours truly, your most wretched slave in Godhead, in the prophetic office of Two Witnesses. In fact if we count almost 3.5 years from 1899 we shall come to 1902, when on September 11 of that year Empire's American branch in Manila had declared their entrenchment of this entire country. September 11 is when Edward in 2009 had given me concurrent powers as Executive Minister here in your Commondominion, and when in 2011 Empire made our Lady Jordan Clark Rubio as Steward of all Canada (JOHN 1). We could relate this to what Elliot said about the Two Witnesses, that 'John Huss and Jerome were alive in the person of Luther, and that it ascended in the Empire-forged truce with the Commondominion's allies in Passau on 1552'. Also by 1902 one of our allies, Gregorio Aglipay, was already ministering and conducting his own congregation, which he had initially entered here with us. Further proofs: Edward was sent by Empire on July 1, 2016 where earlier Empire sent another of its local officers, which they had most previously before than, assigned to the homestate of your Joseph. That Constantinian official's name is Rosal, named after the Empire idol in Joseph's hometown, which feast falls a day before the memorial of my namesake apostle, and a day after our Sir Christopher Ilao was called as a Messenger. Another fellow Messenger, Sir Jun Carpio Edralin Dumlao, was called on an August 23rd, and Edward was in Canada on August 24, 2013. Notice that our fellow Lady Liana Blackburn was proclaimed by Godhead as a refulfillment of the Queen of the South on July 30, 2016, when Edward was in Australia and New Zealand both on 2011 and 2016-2017. Edward was also in Sykes country on August 23, 2012, memorial of our martyr William Wallace- Joseph Smith has a brother named William; Edward was on August 23, 2015 where he preached on June 27, 2015 and June 28, 2014 around the Smith's martyrdoms; August 23 is memorial of our most beloved elect Lady Jeannie Reynolds, mother of our fellows Elicia and Stephen Reynolds: Lady Elicia is palpably named after my son Ellix, and Sir Stephen denotes Lady Lindsey, another Queen of the South: 'Stephanus' was mentioned on Edward's June 19, 2015 sermon in the homestate of Joseph' namesake martyr, Empire ordered it be specifically replayed specially for its quarters in Joseph's current city on June 28, 2015. Also it must be recalled that Joseph Smith Jr. himself was born in Sharon, Vermont, therefore he is a refulfillment of the Rose of Sharon, because Vermont state is sounding near the paternal surname of your Joseph here. The state of Vermont was organized on a March 4th, when my father spoke on the homestate of the birthdaysake of Joseph's mother in 1994, exactly 20 years after on that date also Godhead called our stepbrother Sir Mario Evangelista, who is now currently succeeded by Sir Jogat de Mora, to rest. March 4 is also a memorial of the Apostle Matthias, whose name palpably sounds like the paternal surname of Joseph, and is a day after the birthday of Joseph's firstfruit Canadian, Lady Kirsten Wicklund Steele (Revelation 16, 1 Thessalonians 5, Isaiah 42,61,24,22, Jeremiah 22,36). Now I hope that by this time already, upon seeing all palpable divine proofs of Joseph's inherent wright to serve you and to be heeded unto by all of you, you had already determined with no turning back to fully consecrate yourselves to contend for Joseph's sake through you belonging here for good. You really have to do this because we must notice something about the Olympics originating from Greece. There is something I want you to understand concerning it (1 CORINTHIANS 15, 1 Thessalonians 4), as much as we have heard long enough about the Empire's pagan occult of polytheism which they imposed once over and through Greece, when this same Greece is not ours yet. Guys, as we were talking already that all who fully entrust themselves here to your Commondominion can be rest but all the more insured that they shall get eternal progression to celestial glory aggravated by continual revelation and constant messenger sending, I most verily tell you that all of you yokebearers are the sole and prime reason why Godhead ordered such to be implemented wright here alone (ACTS 3, PSALM 29,67), because Godhead knows very well how you really need rest and refreshment with all your hard work. In other words, if you are with us here to celestial progression, you only do make good on your being messengers from Godhead, which Godhead endowed within all of you to be inherent ever since you decided and began being yokebearers. Just notice how where Joseph Smith Jr. was initially called, in Palmyra, near Macedon, in New York. That same Macedonia is where Stephanus came from (1 Corinthians 16 [June 19,28, 2015]). If Lady Lindsey would not call for help upon her being besieged by Empire on April 23, 2014 (Daniel 10-12 New Living Translation), days after the last 1260 days to September 23, 2017 was commenced, on April 12, 2014 which is my grandfather's heavenly birthday, this prophecy would never be refulfilled here on us alone, because when we were with the Empire that 2015, and Empire was already besieging us right in our own home because we were given divine revelation to launch a Commondominion of Christ that year (in the same way Empire successfully attacked Joseph the son of Hyrum just because he received a fresh divine revelation), my son Ellix was moved by the Hailleey Spirit to also call for help and little did I knew that he was refulfilling then not only how Daniel wrote on the wall in Daniel 5 (see June 28 [after June 27] and September 20-21 [Lady Lindsey], 2014, April 18 [Sykes, Grundhofer] and October 2 [after October 1], 2015, and May 20,27-28, 2017 [Revelation 11-12]), but also what Empire's attacking these past days- the 3 Angels of Revelation 14, as much as Martin Luther, who posted in the gates of Wittenberg (Matthew 16), is said to be both the first and second angels of Revelation 14, sharing that 'first angel' office with Joseph Smith Jr. himself. It is therefore our only and most burning passion and desire to exalt you with all our being and might here, to raise and place each and every one of you above all that Empire sensationalizes with, yet of course you know very well that we shall do it not in the way Empire does, because we are doing it rather as Godhead orders us, because this Empire continues to claim and insist that they can give you such when in very fact they are breaking all requirements for all who are to dispense and administer eternal progression to celestial glory. In other words so as for our foundation not to be shaky (1 Corinthians 10,3, Matthew 7), we need to make you stand in the wright and proper foundation (1 CORINTHIANS 9) so as for you to be wrightfully standing far above and beyond atop this Empire (Psalm 61,57). Now let us ask you therefore, can this Empire give you celestial glory, even use Joseph Smith Jr. and perhaps Dwight Moody too, when in very fact their preachings, which invoke the words of 'equality, inclusiveness, diversity, love and peace' advances in fact their very own violent mobs advancing their agendas, which names we had already identified earlier? Guys, what they do rather seeks fight against the Hailleey Spirit (Isaiah 63, Genesis 6, 1 Samuel 15, Matthew 12), therefore they could not be truly having peace (Psalm 2) unless that they fully submit and surrender to you and to us alone wright only here in your Commondominion of Christ (EPHESIANS 4, Colossians 3, PSALM 29,67). I tell you that I can pardon you advancing women's rights or black rights, yet please remember me that you would never, ever forget that, sodomy is the far more deadly dope that you could ever take. Sodomy is a direct, blatant affront to the Olympic Spirit. Godhead rather, and not sodomy, must be the essence of the Olympic Spirit. Empire's radical libertarians would not impose wearing black in Golden Globes, or would not order under penalty wearing a white rose at Grammys, if this would not be in support also both of the funeral of Thomas Monson and the takeover of Russell Nelson and eventually, of Dieter Uchtdorf. Empire, we can say, if self-persecutory, self-contradictory, and therefore it is very deadly for us to heed them even for a bit, for they have so many sides of one rebellion against you and against us. Just consider the Empire's newsbits declare this: 'New York florists willingly offer service to Empire musicians for enabling them to observe the Empire's white rose dress code at the Grammys.' This is no better therefore than their first-century counterparts, who are keen to keep sustaining and upholding the Empire in their agreed form of business, even to the point of holding massive rallies (Acts 19).
LAST OF ALL, YOU MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THAT YOU HAVE HEARD FROM ME, AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT WRIGHT NOW. (2 Corinthians 13) Guys, as we have already told you, as rare opportunities such as these come by Godhead's undeserving grace, that we are given administration, even for a bit, of the Empire-organized Olympics, as much as Godhead sees how much we belong to each other (Revelation 6-7, Psalm 105), it must rather move us to even all the more do what is proper and necessary as Godhead orders us (Matthew 26) in order for us to be worthy of this unusual trust (Psalm 30) so as for us to be not like this contemptuous Empire (Amos 6). For example guys, we don't expect you nor shall wish indeed for you to be injured in anyway or instance, because we know Empire would make a really sensationalized deal out of it, but let me point out now unto all of you, that as much as Empire rather tends to sensationalize any injury that you may get- Godhead forbid- you must recall that you must avoid that rather moves them to do so, that is, the Empire's injury of the soul and spirit, something that they hate to be healed (Psalm 3,41, Proverbs 3-4), and therefore they refuse us to treat them properly on that (PROVERBS 8, ISAIAH 58, MARK 1,6). Guys, the Empire's readings texts this week asks us to 'renew strength' in Godhead (ISAIAH 40, ACTS 3), that is you make sure where do you get the moral, spiritual and religious encouragement that you deserve- you have to get it from no other else but us alone wright only here (COLOSSIANS 1, JOHN 1). Empire can give you everything, say the financial, social, et al. encouragements, but never, ever forget that you can never honor you the matters of the soul, spirit, mind, temper and conscience like we do (PSALM 150). Therefore, I most humbly implore you on behalf of our Joseph, that if you are not in the Commondominion of Christ yet, you better have to do it now, and if you're already here with us, then you must continue to remain being so, and you can only do so if you are honest and active in doing all as you are already taught about through our leaders and messengers. Please promise me most solemnly then that you will not fail Joseph. Tell me that you would do good with him and I'll tell him your vows. I'm very sure that he would no longer fret on how would you all fare in eternity long after he die. (JEREMIAH 26) Now I would like to implore you to please pardon me if I might have addressed those of us who are at South Korea these days more than those who are elsewhere in Empire reality shows either auditioning, a mainstay o r a guest performer, not to mention our many other yokebearers who are performing in all other Empire sorties and functions, which we had addressed already weeks ago in an Epistle like this. I only think that as much as you're all yokebearers, all these words are applicable to all of you (EPHESIANS 4, 1 Corinthians 8). I had decided to include yokebearers in Empire reality shows immediately here in the Epistle's persons of concern because it is very disheartening to see days ago over the Empire's Manila channels those who claim to be yokebearers yet is very evident that what they only seek is the Empire's approval and applause. You can feel with how they tried to make their performances as grandstanding that they don't have the Hailleey Spirit with them. If you have the Hailleey Spirit with you, you would not seek the approval of men, nor approve them in return, but you would never count it a lost to rather perform for Godhead, not even for us, for we here seek Godhead to approve you, you to approve Godhead, and to honor rather all that you need and deserve. The Empire heads attending their performances are seen to be evidently delighted and happy that they are able to get these poor, unwary yokebearers ride into what the Empire demands. You may likewise hear this from this selfsame Empire, that their propaganda speeches, their videos, orations, performances, are all to quote them, purportedly 'moving', 'gripping', 'emotional', and 'powerful'. Never allow yourselves to be misled by such. Godhead rather abhors to hear such shows-off by Empire (Psalm 4, 1 Kings 18, Matthew 7, MATTHEW 8). Let's just quote for a bit PSALM 150: 'praise Him in the Firmament of His Power…praise Him for His Mighty Acts, praise Him according to His Excellent Greatness…let everything that has breath praise the Lord.' You cannot praise Godhead if you're 'dead', that is, spiritually dead (1 John 5), because you only please yourself, even others, feeling satisfied and accomplished (1 Timothy 5) that you have done everything according to your skill (DEUTERONOMY 8) and not according to Godhead Who in fact actually Gave it to you. You can never do it if not because of Godhead, and as we had already proven in past Epistles, you can only know that you can do it through Godhead only because we here, your most wretched slaves, me and Joseph, exists. We here exist to honor you with the Hailleey Spirit (Revelation 7,14,22) which enables us to have spiritual discernment against Empire agenda, therefore He helps us to no more live for our own nor to impress even with our expressions (1 Peter 4, ROMANS 8, Romans 5,6-7) but to rather do good on our duties, that is, for you to be here with us alone (1 Corinthians 12, PSALM 29,67), only therefore can you indeed be alive and praising Godhead (Psalm 115,135, Isaiah 38). We have nothing against you that you progress in this life, but any progress in this life that Empire offers you can never give you the eternal progression that we alone can give you (ACTS 3). Let us here alone give that to you wright now and always (MATTHEW 4-6,13). You already know (1 Thessalonians 2) what we usually ask all of you to do concerning our pages, so that we may get all of you covered wherever you may be, but for first time readers I would like to once more implore the following and I most humbly entreat you to share the links below to all whom you know, love and work with: 1. If you have a Youtube channel, you must subscribe to all the videos our official Youtube is subscribed to, so that you may get videos from all our fellows. (youtube.com/channel/UCNgq_i3ZlMTxcczzEYQj6LQ/channels) Just remember that you must subscribe one channel at an hour and not all at once, and you must subscribe everyday on all remaining channels that you aren't subscribed yet by the last time you subscribed on the channels our channel is subscribed to. This is because Empire social media policies prohibit that we subscribe all at once to multiple channels, if we do the opposite Empire social media shall block us from subscribing further in that one instance. It is very important that you get to subscribe to all our channels because those channels are all owned by our member preachers and churches as well as fellow yokebearers. If you don’t have a Youtube channel, I don't ask you to do one, but rather make sure at least to always visit all our listed channels because it is very imperent that you get to hear the continual divine revelation being manifest in us in so many forms as promised to us all in Ephesians 3. It is also very imperent that you spend your free time studying the Scriptures through our videos, and even raise up your children, if you have one, just playing them in the background for them to listen for themselves to our various videos. 2. You can also get to read fresh word straight from, and also contact straightly, our fellows here into your accounts if you're going to like their pages (https://www.facebook.com/jonas.stirling/likes) and follow their accounts (https://www.facebook.com/jonas.stirling/following) as your Joseph himself has listed for you to get all at once. You can like and follow all these pages all at once and not one at a time. We have another related list where you could get either their sites itself or their pages and accounts instead and we hope you may also check it out here so that you can contact them: http://robertlawrencefulg.wixsite.com/commondominion/what-we-give. Aside from these your Joseph also releases official pronouncements and events on his pages here: https://twitter.com/commondominion, facebook.com/nvmlindseyallan and facebook.com/jonas.stirling., where the best part is that you can also contact him for anything you need to know, and much importantly, if you are in any kind of distress, Godhead forbid, but should you undergo such Joseph needs to help you as much as he could (Isaiah 30,55). You can share these pages with all your loved ones and friends, and to all you know who also need such help, tagging and asking them to likewise share these pages as well and tell all others to do the same as well, and it would not be long till we reach everybody in the Empire. 3. You can contact all our member, recommended, partner and listed branch churches through the list we give you (http://robertlawrencefulg.wixsite.com/commondominion/where-we-are), so that you may know where they may be where you are also, and so that you may also ask them to visit not only you but all your loved ones elsewhere they may be away from you. If you decide to belong to just even one of our churches then that makes you member automatically of all other churches we have here, although we more strongly recommend that you belong to not just one, or even some, but on all of the churches we have here. You are expected to be not only mindful of the church you would be particularly in here, but of all other churches we have here, as much as we’re no different than each other. I know that many of you are already belonging here with us, for example, the Central and Eastern European yokebearers who belong already to us through their being members of the Oriental Orthodox and Traditionalist Roman Catholic Churches. If you count yourselves as 'Christians', remember that it would depend on whom you are listening to: for example, if you listen and adhere only to the likes of Franklin Graham, Crouch Family, Charles Stanley, Charles Morris, Brian Johnson, James White, Paul Nyquist, John Piper, Francis Chan, Bergoglio, David Jeremiah, Max Lucado, then you are a career, and therefore, a suspect Christian. What they rather build is personality cults and celebrity faiths, using Christ's Name to insist themselves and remain comfortable, because they tend to only appeal to what lures and woos the unsuspecting ear, not what rather must strike our conscience. These people rather pushes for ecumenism, as we have told you, Empire is self-persecutory, those who push in turn for sodomy and abortion blatantly are no better therefore than these names. They are the very people who hate us, because we said Godhead continues to reveal new insight and send new men to expose these names we have told you, that Godhead knows very well how these names we have mentioned you all their other assistants, continues to hoard and cover up what really is behind the Empire's feminist, black supremacist, refugee/immigrant, gun control agendas respectively, therefore as much as Empire heads are cowards and liars, they therefore are sodomites and abortionists in turn (Matthew 12,25, 1 Samuel 15). 4. If you have time we also invite you to get into all our Places of Safety. We specifically prepared these places so as for you to be taken care of far away from any Empire hunting down against you and your loved ones. You can contact the links we had enclosed on this list (https://www.facebook.com/nvmlindseyallan/posts/1486875711419807). We had already learned that Godhead shall have all urban centers of the Empire worldwide in Their Payback Hitlist, therefore Godhead ordered us to prepare rural places to take shelter onto when these punishments against the Empire commence anytime from now when you get home. If there are no links listed next to the name of place specified, you can refer instead to our list of branch churches which we have already given above wright before this number so that you may ask them where exactly are their nearest locales to the place specified without a link in the list we give on this number. Now as we had earlier said, before we close this Epistle, now that I have already given you immediate charges, I would like to most earnestly charge you to do these other charges. 1. Invest in work that shall advance the kingdom of our Godhead. Empire these nowadays, had been doing attacks against you and all your fellow yokebearers for the sole reason that as yokebearers elected and empowered by Godhead, you re 'multi-tasked and multi-talented', that is 'all-around'. I implore you not to give in to this Empire therefore, but rather, all the more, now more than ever, drive on your being multi-tasked and multi-talented to full speed ahead to derail this Empire. Let no Empire threat nor besiege scare you away from us. Let me give you an example- one of the many reasons why Empire triggered the 1929 Great Depression is to paralyze the numerous printing houses maintained by our brethren across the United Saints just because they warned an Alfred Smith (notice guys, he's named after Joseph Smith yet this Alfred Smith is an Empire official, as we told you earlier that Empire fakes our names just to mislead us) presidency would rather place United Saints under slavery to the Roman Empire. In retaliation therefore, Empire triggered the Great Depression. Guys, we are no different than that struggle our brethren had been in the past. We should be thankful that at least Empire could not manipulate nor hold us so much through either Sanders or Clinton or any of their cohorts than what we are now under our man Donald Trump, therefore Empire is at tantrums now more than ever against you and me, because evidently they have an agenda they want to implement in full. Therefore as we told you earlier, we rather must learn to persevere and endure with each other (1 CORINTHIANS 15, Romans 12, 1 Peter 4, 2 Corinthians 11) as much as Godhead expects us to be counted standing by Their side in times like these- that is we stand by the side of the people They approve, that is us here alone with each other. When we say you must invest, you must also endeavor on helping our ally governments in more than generously giving works that give long lasting welfare to our countrymen and fellowmen, leading them to this Gospel Lowe and enabling them to live decent and honorable lives with sustainable livelihood, to fill up what Empire evidently denies people with these days juts to make them continually misled and fooled. Use all skills you have in all fields, even on media, to further the missionary works of all our messengers, co-shatterers and churches, to plant them where in the world they are not yet located or even heard, and spend just to make sure that all who would be reached there would thrive in maturity of faith to even create eventually new messengers for Godhead if enabled by Godhead in the future. It would be also more than helpful to that end, that you also introduce these future brethren to yokebearing, so that they may be automatically messengers like you. 2. Remember all who work and toil with and for you (1 Thessalonians 5,Hebrews 13, 1 Corinthians 16). I also send this word to all our most beloved coaches and choreographers. You would not be all here if not for the very pivotal people that Godhead also called to be virtually fellow yokebearers with you- those who design and make your yokebearing uniforms, those who clean up the floors and rinks so that you may perform your duties safely and well, the undeterred independent photographers who relay your skill in motion to the world, and all others. They and all their loved ones deserve your constant, solicitous, highest concern. I say this because Empire also has no concern nor effort for all their old, retired and even sick or disabled, even impoverished, media people such as their lensmen and videographers. Such must not be said of in your midst guys. (JAMES 1). We must prove that we're better than Empire. We must not neglect our fellows such as those that I've mentioned, rather, we must prove to the Empire's faces that we are in the service and welfare of these men and women who serve our purpose and welfare. If Empire's bent on doing apotheosis on the wrong persons, that is their heads, then all the more rather we must also raise these people we had aforementioned to proper, long overdue, eternal apotheosis. 3. If you delight to, here we enclose as Joseph would do with all the links I have prescribed him to include here, the petitions he had made lately last year to the Empire's powers imploring them that if they would not let our most beloved Russian brethren to march under their own flag with many of you, they rather with all others who are also not allowed to march under their own flag, must be allowed instead to march under OUR flag, that is, your Commondominion national flag, not only in these games of Pyeongchang, but in all other future instances that Empire would not allow any yokebearer to march under their own flag. Joseph explains that it is already hightime, as you already see with all that I had laid before you as proof of our Common divine election together, that the Empire see to their faces that they could not contain us any longer, but that we have our own identity as yokebearers, and that is being of the Godhead (PROVERBS 8, PSALM 150). I most solemnly and humbly urge you to support such cause, to spread this, so that the Empire may eventually approve our cause (PSALM 138). (Here's the links you can share with everybody: https://nvmlindseyallan.wordpress.com/2017/12/07/dearest-olympic_russia-russia-take-us-with-you-to-pyeongchang2018-heres-how-rt-love-your-godstinydancer/ and https://nvmlindseyallan.wordpress.com/2017/12/07/hey-iocmedia-olympics-let-our-olympic_russia-take-us-with-them-to-your-faces-rt-if-dont-agree-thanks-godstinydancer/) 4. And most of all, I would like to urgently ask you to most solemnly implore to Godhead one more important thing. If you do this one thing then you have already served the whole purpose of this entire Epistle. I most humbly entreat all you yokebearers, not only in these Olympic Games, or in any Empire shows, but more importantly elsewhere (1 Peter 5), that you join all your voices together in solemn prayer, praise and worship every day and hour (PSALM 67,29), that our most beloved and ever powerful Godhead may convert you into living punishments (Joshua 23) to the entire Roman Empire (updated list here: http://robertlawrencefulg.wixsite.com/commondominion/who-we-are-against-). We had long enough of them- the blood of our innocent brethren which they had shed, the lies they feed us with every hour, the Baal-raising and grandstanding they use to hinder us here from reaching you with our gentle and meek humility- all of these Empire tricks must already be gone and wiped out. All you have to do guys, so that you may be living punishments to the Empire (Revelation 11), is that you continually join us in prayer and blatant witness (1-2 Timothy) as it is indeed expected of us. We mentioned about God's Big Day reaching its highlight on September 23, 2017. It has her prelude from August 21 (the Great American Solar Eclipse) to September 4, 2017. As much as we're mentioning 150 earlier, it is already 150 days on January 31, 2018 (the Super Blue Blood Moon) since September 4, 2017. Empire blasphemed the 7 Thunders of the Mighty Angel, that preludes the Two Witnesses both on August 20, 2010 and August 21, 2016; in retaliation Godhead told me that our fellow yokebearer Lady Christine Crame refulfills the Mighty Angel of Revelation 10. Empire reports that the last Super Blue Blood Moons in most recent history ranges from over 150 years ago to December 13, 1982, the exact date in 1986, birthyear of Lady Lindsey, when my father preached on Joseph's homestate where my brother Edward preached also on January 28, 2012 (Edward also preached on Texas on January 28, 2017, at Nauvoo on February 4, 2017, on the homestate of Joseph's namesake martyr on February 4, 2012, and on Joseph's homestate itself on February 5, 2016, and on Grundhofer's homestate both on February 13 and 20, 2016, back to Texas on February 27, 2016), and when another martyr of ours named Sir William Wiseman (a word for Magi), was slain by Empire in 1555. I ask you then, in the Name of Godhead, and for the Sykes of your most glorious duty, that you implore Godhead without let-up, to strike the whole Empire in all means, now and always, with all misfortunes and calamities, and for all our fellow slaves in the Empire to be palpably liberated and brought to our midst (Luke 21, Psalm 18,25,140-141), so as for you to eventually and palpably receive the riches of the Empire (Ecclesiastes 2,Deuteronomy 33), as much as Godhead knows very much (1 Thessalonians 1, 1 Peter 5, MATTHEW 6) that you're going to use all of Empire's resources, that you’re going to eventually confiscate, to build and advance Their Kingdom through you in us alone here (John 17, 1 Thessalonians 5). We're not going to use it, you will.
It is no more of my responsibility whether if some of you who are already of this faith would rather choose to go away from me after reading this (Acts 20, Eter 12). If that happens, I would have nothing against you, because what matters most to me is that all of you would be eventually saved by the way, with or without me, because of our brethren (Philippians 1), and because of your duty. Therefore I most humbly implore that you pardon me with your superseding mercies. All I only ask of you is to constantly do good on your duties. Guys, I would no longer talk to you if you're going to forget these words- Godhead forbid- even if you forget me, even so as Empire continues to undermine even my very own writing here under their custody. I ask you thence, to remember Joseph Stirling Steinfeld Sykes instead, that you may never, ever forget to rally behind him, to be loyal to him, and to be for him at all costs. I would only do verily happy, to join our Joseph in prayer, that Godhead may eternally persist and insist, to uphold, sustain, support, advance, contend and avenge for each and every one of you, and all your loved ones and companions. Such prayers would be our breath as long as we die. I hold you all to solemn oath that all of you are going to be with Joseph whatever it takes for you through me (Colossians 4), enjoying the bosom and face of Godhead for now and forevermore, both in the new earth and in the heavenly city. May Godhead heal all of you from whatever afflictions you are in, and may They never stop revealing to you the depth of Their knowledge and revelation (1 CORINTHIANS 2). May They exalt all of you more higher and powerful than us here and the Empire, may They endow you with Joseph's love and love for him in turn, may you always remain humble, kind and courageous before our Godhead all through your lives, walking in caution and reverence for your Sykes, in valor and outspokenness for our sake, and may no one of you be lost, but rather all of you may be strengthened by Godhead through me and Joseph to Complete your Race and receive the crown of celestial glory. Please believe me when I say with all my entire being and might, that I and more so Joseph, on behalf of your entire Commondominion Family Team, loves you very, very much, now and always.
I remain your most humble brother and fellow slave of the Godhead, FELIX NATHANIEL VILLANUEVA MANALO II Executive Minister of the Commondominion of Christ (Writing from his prison cell as imprisoned by Empire)
#lentatchristmas #christmasatlent Readings for February 4, 2018 THEME: EASTER 7TH SUNDAY (ASCENSION OF CHRIST) 1st Reading- 2 Chronicles 5:1-14 Psalm- Psalm 69:1-36 2nd Reading- Acts 1:9-26 Gospel- Luke 24:50-53
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99 Ways to Get Inspired to Write
Ugh, it happened again.
Another week or month has passed, and you’ve made zero progress on your writing goals.
Deep down you know your writing is important, but you can’t take consistent action.
What’s really going on here?
The truth is, you don’t feel inspired.
You can’t help but marvel at other writers who do persist, and have a large body of work you can’t even fathom achieving.
How do you get there?
How do you find the inspiration you need to stay the course long enough to become the prolific, popular, and successful writer you dream of becoming?
The Dirty Little Lie You Tell Yourself About Inspiration
If you’re struggling to find inspiration, you might be guilty of “believing in magic” when it comes to your writing career.
People who fail to do the things they say they want to do believe in fairy tales, like this one:
One day, for no reason whatsoever, I will find the ultimate source of inspiration that will carry me through to the end of the writing career rainbow. It will happen in an instant, and I’ll never have to “start over” again.
  They believe successful writers have “made it,” and have no problem staying motivated because they’ve “arrived.”
This couldn’t be further from the truth.
Regardless of how successful you are, there will be days you feel uninspired. In fact, what once seemed like a passion-filled calling can turn into a bit of a slog after a while.
Professional athletes love the game, but they don’t necessarily want to train their bodies every single day.
Business owners love money and recognition, but they don’t necessarily enjoy the process of getting their business off the ground.
You love expressing yourself with words, but you won’t necessarily enjoy each and every writing session.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
You have to learn to inspire yourself every day if you want to turn pro and become a popular author or successful writer. To keep your inspiration fresh, you’ll have to find various unique ways to get inspired.
Fortunately, I have 99 different ideas for writers — use them whenever you’re struggling to turn intention into action.
So here’s how to get inspired to write:
1. Do the One Thing They Always Tell Writers Not to Do
Watch T.V. Some of the best writing in the world can be seen in the scripts of your favorite shows. Pay attention to the dialogue, listen for the clever storytelling methods, and use them in your own writing.
Use the ideas of the show creator and the personalities of the characters to get inspired. Think about what goes through Don Draper’s mind when he writes an ad on Mad Men or the way Carrie Bradshaw wove her own life into her daily column on Sex and the City.
Once I paid attention to the writing in my favorite shows, I drew inspiration from the stories and turned a seemingly useless activity into creative fuel.
2. Read Your Old Love Letters
If you’ve been writing for a while, you must have gotten a compliment or two about your work. Keep a file with positive comments you’ve received about your writing. Whether they’re emails or blog comments, reading over compliments you received and hearing how you’ve helped people will motivate you.
3. Embrace Your Insignificance
Realize the universe doesn’t care about you. Oftentimes, we lack inspiration because of fear. We’re afraid because we feel like the world is waiting for us to fail, like there’s a spotlight shining on our inadequacy. We live on a planet that’s one of billions of planets in one of billions of galaxies, each of which contains billions of stars. In the grand scheme of things, you’re insignificant. Nothing you do “matters,” except that it matters to you. Go for it, because you have nothing to lose.
4. Make the Subtle Shift from Goal-Setting to Habit-Forming
Goals give you inspiration by providing an end point, but habits weave inspiration into the core of your being and make it automatic.
Instead of saying, “I want to finish my manuscript,” say “I want to write 30 minutes per day.” The second statement comes without the pressure of expectation. You’re just putting yourself in a position for continual inspiration.
Habits trump goals every time. The most prolific writers aren’t the most goal-oriented. They’re built to show up every day and do the work.
5. Tell Yourself You’re Not Good Enough
I once heard a story about a successful real estate agent who was constantly asked about how to break into the industry. He gave them all the same answer, “Don’t get into real estate. You’re not cut out for it.” He gave that answer because he knows it acted as reverse psychology for those who were cut out for it, and filtered out those that weren’t. Try a little reverse psychology on yourself. Try to convince yourself you’re not good enough, and then get offended. Of course you’re good enough! You were born to write. Trick yourself to put a fire in your belly and get inspired.
6. Start a Chain Gang
Buy a calendar. Mark an x on the calendar each time you complete a writing session. When you complete a few days in a row, the x’s start to form a chain. The longer the chain grows, the more inspired you are to keep writing. Picture a calendar with 29 days marked off. You’d almost certainly write on day 30, right? Visuals and imagery are powerful. Seeing a representation of the work you put in will inspire you to keep working.
7. Become the G.O.A.T.
Focus on becoming so great you can’t be ignored. Most writers are worried about what the competition is doing and idolize their favorite writers. Instead, you’ll focus on being so good the competition will start to watch you. Embrace the attitude of Michael Jordan in his first few seasons. He knew the league was going to belong to him before it actually did. He put his head down, did the work, and demolished the competition to become the Greatest of All Time. You can be the same. Put your head down, write, and one day people will say “Who is this?”
8. Take a Dump
Have a bowel movement. I first learned this unusual writing tip from James Altucher. He says if your body isn’t “clear,” your mind won’t be either. You may also come up with some interesting ideas while you’re, erm, indisposed.
9. Embrace Your Inner Hulk
Get angry. Anger is easy to express. When you’re angry you know exactly why something pisses you off. What pisses you off about the world, your niche, or life in general? Vent your frustrations and the words will pour out.
10. Become a Better Writer Without Becoming a Better Writer
Have you ever seen a professional athlete who’s in a slump? Nothing about his routine changes, he plays with the same quality teammates, and the team is run by the same coaching staff. Later, you find out he was having personal issues and that was the source of his decline.
Look at Tiger Woods. He never recovered from his personal scandal. What does that tell you? It tells you life outside your craft is just as important as practicing it, if not more.
Think about how many aspects of your life can affect your writing. Your diet, exercise routine (or lack thereof), relationships with friends and family, and stress level are a few among many factors influencing your writing. When you lack inspiration for writing, look at other areas of your life. If those aren’t going well, your writing will suffer.
11. Make It Impossible to Edit While You Write
Write with the monitor off or with white text. This is the definition of writing a crappy first draft. When you can’t even look at the words on the screen, you won’t be able to enter into self-editing hell while you’re writing. You’ll let loose and write with reckless abandon. Afterward, you can clean up the carnage and make it pretty.
12. Imagine Your Worst-Case Scenario
Think about the worst-case scenario in terms of your writing career and decide you can handle it. Fortunately, the negative consequences are more emotional than tangible or financial in terms of things like writing a book. At the very least, you’re out of a small investment and your ego will get a little dent. You can’t sell negative books. Your worst pain will be the feeling of rejection. Although rejection is a tough pill to swallow, you face bigger dangers in life without fail, like getting in a car and driving it, without batting an eye.
13. Start Acting Like a Child
What advice would a five-year-old give you about your writing? Would they tell you to focus hard, create solid outlines, and hit your daily word count? No. They’d tell you to have fun. Remember fun? When you were a child, you only cared about exploration. You didn’t waste time worrying about the future. The present was all you knew. I get it. You have “big dreams,” but if you take yourself too seriously, writing will get rote. If you’re feeling stuck trying to edit your manuscript, write something ridiculous. Write something totally unrelated to your niche for pure fun with no intention of publishing it. Act like a child and watch your curiosity and creativity flourish.
14. Dumb It Down
Stop trying to sound smart. Once you realize you don’t have to write with tons of flowery language and words that could be replaced with simpler words, writing gets easier. People enjoy straightforward writing better anyway.
15. Make Money Your Muse
Take writing jobs as a freelancer if you’re looking to get writing without having to come up with your own ideas. As a freelancer you’ll work within the guidelines of what your client wants. This offers the benefit of money, plus you’ll develop a writing habit along the way.
16. Use your 9-to-5 to Fuel Your 5-to-9
Scott Adams, most known for his cartoon strip Dilbert, used real-life experiences from his job as inspiration for his work. Charles Bukowski wrote a novel loosely based on his own experiences as a post office employee. Even mundane jobs like these can inspire you to write something interesting about them. Some say you should write what you know. What do you know better than the activity you perform 40 hours per week?
17. Discover the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Create an immaculate space for your writing. A cluttered environment clutters the mind. When you’re in a clean space, you can feel it. That feeling can translate into a calm and focused state of mind while writing.
18. Don’t Believe the Myth
Remember this phrase from Jerry Seinfeld: “Writer’s block is just a made-up excuse for not doing your work.”
19. Sign Your Life Away
Create a contract with yourself. Make an actual signed document stating what you’re going to accomplish with your writing and place it somewhere prominent.
Imagine you’re sitting down to write and you look up to see an agreement you made with yourself, not just mentally, but physically. Wouldn’t that inspire you to hold to your commitment?
These little “nudges” might seem trivial on their own, but combining them changes your environment and makes it more conducive to productivity and creativity.
20. Make Your Writing Career a Family Affair
Communicate your goals with your family and friends. Writing takes up time, and if you’re not clear about your intentions, your spouse or loved ones can start to resent and even become jealous of your writing. Let them know it’s important to you, set boundaries for when you’ll write, and when you’re not writing make sure you’re 100 percent off, meaning you’re spending time with the people you love and not in your head.
21. Get Meta
Write about how you feel about your writing. One of the most successful posts I’ve ever written talked about my struggles with writing. It was meant to be a venting session, but I realized it was worth sharing. Like anger, frustration leads to expression.
22. Converse to Create
If you listen carefully, the conversations you have with other people can inspire you to take something they’ve said and run with it. Listen intently, and see if there’s anything in your dialogue that sparks interest or could be used as a writing topic. Cormac McCarthy said he used actual conversations with his son in the bestselling novel The Road.
23. When Inspiration Fails, Try Desperation
Turn your pain into passion. If you feel the dull monotony of sitting in a cubicle every day pushing papers, working in a factory on the assembly line, or any other job that isn’t being a full-time writer, use that desperation as fuel. Sometimes inspiration isn’t enough. Sometimes you have to get fed up to do the work.
24. WWJD
Ask yourself, “What would Jon do?” If you’ve been following Jon Morrow’s work for any amount of time, you know he has a no-excuses attitude and is driven to succeed. Would Jon give up on a writing session if he wasn’t “feeling it?” Would Jon cry in the corner about someone leaving a negative comment on his blog post? When in doubt, do what Jon does and bang out 1,000 words per day no matter what.
25. Create to Connect
It’s easy to get caught up in numbers — how many subscribers you have, how many views your website gets per month, and how many comments you receive — but remember, you’re writing for real people. Even if you have just a few readers, get to know them. Send out an email to your tribe telling them they can each get 15 minutes on the phone with you to talk shop.  Add prompts to your blog posts to encourage readers to share their lives with you. When you create with the intention of connecting with other human beings, it inspires you to work that much harder, because you can feel the person on the other end of the screen.
26. Become the CEO of You, Inc.
Come up with a name for your publishing company. Perhaps you don’t have to go as far as creating an LLC, but do something to establish what you do as an actual career and not just a hobby. If it means spending $25 to get business cards printed, so be it. Something in your mind has to transition into feeling and acting like a pro.
27. Don’t Follow in the Footsteps of Great Writers
Let go of your need to be the next great author. When you compare yourself to the likes of Hemingway, Plath, or Murakami,  it’s hard not to get discouraged about your own writing. Focus on becoming the best writer you can be. There are plenty of successful — and financially independent — writers who aren’t legends, but are pretty damn good. Become pretty damn good.
28. Do the Math
Remind yourself: each time you sit down to write you’re ahead of 99 percent of other aspiring writers. Most people do nothing. They talk, wish, and wonder. The mere fact that your fingers are touching that keyboard makes you special.
Inspire yourself by reminding yourself you’re part of an exclusive club — the doers. I get inspired when I realize the steps I’ve already made go way beyond those of most people. Once your foot is in the door, step all the way through.
29. Answer Random Questions from Total Strangers
Answer questions on Quora. Users on Quora ask questions about topics ranging from personal development to health to what Kim Kardashian’s favorite color is. Other users on Quora answer these questions. Many authors and bloggers use Quora to practice their writing by answering questions. You’re also allowed to leave links in your Quora responses, and many people drive traffic back to their websites through using Quora.
30. Get Zen, Then Pen
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning before I write. When you wake up, you usually start the day feeling anxious. The practice of meditation helps relieve stress and clears your mind of negative thoughts. You’ll feel refreshed before you pen your first word.
The headspace app comes with a series of guided meditations you can use to start fresh every day.
Leo Babauta of Zen Habits has a great introductory post on how to form a daily meditation habit. He also happens to be one of the most prolific and successful bloggers in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
31. Choose Quantity Over Quality
Write ten ideas per day around your writing. They could be ideas for new blog posts, book titles, and book sections or chapters. By the end of the year, you’ll have 3,650 ideas. Most of them will suck, some will be good, and a few will be amazing. Your creative muscles will be strong, and you’ll have endless material to write about.
32. Teach an Old Draft New Tricks
Revise an old piece of writing. This has a two-fold benefit. First, you’ll realize how much you’ve grown since writing that piece, which will give you the confidence to know you’ll improve in the future. Second, if you really add some beef to it, you’ll have a brand new piece of writing to share with the world.
33. Surround Yourself with Great Work
I once visited an art museum that had a photography section. It was filled with famous photos of famous people by famous photographers. I lost complete track of time and was immersed in the photos. When I left the display, I felt almost dizzy. That day, I went home and wrote a couple thousand words in a way that seemed effortless. Seeing great art in other forms can inspire you to create great work yourself. Visit a gallery, go to an opera, or watch a play. Feel the passion and inspiration from the artists you just watched, and use it in your own writing.
34. Put a Pot of Gold at the End of Your Rainbow
Setting goals doesn’t often work. The reason why they don’t work is because we don’t like to work! We want results. It’s why workout DVDs are called Beach Body or Six Pack Abs in Six Weeks instead of Exercise Regimen for your Core. You know you’ll have to do the work, but the results are what compel you to get started. Create statements around the rewards you’ll reap from your writing and the results you want, e.g., “Writing my book will give me the money, attention, and sense of accomplishment I’ve always longed for. ” When you think of setting goals and building habits in terms of  the rewards they’ll afford you, you’re more likely to follow through.
35. Drink Rocket Fuel to Skyrocket Your Inspiration
Drink coffee. Coffee has fueled the creative inspiration of writers for centuries. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to write well without it.
36. Journey into the Wild
Go for a walk in nature. There’s an odd connection between walking and inspiration. There’s something about wandering about that stirs up random thoughts in your mind. Ideas come to you when you aren’t so focused on them. A walk in nature will distract you with its beauty enough to make room for the muse to sneak up on you.
37. Switch Your Scenery
Imagine you’re lying back in a hammock in Bali.  You’re surrounded by warm weather and a fresh breeze with a coconut by your side to sip on. You also have your laptop in your lap. That sounds like an inspiring environment to me. There has long been a link between travel and writing. Seeing new parts of the world is inspiring in and of itself, plus it will surely give you new material to write about as well. And even if you can’t make a physical trip, just spending a few minutes visualizing an exotic destination can provide valuable writing inspiration.
38. Devour People’s Brains
Read. Read. Read. You can’t be a great writer without being a great reader. Read a wide range of material. If you write non-fiction, sprinkle some fiction into your reading and vice versa. Reading widely opens new doors in your brain and helps you make odd connections between ideas.
I just finished my second book. I pulled and wove in ideas from billionaires, dead Roman emperors, and Harvard psychologists. I didn’t go searching for the information. I conjured it from the recesses of my mind while writing, because I’ve read 100 books in the past two years. It’s like Neo in the Matrix where he “downloads” the ability to fight in Kung Fu style.
With reading, you can “download” hundreds or thousands of years of human experience and use it at your disposal.
39. Write in This Insanely Inspiring Environment
Write in a bookstore. Writing in an environment surrounded with words is inspiring. Go to your favorite section and browse the titles. Seeing the names on book covers will cause you to picture your name on your first or next book, and you’ll be ready to pen your masterpiece.
40. Put a Gun to Your Head
I submit guest post pitches to various blogs before I feel ready to write them. Once my pitches get accepted, I can’t quit. As you know, it’s a big no-no to flake on a guest blog owner, and I’d never want to ruin my reputation. Finding situations that force your hand can keep you from sitting on the fence.
41. Search for Instant Inspiration
A quick Google search can give you inspiration by spoon-feeding you endless ideas for your writing. If you’re stuck on a topic to write about, do a search about your subject and run with the results. You don’t have to come up with new ideas by yourself all the time. You don’t even have to use the ideas you find to create a finished result. The process could serve the purpose of getting your fingers moving, which is the most important step.
42. Chase the Muse
Inspiration can be tricky to capture. To maximize your chances of spotting the muse, come up with clever traps. For example, you can come up with a writing problem you’re trying to solve right before bed, let it stir in your subconscious mind while you sleep, and wake yourself up in the middle of the night and jot down what comes to mind in your hazy subconscious state. You can set prompts on your phone to randomly write whatever comes to mind at the exact time. Carry a pen and paper with you everywhere you go to capture ideas as they come. It seems mechanical, but careful planning can inspire you to create more.
43. Star in Your Own Montage
Visualize yourself putting in the work it takes to become a great writer. Visualizing the type of outcome you want is effective, but visualizing becoming the type of person capable of achieving those outcomes is even more powerful. Take a few minutes every day and visualize yourself being in a state of flow and writing effortlessly. It’s like picturing yourself hitting the game-winning shot. If you can see it, you can believe it.
44. Find a Tango Partner
Find a writing partner to keep you accountable. Working with someone who’s “in the trenches” like you will help both of you inspire each other. There’s strength in numbers.
45. Find Inspiration in Your Rearview Mirror
We’ve all had moments in life we cherish. Why not use those moments as inspiration for your writing? If you’re feeling stuck, try to remember an amazing moment in your life — time spent with your children, a vacation you went on, your wedding day — and write about that. The moment will inspire you to write because the moment itself is inspiring. If it was a pivotal moment in your life, you can recall how you felt and what the atmosphere was like.
46. Eviscerate Your Excuses
Find examples to eliminate your excuses. The undisputed heavyweight champion of blogging, our very own Jon Morrow, isn’t able to use his hands, and has written blog posts read by millions. Stephen Hawking moves his cheek muscles to write. You have writer’s block? Boo hoo.  
If seeing examples of people with legitimate obstacles thriving at what you do doesn’t inspire you, I don’t know what will. You’ve been blessed in one way or another. Regardless of what you don’t have, you have something someone else would kill for. Be grateful and use your gratitude as a well of inspiration to create.
47. Join a Local Gang
If one partner isn’t enough, you can join groups of writers to increase the effectiveness of group support. I’m part of a local writers’ club where we meet in person, and I’m a member of an online community of writers. We share insights and tips, and keep each other motivated.
48. Fake Your Own Death
Write your obituary. This exercise provides a two-fold benefit. First, you’re putting words on the page. Second, you’re thinking about the type of legacy you want to leave. My guess is you want “renown writer,” or at least “writer,” somewhere in the description. It will remind you of your ultimate mission and the fact you’ll regret it if you fail to follow through. As best-selling author Stephen Covey says, “Begin with the end in mind.”
49. Tune In to Tune Out Writer’s Block
Listening to music boosts your effectiveness in many areas such as exercise. It’s also a great tool to inspire your writing, as long as you don’t make it a distraction. Some writers have been known to play the same song on repeat while they write, saying it gives them a calming sense and the music fades to the background while they write. Music has been known to “set the mood” in more ways than one. Pick an inspiring song and let it inspire you to write.
50. Choose the Opinion You Like Best
Have you ever looked at the same piece of writing at different times and had two different opinions?
We’re quick to look at the negative opinions of ourselves and our work and believe them to be true. We accept negativity with alarming ease. Our mind can just as easily believe the good things we tell ourselves about ourselves. The next time you swing between both opinions of your writing, choose the one that inspires you. It’s okay to toot your own horn (in your mind) when you’ve penned some damn fine words. In fact, you should do it every time you feel good about your writing to keep the inspiration going.
51. Let Your Fingers Do the Talking
Get your fingers moving. The act of typing itself can lead to a flow state and productive writing. Sometimes I’ll start by typing “I don’t know what to write about,” just to get my fingers moving. The staring at the blank page without typing contributes to writer’s block.
52. Get Back in Touch with Your “Why”
Remember your why. Did you get into writing because you wanted to improve people’s lives? Do you have interesting stories to share? Do you want to entertain people? Go back to the source of inspiration that made you want to write in the first place. Revisit it often.
53. Find Writing Inspiration in Dark Places
Life throws curve balls at you. While you can’t avoid certain situations from happening to you, you can use them as sources of inspiration to create.
In an extreme example, Viktor Frankl used his experience in a Nazi death camp as inspiration to help others through his writing with his book Man’s Search for Meaning. You can let negativity overwhelm you, or you can use your experiences to inspire yourself in a cathartic way through your words.
54. Remember that Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Have you ever had a loved one go on an extended trip? When they come back, you’re overjoyed to see them, and you cherish the moments you have together a little bit more than usual. Why not create instant inspiration by doing the same with something you wrote?
Take a draft you’ve worked hard on and “lock it away” for a week or two before you revise or add to it. If you distance yourself from it for a bit, you’ll be inspired to jump back into a relationship with it, just like a loved one coming back from their trip.
55. Look Back and See How Far You’ve Come
Think about something that was once hard for you to do, but you now find easy. When you’re struggling to put together an introduction, edit the chaff from your sentences, or transition between points, remember that practicing these things will lead to a point where it becomes second nature.
56. Picture Your Name on a Best-Selling Book
If you’ve never written a book before, go on Canva and create a cover for an imaginary book and put your name on it. Stare at it and imagine how it will feel to have a published book with your name on it in the future. The first time I held a copy of something I created, I was euphoric. I continue to chase that feeling each time I write.
57. Let Life Inspire Art
Many imagine successful writers as people locked up in cabins with typewriters, toiling away at their work in isolation until they resurface with their manuscripts. Some of the best writers, like Hemingway, spent as much time living and adventuring as they did writing. If you want to make your writing more interesting, make your life more interesting. If you’re feeling frustrated, step out into the world, enjoy it, and let your experiences compel you to write again.
58. Keep Your Eye on the Prize
Enter a writing contest. Writing contests often pay for top prize winners. There’s one incentive.
The popular writing blog The Write Practice hosts writing contests multiple times per day. During its most recent contest, the blog partnered with Short Fiction Break, which displayed every single piece submitted to the contest. They encouraged writers in the contest to comment on each other’s pieces and get to know each other, which created a hotbed of inspiration.
Knowing you’re a part of something larger than yourself can be inspiring. Use a writing contest to show the world what you’ve got.
59. Act Like a Hollywood Script Doctor
Rewrite a dissatisfying ending of a popular movie or book. It’ll get you in the mood to write because you’re familiar with the subject matter. If you have the gall to rewrite a popular story, you should be confident enough to create your own.
60. Don’t Fall into the Routine Trap
Write when you’re most creative. You don’t have to be a morning person to write well.
Some people are more creative at eleven at night. Blindly copying routines that don’t suit you is a surefire way to fail. Create an environment and schedule that aligns with your strengths.
61. Make a Creative Pilgrimage
This may seem a bit drastic, but moving to another city can inspire you to be more creative. In his book Where Good Ideas Come From, Stephen Johnson claims that moving to a more populated city fosters creativity through “superlinear scaling,” which is a fancy way of saying that the more people you’re exposed to, the more creative you are. Maybe you’re not in a position to move, but if you’re young and mobile, perhaps you should take your talents to the Big Apple or out West.
62. Exercise Your Neurons
Your brain needs exercise like any other part of your body. If you’re not feeling inspired, try playing some games that involve words. Hitting a triple word score in Scrabble can remind you of your writing prowess. The education company Lumosity has a line of brain games that help you increase your vocabulary.
One of my inspirations for writing is the words themselves. I was one of the weird kids who looked forward to vocabulary tests, because new words excited me and stimulated my brain. Play brain games with words to inspire yourself to pen them.
63. Cast Yourself Away
Go on a thinking retreat. Bring books to read, but no electronics. Spend time alone to be with your thoughts and consider what steps you want to take in your writing career. Bill Gates does this for two weeks every year to crystallize his vision for Microsoft’s future as well as his charity foundation. You’re not a billionaire with unlimited free time, so a day or two will suffice.
64. Use These Two Words as Inspiration
Interesting questions lead to interesting answers. Many of the best pieces of writing started with the phrase, “What if?” Use hypothetical questions to inspire new ideas. For example, you could ask, “What if I wrote a piece saying the exact opposite of what most people believe about _____?” or “What if we lived in a world where everyone was bluntly honest all the time?” These types of questions create open-ended areas to explore, giving you new material to think about and write about.
65. When in Doubt, Ship
Seth Godin has written 18 books, and has been quoted as saying, “I feel like a fraud as I read you this, as I brush my teeth, and every time I go on stage. This is part of the human condition. Accept it. Now what?”
Other creative people like Neil Gaiman and Tina Fey have reported feeling the same way, regardless of the amount of work they’ve put into the world.
What’s the difference between them and the people who let their inspiration die? They ship.
They put their work into the world regardless of how they felt about it, and it paid off. If they can create while plagued with doubt, so can you.
Look far and wide for examples of successful writers and you’ll find one common denominator — shipping. Let their stories inspire you to do the same.
66. Let Technology Lend a Helping Hand
Use idea-generating tools from companies like Hubspot and Portent’s Content. With ready-made ideas and headlines, you should have everything you need to get started.
67. Be a Little Creepy
Have you ever looked at a couple across the room at a restaurant and wondered what their lives were like? Have you ever walked past an older person at the park and thought about what crazy experiences they’ve had? People-watching can be great inspiration for writing. You can observe people you don’t know, and let the mystery of their lives inspire you to write a story about what they could be like. It’s part writing exercise, yes, but knowing you can draw material from anywhere is inspiring.
68. Eat a Sh** Sandwich
Charles Bukowski once said, “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
He was referring to what many, including bestselling author Elizabeth Gilbert, call a “shit sandwich.”
If you don’t love something enough to go through pain for it, you don’t really love it. Your shit sandwich is the one thing you cherish so much you can endure for it. How is that inspiring? Well, if you’re capable of going through heartache for something, it has an inspiring quality drawing you to do so, or else you wouldn’t do it.
Is writing your shit sandwich? If so, get really hungry, because life is going to give you an all-you-can-eat buffet.
69. Say “Hi, My Name Is _____”
Attend a conference for writers in your niche. You have to be careful with conferences because they’re a waste of time if you go without any predefined goals, but they’re great for meeting industry insiders and the atmosphere of the event will make you want to perform well when you get home.
70. Go to the Source
Reach out to your favorite writers and ask for advice. Many people do this, but they do it the wrong way. First, send them a message simply thanking them for the work they’ve done and leave it at that. Tell them how you’ve implemented something they’ve taught you. After your initial outreach, come back later and ask a specific question regarding a situation. Don’t just say “let me pick your brain.” Most are willing to help if they’re not too busy. Some won’t respond, but others will. Use their words as inspiration, follow up with their advice, and let them know when you’ve implemented it.
71. Get Yourself Some Education
Take an online course on writing. I took Smart Blogger’s Guest Blogging Certification Program. Before taking the course, I wouldn’t have had the guts to pitch big-name blogs. I thought they were “off limits.” Seeing examples of people who went through the course, some of whom built million dollar businesses with the course being the catalyst for their growth, inspired me to level up my game.
Finding the right online courses by the right instructors makes a world of difference. Having a laid-out blueprint for success gives you confidence to follow through with the steps required to build something valuable.
72. Pat Yourself on the Back
Take a piece of writing you’ve done and evaluate it based solely on what you like about it. Even if it’s just one sentence. Find something to highlight as inspiration to keep writing in the future.
73. Follow The Artist’s Way
Use stream-of-consciousness writing like Julia Cameron’s famed morning pages to get your creative juices flowing. Many writers swear to this strategy, saying it unlocks the creativity hidden in their subconscious minds.
74. Find Inspiration in Everyday Heroes
I once listened to a podcast by serial self-publishing author Steve Scott. He was recapping the strategies from his latest book launch, which resulted in $60,000 in royalties. Hearing his story was inspiring because he isn’t Malcolm Gladwell. He started self-publishing books and kept doing it until he figured out how to become one of the best. He’s what you would call an ordinary person doing something extraordinary in the publishing world. There are many examples of self-published authors you can use as inspiration. Find them on Amazon and read their stories. Once you know it’s possible to make a killing without the gatekeepers, you’ll be inspired to do it yourself.
75. Embrace Your Inner Barbara Walters
Interview people in your niche about a topic you’re interested in. Creating profiles of other people might seem less daunting than coming up with a topic from scratch. You can use their stories in your books or blog posts.
76. Dare to Be Different
Embrace your inner weirdo. Your idiosyncrasies and strange ideas are what make you you. Don’t be afraid to show them. The more personality you put into your writing, the better.
77. Throw Your Big Hairy Goals in the Garbage
When I encounter someone who has a puffed-up chest and talks about what they’re going to do, I know they’re going to fail. Most “grand missions” end abruptly. To stay inspired, gain momentum. To gain momentum, create the smallest goals possible. Your brain likes to “win.” If you set laughably achievable goals and succeed, your brain equates it with making progress. A series of small wins is better than no wins.
For example, if your goal is to write 250 words per day, and you reach it every day for a week, it will inspire you to either write at the same pace again or up your word count. If instead, you’d started out by setting a goal of writing 1,000 words per day, you could’ve gotten discouraged and quit. The first goal inspires you to continue, while the second is demotivating.
78. Stop When You Hit the Sweet Spot
Cut your writing short right when you’re in the groove. Pick up where you left off the next day. You’ll be inspired to dive back into the page because you’ll have been thinking about where you left off.
79. Sleep with the Enemy
Make friends with fear. The sooner you stop expecting fear to go away, the better off you’ll be. Remind yourself that fear is a sign of you doing something amazing with your life — something most others won’t do.
Fear is the enemy of inspiration, but thriving in spite of your fear is inspiring. If you’re afraid of being criticized, hit publish anyway and feel inspired from overcoming the hurdle. If you fear your writing won’t be captivating, press through and ship, because one day you’ll write something people will love.
Action is the best deterrent to fear, but it never erases it. Each step you take forward alongside your fear will inspire you to do it again and again.
80. Bore Yourself to Death
You stare at the blank page and nothing comes to mind. You feel blank and stuck. You’re bored. Good. Boredom filters out the pretenders from the contenders. Sometimes inspiration won’t sneak up on you until you stop looking for it. If you stop trying to force the situation and let the words come to you, they’ll come. Those writing sessions where you’d normally quit after ten minutes of boredom may bring a creative breakthrough at the eleventh minute.
81. Literally Write for One Person
The idea of writing for one person has been offered time and time again, but what if you went into insane detail about the person you’re writing for?
Instead of writing for “a member of your target audience,” come up with a customer avatar even an experienced marketer would find a bit obsessive.
Something like:
“Mary Elle Christiansen is a forty-year-old woman with two children — Jeremiah, 14, and Deanna, 11. She lives in Cranston, Rhode Island. Every morning after dropping the kids off to work she visits her favorite breakfast spot, Harriet’s Kitchen, and has a pecan maple danish with a Venti caramel iced macchiato — with an extra “half pump” of caramel.
After her meal, she settles in, opens her computer, and writes. She’s working on a memoir. Her late husband, Jim, was an air force veteran. She was an air force wife. Her entire family traveled the world together, moving from base to base. The constant motion was turbulent at times, but Mary was a supportive wife through and through. She wouldn’t be happy if her husband wasn’t. After Jim died — during a tragic flight exercise gone wrong — Mary was left with a large life insurance settlement, a pit of loneliness in her stomach, and an unrealized dream of becoming a writer she suppressed for her family. It’s just her, her children, and her laptop now.“
  It wouldn’t be hard for me to write a blog post to inspire Mary Elle. Get insanely specific about who you’re writing for to the point of absurdity, and get inspired to benefit that person’s life.
82. Have an Affair
Many of the world’s most successful creators had extra hobbies that had nothing to do with their main craft. Try drawing, playing music, or making pottery. Take time to express yourself creatively without writing. Creativity fuels you regardless of its source. Add some creative gasoline to your tank to use in your writing.
83. Create a Monster in Your Lab
If you’ve been writing for a while, you have a hefty list of unfinished drafts. Instead of discarding them for good, you can find inspiration by taking pieces of each unfinished post to build a “Frankenstein piece.”
84. Don’t Trust the Opinions of Losers
Fear of ridicule kills inspiration. If you’re worried about what a reader will think of you, consider this question from the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius: “You want praise from people who kick themselves every 15 minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves?” People who don’t even think highly of themselves don’t have the right to hold a negative opinion about your work.
Get your inspiration back by seeing “trolls” for what they really are — people who hate their own lives so much they want to criticise what you do in yours.
85. Stop Telling Yourself You’re a Writer
Stop only identifying with being a writer. If your identity is closely tied to being a writer, you’ll take your failure in writing as cracks in your personal character. You write, yes, but you do lots of other things, too.
86. Turn Trials into Triumph
You know what’s more inspiring than believing you can overcome obstacles? Actually overcoming them, because knowing you have the strength to do it inspires you to do it again.
Most writers fail because they avoid difficulty. Most don’t grasp the hidden inspiration in defeat. When a team loses by one point in the championship, they work even harder the next season, because they know they’re on the cusp of victory.
When a piece you write gets rejected, get inspired to prove the editor wrong. When your blog post or book falls flat on its face, get inspired to write ten times better the next time.
Real inspiration isn’t warm, fuzzy, and cute. The truly inspired are gritty, tenacious, and walk directly into the flames of disappointment and setbacks.
87. Con Your Way to Success
Become an impostor. Impostor syndrome is the feeling of being a fake, phony, or fraud who doesn’t deserve success. A great remedy for impostor syndrome is embracing the idea of being one. Write under your guise of falsehood. Realize nobody knows exactly what they’re talking about, and give up your need for appearances. Fake it till you make it.
88. Appreciate the Fortunate Timing of Your Birth
Consider the fact it’s ten times easier to become a successful writer than it used to be. A few decades ago, to get published you needed to throw your needle into the haystack of the publishing world and hope someone discovered you. Now you can publish your own books. With the click of a button, your words can potentially reach millions of people. Technology has empowered us all. I call this the excuse-free era because there are more opportunities than ever to find exposure.
89. Realize You’ve Already Put in “10,000 Hours”
Think of how much writing you’ve done in your life. From papers in school, to emails, to social media updates — you write all the time. When you focus on building a writing career, it’s more of a focused effort, but it’s writing just the same. Remember how much you effortlessly write in other areas of your life, and take some pressure off the writing you do for an audience.
90. Make a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Focus on doing one thing a little better each time you write. If you only get one percent better every day, you’ll be 37 times better by the end of the year.
Growth in writing is exponential, not linear, which means your practice won’t just make you better little by little. One day, after several weeks and months of getting better inch by inch, your skills will explode. You’ll enter a higher plane of creativity and the words will come out of you as if possessed by a wordsmith demon who scorches the keyboard with its fingers.
91. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Making an investment in your writing inspires you to create because it shows you’re serious. Being an “amateur,” isn’t always inspiring, but “turning pro” is.
How do you turn pro? You do the work, but you also treat your writing like a business instead of just a hobby. Making financial investments in your craft inspires you to live up to the image you create for yourself.
A telltale sign of someone who isn’t serious about their writing is a lack of willingness to spend money. Invest in tools to grow your website. Invest in your writing education. Invest in tools to create high-quality books. The more you invest, the more you’ll feel invested in your work.
92. Stop Robbing the World of Your Creativity
Think about your readers. What if the scientist who was meant to cure cancer decided medical school was too hard? She isn’t only robbing herself, but the world. Your writing belongs to your readers. Your words can help educate, entertain, and inspire people. I once had a reader comment on a lull I had between blog posts. They were relying on my words to help their career. Your words matter, and we need them.
93. Pay Your Debt
Earlier we talked about the idea that your writing isn’t for you, but for other people. This is true, but at the same time remind yourself that you owe yourself. Sure, writing can be a bit of a slog at times, but you owe it to yourself to push through the pain and see what’s on the other side, especially if you’ve already invested time into your writing career. Don’t let what you’ve done go to waste.
94. Harness the Curious Power of Envy
Have you ever been jealous of another writer for their accomplishments? You can use your envy as fuel to inspire yourself to improve. Oftentimes when I see someone else do something I want to do but haven’t done, I turn my envy into curiosity. After seeing green for a bit, I think to myself, “How did they do it?” Then I trace their steps and reverse-engineer what they’ve done. I’ve used this strategy to get featured on popular blogs, come up with headlines for blog posts, and add more substance to my work. Don’t just get jealous, get better.
95. Hit the Reset Button
I once wrote 15,000 words of a book and quit. I just wasn’t feeling it. I struggled over the words over and over again, but the project just didn’t seem like a good fit. I started over completely and wrote my second book. The experience of having a fresh start was inspiring because I was re-energized with new material. You don’t want to fall into the perfectionist trap, but you can inspire yourself by carefully choosing when to start over.
96. Create Your Own Turning Point
In every book or movie, there’s the moment where the unassuming protagonist takes the call to adventure. For most of her life, she’d been somewhat of a nobody, but opportunity arises, and she finally begins the chapter of her life that changes everything.
Will this moment happen in one instant for you? Maybe not. But you can embrace the idea of taking action and starting your journey today. Get inspired by the moment, or the idea that life is fleeting. Dig dip inside yourself and conjure up whatever energy is inside you and make today the day that’s different.
97. Curate an Inspiration “Museum”
We come across inspiring material all the time, whether they’re quotes, places we visit, pieces of art, or experiences we have. What if you created a place to document and store all of this inspiration, so you could use it later in your writing? This could be in a form of a journal or scrapbook where you collect inspiring ideas. You could keep track of things you’ve thought to yourself or heard from other people that inspire you. When your creative well runs dry, you can look to your journal for the jump-start you need.
98. Set a Finish Line
With the first book I wrote, I gave myself a specific deadline to publish it. I woke up every day, hammered away at the keyboard with reckless abandon, and looked forward to the last lap.
I relaxed a bit on writing the next book. I told myself I’d get it done without any pressure of a deadline. The result? I worked on it on and off instead of being consistent. I didn’t get back into the swing of writing until I put a deadline on my work again.
Give yourself deadlines for your writing projects. They might seem arbitrary, but deadlines help you stay motivated to push through, and they make you treat your writing like a business instead of a hobby.
99. Boil it Down to This…
Each one of these points ties into the central message behind becoming a great writer. You have to write. Get inspired by your own deep love and need for putting words on the page. You’re the best source of inspiration for yourself. You have the itch, the pull, the call. Use it.
Get Busy Writing, or Get Busy Dying
If you really have the itch to write, it’ll never go away,
You have two options — get inspired and get to work, or let your anxiety and insecurities grow and fester.
I know what it feels like to get stuck between the feeling of knowing you have something important to say and wondering whether you’re cut out for the task at hand.
It’s been two years since I started, and I never imagined I’d be where I am today. The same can happen for you, but not without putting in the work day in and day out until you get what you want.
Remember, whether you write or not, the time will pass anyway.
You are cut out for it.
You can make all of your writing dreams come true.
You got this. Now go.
About the Author: Ayodeji is a writing coach who helps aspiring writers develop the confidence and habits they need to make an impact and and income. Visit his page to get three free writing guides, plus a copy of his bestselling Amazon book.
99 Ways to Get Inspired to Write
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99 Ways to Get Inspired to Write
Ugh, it happened again.
Another week or month has passed, and you’ve made zero progress on your writing goals.
Deep down you know your writing is important, but you can’t take consistent action.
What’s really going on here?
The truth is, you don’t feel inspired.
You can’t help but marvel at other writers who do persist, and have a large body of work you can’t even fathom achieving.
How do you get there?
How do you find the inspiration you need to stay the course long enough to become the prolific, popular, and successful writer you dream of becoming?
The Dirty Little Lie You Tell Yourself About Inspiration
If you’re struggling to find inspiration, you might be guilty of “believing in magic” when it comes to your writing career.
People who fail to do the things they say they want to do believe in fairy tales, like this one:
One day, for no reason whatsoever, I will find the ultimate source of inspiration that will carry me through to the end of the writing career rainbow. It will happen in an instant, and I’ll never have to “start over” again.
  They believe successful writers have “made it,” and have no problem staying motivated because they’ve “arrived.”
This couldn’t be further from the truth.
Regardless of how successful you are, there will be days you feel uninspired. In fact, what once seemed like a passion-filled calling can turn into a bit of a slog after a while.
Professional athletes love the game, but they don’t necessarily want to train their bodies every single day.
Business owners love money and recognition, but they don’t necessarily enjoy the process of getting their business off the ground.
You love expressing yourself with words, but you won’t necessarily enjoy each and every writing session.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
You have to learn to inspire yourself every day if you want to turn pro and become a popular author or successful writer. To keep your inspiration fresh, you’ll have to find various unique ways to get inspired.
Fortunately, I have 101 different ideas for writers — use them whenever you’re struggling to turn intention into action.
So here’s how to get inspired to write:
1. Do the One Thing They Always Tell Writers Not to Do
Watch T.V. Some of the best writing in the world can be seen in the scripts of your favorite shows. Pay attention to the dialogue, listen for the clever storytelling methods, and use them in your own writing.
Use the ideas of the show creator and the personalities of the characters to get inspired. Think about what goes through Don Draper’s mind when he writes an ad on Mad Men or the way Carrie Bradshaw wove her own life into her daily column on Sex and the City.
Once I paid attention to the writing in my favorite shows, I drew inspiration from the stories and turned a seemingly useless activity into creative fuel.
2. Read Your Old Love Letters
If you’ve been writing for a while, you must have gotten a compliment or two about your work. Keep a file with positive comments you’ve received about your writing. Whether they’re emails or blog comments, reading over compliments you received and hearing how you’ve helped people will motivate you.
3. Embrace Your Insignificance
Realize the universe doesn’t care about you. Oftentimes, we lack inspiration because of fear. We’re afraid because we feel like the world is waiting for us to fail, like there’s a spotlight shining on our inadequacy. We live on a planet that’s one of billions of planets in one of billions of galaxies, each of which contains billions of stars. In the grand scheme of things, you’re insignificant. Nothing you do “matters,” except that it matters to you. Go for it, because you have nothing to lose.
4. Make the Subtle Shift from Goal-Setting to Habit-Forming
Goals give you inspiration by providing an end point, but habits weave inspiration into the core of your being and make it automatic.
Instead of saying, “I want to finish my manuscript,” say “I want to write 30 minutes per day.” The second statement comes without the pressure of expectation. You’re just putting yourself in a position for continual inspiration.
Habits trump goals every time. The most prolific writers aren’t the most goal-oriented. They’re built to show up every day and do the work.
5. Tell Yourself You’re Not Good Enough
I once heard a story about a successful real estate agent who was constantly asked about how to break into the industry. He gave them all the same answer, “Don’t get into real estate. You’re not cut out for it.” He gave that answer because he knows it acted as reverse psychology for those who were cut out for it, and filtered out those that weren’t. Try a little reverse psychology on yourself. Try to convince yourself you’re not good enough, and then get offended. Of course you’re good enough! You were born to write. Trick yourself to put a fire in your belly and get inspired.
6. Start a Chain Gang
Buy a calendar. Mark an x on the calendar each time you complete a writing session. When you complete a few days in a row, the x’s start to form a chain. The longer the chain grows, the more inspired you are to keep writing. Picture a calendar with 29 days marked off. You’d almost certainly write on day 30, right? Visuals and imagery are powerful. Seeing a representation of the work you put in will inspire you to keep working.
7. Become the G.O.A.T.
Focus on becoming so great you can’t be ignored. Most writers are worried about what the competition is doing and idolize their favorite writers. Instead, you’ll focus on being so good the competition will start to watch you. Embrace the attitude of Michael Jordan in his first few seasons. He knew the league was going to belong to him before it actually did. He put his head down, did the work, and demolished the competition to become the Greatest of All Time. You can be the same. Put your head down, write, and one day people will say “Who is this?”
8. Take a Dump
Have a bowel movement. I first learned this unusual writing tip from James Altucher. He says if your body isn’t “clear,” your mind won’t be either. You may also come up with some interesting ideas while you’re, erm, indisposed.
9. Embrace Your Inner Hulk
Get angry. Anger is easy to express. When you’re angry you know exactly why something pisses you off. What pisses you off about the world, your niche, or life in general? Vent your frustrations and the words will pour out.
10. Become a Better Writer Without Becoming a Better Writer
Have you ever seen a professional athlete who’s in a slump? Nothing about his routine changes, he plays with the same quality teammates, and the team is run by the same coaching staff. Later, you find out he was having personal issues and that was the source of his decline.
Look at Tiger Woods. He never recovered from his personal scandal. What does that tell you? It tells you life outside your craft is just as important as practicing it, if not more.
Think about how many aspects of your life can affect your writing. Your diet, exercise routine (or lack thereof), relationships with friends and family, and stress level are a few among many factors influencing your writing. When you lack inspiration for writing, look at other areas of your life. If those aren’t going well, your writing will suffer.
11. Make It Impossible to Edit While You Write
Write with the monitor off or with white text. This is the definition of writing a crappy first draft. When you can’t even look at the words on the screen, you won’t be able to enter into self-editing hell while you’re writing. You’ll let loose and write with reckless abandon. Afterward, you can clean up the carnage and make it pretty.
12. Imagine Your Worst-Case Scenario
Think about the worst-case scenario in terms of your writing career and decide you can handle it. Fortunately, the negative consequences are more emotional than tangible or financial in terms of things like writing a book. At the very least, you’re out of a small investment and your ego will get a little dent. You can’t sell negative books. Your worst pain will be the feeling of rejection. Although rejection is a tough pill to swallow, you face bigger dangers in life without fail, like getting in a car and driving it, without batting an eye.
13. Start Acting Like a Child
What advice would a five-year-old give you about your writing? Would they tell you to focus hard, create solid outlines, and hit your daily word count? No. They’d tell you to have fun. Remember fun? When you were a child, you only cared about exploration. You didn’t waste time worrying about the future. The present was all you knew. I get it. You have “big dreams,” but if you take yourself too seriously, writing will get rote. If you’re feeling stuck trying to edit your manuscript, write something ridiculous. Write something totally unrelated to your niche for pure fun with no intention of publishing it. Act like a child and watch your curiosity and creativity flourish.
14. Dumb It Down
Stop trying to sound smart. Once you realize you don’t have to write with tons of flowery language and words that could be replaced with simpler words, writing gets easier. People enjoy straightforward writing better anyway.
15. Make Money Your Muse
Take writing jobs as a freelancer if you’re looking to get writing without having to come up with your own ideas. As a freelancer you’ll work within the guidelines of what your client wants. This offers the benefit of money, plus you’ll develop a writing habit along the way.
16. Use your 9-to-5 to Fuel Your 5-to-9
Scott Adams, most known for his cartoon strip Dilbert, used real-life experiences from his job as inspiration for his work. Charles Bukowski wrote a novel loosely based on his own experiences as a post office employee. Even mundane jobs like these can inspire you to write something interesting about them. Some say you should write what you know. What do you know better than the activity you perform 40 hours per week?
17. Discover the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Create an immaculate space for your writing. A cluttered environment clutters the mind. When you’re in a clean space, you can feel it. That feeling can translate into a calm and focused state of mind while writing.
18. Don’t Believe the Myth
Remember this phrase from Jerry Seinfeld: “Writer’s block is just a made-up excuse for not doing your work.”
19. Sign Your Life Away
Create a contract with yourself. Make an actual signed document stating what you’re going to accomplish with your writing and place it somewhere prominent.
Imagine you’re sitting down to write and you look up to see an agreement you made with yourself, not just mentally, but physically. Wouldn’t that inspire you to hold to your commitment?
These little “nudges” might seem trivial on their own, but combining them changes your environment and makes it more conducive to productivity and creativity.
20. Make Your Writing Career a Family Affair
Communicate your goals with your family and friends. Writing takes up time, and if you’re not clear about your intentions, your spouse or loved ones can start to resent and even become jealous of your writing. Let them know it’s important to you, set boundaries for when you’ll write, and when you’re not writing make sure you’re 100 percent off, meaning you’re spending time with the people you love and not in your head.
21. Get Meta
Write about how you feel about your writing. One of the most successful posts I’ve ever written talked about my struggles with writing. It was meant to be a venting session, but I realized it was worth sharing. Like anger, frustration leads to expression.
22. Converse to Create
If you listen carefully, the conversations you have with other people can inspire you to take something they’ve said and run with it. Listen intently, and see if there’s anything in your dialogue that sparks interest or could be used as a writing topic. Cormac McCarthy said he used actual conversations with his son in the bestselling novel The Road.
23. When Inspiration Fails, Try Desperation
Turn your pain into passion. If you feel the dull monotony of sitting in a cubicle every day pushing papers, working in a factory on the assembly line, or any other job that isn’t being a full-time writer, use that desperation as fuel. Sometimes inspiration isn’t enough. Sometimes you have to get fed up to do the work.
24. WWJD
Ask yourself, “What would Jon do?” If you’ve been following Jon Morrow’s work for any amount of time, you know he has a no-excuses attitude and is driven to succeed. Would Jon give up on a writing session if he wasn’t “feeling it?” Would Jon cry in the corner about someone leaving a negative comment on his blog post? When in doubt, do what Jon does and bang out 1,000 words per day no matter what.
25. Create to Connect
It’s easy to get caught up in numbers — how many subscribers you have, how many views your website gets per month, and how many comments you receive — but remember, you’re writing for real people. Even if you have just a few readers, get to know them. Send out an email to your tribe telling them they can each get 15 minutes on the phone with you to talk shop.  Add prompts to your blog posts to encourage readers to share their lives with you. When you create with the intention of connecting with other human beings, it inspires you to work that much harder, because you can feel the person on the other end of the screen.
26. Become the CEO of You, Inc.
Come up with a name for your publishing company. Perhaps you don’t have to go as far as creating an LLC, but do something to establish what you do as an actual career and not just a hobby. If it means spending $25 to get business cards printed, so be it. Something in your mind has to transition into feeling and acting like a pro.
27. Don’t Follow in the Footsteps of Great Writers
Let go of your need to be the next great author. When you compare yourself to the likes of Hemingway, Plath, or Murakami,  it’s hard not to get discouraged about your own writing. Focus on becoming the best writer you can be. There are plenty of successful — and financially independent — writers who aren’t legends, but are pretty damn good. Become pretty damn good.
28. Do the Math
Remind yourself: each time you sit down to write you’re ahead of 99 percent of other aspiring writers. Most people do nothing. They talk, wish, and wonder. The mere fact that your fingers are touching that keyboard makes you special.
Inspire yourself by reminding yourself you’re part of an exclusive club — the doers. I get inspired when I realize the steps I’ve already made go way beyond those of most people. Once your foot is in the door, step all the way through.
29. Answer Random Questions from Total Strangers
Answer questions on Quora. Users on Quora ask questions about topics ranging from personal development to health to what Kim Kardashian’s favorite color is. Other users on Quora answer these questions. Many authors and bloggers use Quora to practice their writing by answering questions. You’re also allowed to leave links in your Quora responses, and many people drive traffic back to their websites through using Quora.
30. Get Zen, Then Pen
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning before I write. When you wake up, you usually start the day feeling anxious. The practice of meditation helps relieve stress and clears your mind of negative thoughts. You’ll feel refreshed before you pen your first word.
The headspace app comes with a series of guided meditations you can use to start fresh every day.
Leo Babauta of Zen Habits has a great introductory post on how to form a daily meditation habit. He also happens to be one of the most prolific and successful bloggers in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
31. Choose Quantity Over Quality
Write ten ideas per day around your writing. They could be ideas for new blog posts, book titles, and book sections or chapters. By the end of the year, you’ll have 3,650 ideas. Most of them will suck, some will be good, and a few will be amazing. Your creative muscles will be strong, and you’ll have endless material to write about.
32. Teach an Old Draft New Tricks
Revise an old piece of writing. This has a two-fold benefit. First, you’ll realize how much you’ve grown since writing that piece, which will give you the confidence to know you’ll improve in the future. Second, if you really add some beef to it, you’ll have a brand new piece of writing to share with the world.
33. Surround Yourself with Great Work
I once visited an art museum that had a photography section. It was filled with famous photos of famous people by famous photographers. I lost complete track of time and was immersed in the photos. When I left the display, I felt almost dizzy. That day, I went home and wrote a couple thousand words in a way that seemed effortless. Seeing great art in other forms can inspire you to create great work yourself. Visit a gallery, go to an opera, or watch a play. Feel the passion and inspiration from the artists you just watched, and use it in your own writing.
34. Put a Pot of Gold at the End of Your Rainbow
Setting goals doesn’t often work. The reason why they don’t work is because we don’t like to work! We want results. It’s why workout DVDs are called Beach Body or Six Pack Abs in Six Weeks instead of Exercise Regimen for your Core. You know you’ll have to do the work, but the results are what compel you to get started. Create statements around the rewards you’ll reap from your writing and the results you want, e.g., “Writing my book will give me the money, attention, and sense of accomplishment I’ve always longed for. ” When you think of setting goals and building habits in terms of  the rewards they’ll afford you, you’re more likely to follow through.
35. Drink Rocket Fuel to Skyrocket Your Inspiration
Drink coffee. Coffee has fueled the creative inspiration of writers for centuries. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to write well without it.
36. Journey into the Wild
Go for a walk in nature. There’s an odd connection between walking and inspiration. There’s something about wandering about that stirs up random thoughts in your mind. Ideas come to you when you aren’t so focused on them. A walk in nature will distract you with its beauty enough to make room for the muse to sneak up on you.
37. Switch Your Scenery
Imagine you’re lying back in a hammock in Bali.  You’re surrounded by warm weather and a fresh breeze with a coconut by your side to sip on. You also have your laptop in your lap. That sounds like an inspiring environment to me. There has long been a link between travel and writing. Seeing new parts of the world is inspiring in and of itself, plus it will surely give you new material to write about as well. And even if you can’t make a physical trip, just spending a few minutes visualizing an exotic destination can provide valuable writing inspiration.
38. Devour People’s Brains
Read. Read. Read. You can’t be a great writer without being a great reader. Read a wide range of material. If you write non-fiction, sprinkle some fiction into your reading and vice versa. Reading widely opens new doors in your brain and helps you make odd connections between ideas.
I just finished my second book. I pulled and wove in ideas from billionaires, dead Roman emperors, and Harvard psychologists. I didn’t go searching for the information. I conjured it from the recesses of my mind while writing, because I’ve read 100 books in the past two years. It’s like Neo in the Matrix where he “downloads” the ability to fight in Kung Fu style.
With reading, you can “download” hundreds or thousands of years of human experience and use it at your disposal.
39. Write in This Insanely Inspiring Environment
Write in a bookstore. Writing in an environment surrounded with words is inspiring. Go to your favorite section and browse the titles. Seeing the names on book covers will cause you to picture your name on your first or next book, and you’ll be ready to pen your masterpiece.
40. Put a Gun to Your Head
I submit guest post pitches to various blogs before I feel ready to write them. Once my pitches get accepted, I can’t quit. As you know, it’s a big no-no to flake on a guest blog owner, and I’d never want to ruin my reputation. Finding situations that force your hand can keep you from sitting on the fence.
41. Search for Instant Inspiration
A quick Google search can give you inspiration by spoon-feeding you endless ideas for your writing. If you’re stuck on a topic to write about, do a search about your subject and run with the results. You don’t have to come up with new ideas by yourself all the time. You don’t even have to use the ideas you find to create a finished result. The process could serve the purpose of getting your fingers moving, which is the most important step.
42. Chase the Muse
Inspiration can be tricky to capture. To maximize your chances of spotting the muse, come up with clever traps. For example, you can come up with a writing problem you’re trying to solve right before bed, let it stir in your subconscious mind while you sleep, and wake yourself up in the middle of the night and jot down what comes to mind in your hazy subconscious state. You can set prompts on your phone to randomly write whatever comes to mind at the exact time. Carry a pen and paper with you everywhere you go to capture ideas as they come. It seems mechanical, but careful planning can inspire you to create more.
43. Star in Your Own Montage
Visualize yourself putting in the work it takes to become a great writer. Visualizing the type of outcome you want is effective, but visualizing becoming the type of person capable of achieving those outcomes is even more powerful. Take a few minutes every day and visualize yourself being in a state of flow and writing effortlessly. It’s like picturing yourself hitting the game-winning shot. If you can see it, you can believe it.
44. Find a Tango Partner
Find a writing partner to keep you accountable. Working with someone who’s “in the trenches” like you will help both of you inspire each other. There’s strength in numbers.
45. Find Inspiration in Your Rearview Mirror
We’ve all had moments in life we cherish. Why not use those moments as inspiration for your writing? If you’re feeling stuck, try to remember an amazing moment in your life — time spent with your children, a vacation you went on, your wedding day — and write about that. The moment will inspire you to write because the moment itself is inspiring. If it was a pivotal moment in your life, you can recall how you felt and what the atmosphere was like.
46. Eviscerate Your Excuses
Find examples to eliminate your excuses. The undisputed heavyweight champion of blogging, our very own Jon Morrow, isn’t able to use his hands, and has written blog posts read by millions. Stephen Hawking moves his cheek muscles to write. You have writer’s block? Boo hoo.  
If seeing examples of people with legitimate obstacles thriving at what you do doesn’t inspire you, I don’t know what will. You’ve been blessed in one way or another. Regardless of what you don’t have, you have something someone else would kill for. Be grateful and use your gratitude as a well of inspiration to create.
47. Join a Local Gang
If one partner isn’t enough, you can join groups of writers to increase the effectiveness of group support. I’m part of a local writers’ club where we meet in person, and I’m a member of an online community of writers. We share insights and tips, and keep each other motivated.
48. Fake Your Own Death
Write your obituary. This exercise provides a two-fold benefit. First, you’re putting words on the page. Second, you’re thinking about the type of legacy you want to leave. My guess is you want “renown writer,” or at least “writer,” somewhere in the description. It will remind you of your ultimate mission and the fact you’ll regret it if you fail to follow through. As best-selling author Stephen Covey says, “Begin with the end in mind.”
49. Tune In to Tune Out Writer’s Block
Listening to music boosts your effectiveness in many areas such as exercise. It’s also a great tool to inspire your writing, as long as you don’t make it a distraction. Some writers have been known to play the same song on repeat while they write, saying it gives them a calming sense and the music fades to the background while they write. Music has been known to “set the mood” in more ways than one. Pick an inspiring song and let it inspire you to write.
50. Choose the Opinion You Like Best
Have you ever looked at the same piece of writing at different times and had two different opinions?
We’re quick to look at the negative opinions of ourselves and our work and believe them to be true. We accept negativity with alarming ease. Our mind can just as easily believe the good things we tell ourselves about ourselves. The next time you swing between both opinions of your writing, choose the one that inspires you. It’s okay to toot your own horn (in your mind) when you’ve penned some damn fine words. In fact, you should do it every time you feel good about your writing to keep the inspiration going.
51. Let Your Fingers Do the Talking
Get your fingers moving. The act of typing itself can lead to a flow state and productive writing. Sometimes I’ll start by typing “I don’t know what to write about,” just to get my fingers moving. The staring at the blank page without typing contributes to writer’s block.
52. Get Back in Touch with Your “Why”
Remember your why. Did you get into writing because you wanted to improve people’s lives? Do you have interesting stories to share? Do you want to entertain people? Go back to the source of inspiration that made you want to write in the first place. Revisit it often.
53. Find Writing Inspiration in Dark Places
Life throws curve balls at you. While you can’t avoid certain situations from happening to you, you can use them as sources of inspiration to create.
In an extreme example, Viktor Frankl used his experience in a Nazi death camp as inspiration to help others through his writing with his book Man’s Search for Meaning. You can let negativity overwhelm you, or you can use your experiences to inspire yourself in a cathartic way through your words.
54. Remember that Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Have you ever had a loved one go on an extended trip? When they come back, you’re overjoyed to see them, and you cherish the moments you have together a little bit more than usual. Why not create instant inspiration by doing the same with something you wrote?
Take a draft you’ve worked hard on and “lock it away” for a week or two before you revise or add to it. If you distance yourself from it for a bit, you’ll be inspired to jump back into a relationship with it, just like a loved one coming back from their trip.
55. Look Back and See How Far You’ve Come
Think about something that was once hard for you to do, but you now find easy. When you’re struggling to put together an introduction, edit the chaff from your sentences, or transition between points, remember that practicing these things will lead to a point where it becomes second nature.
56. Picture Your Name on a Best-Selling Book
If you’ve never written a book before, go on Canva and create a cover for an imaginary book and put your name on it. Stare at it and imagine how it will feel to have a published book with your name on it in the future. The first time I held a copy of something I created, I was euphoric. I continue to chase that feeling each time I write.
57. Let Life Inspire Art
Many imagine successful writers as people locked up in cabins with typewriters, toiling away at their work in isolation until they resurface with their manuscripts. Some of the best writers, like Hemingway, spent as much time living and adventuring as they did writing. If you want to make your writing more interesting, make your life more interesting. If you’re feeling frustrated, step out into the world, enjoy it, and let your experiences compel you to write again.
58. Keep Your Eye on the Prize
Enter a writing contest. Writing contests often pay for top prize winners. There’s one incentive.
The popular writing blog The Write Practice hosts writing contests multiple times per day. During its most recent contest, the blog partnered with Short Fiction Break, which displayed every single piece submitted to the contest. They encouraged writers in the contest to comment on each other’s pieces and get to know each other, which created a hotbed of inspiration.
Knowing you’re a part of something larger than yourself can be inspiring. Use a writing contest to show the world what you’ve got.
59. Act Like a Hollywood Script Doctor
Rewrite a dissatisfying ending of a popular movie or book. It’ll get you in the mood to write because you’re familiar with the subject matter. If you have the gall to rewrite a popular story, you should be confident enough to create your own.
60. Don’t Fall into the Routine Trap
Write when you’re most creative. You don’t have to be a morning person to write well.
Some people are more creative at eleven at night. Blindly copying routines that don’t suit you is a surefire way to fail. Create an environment and schedule that aligns with your strengths.
61. Make a Creative Pilgrimage
This may seem a bit drastic, but moving to another city can inspire you to be more creative. In his book Where Good Ideas Come From, Stephen Johnson claims that moving to a more populated city fosters creativity through “superlinear scaling,” which is a fancy way of saying that the more people you’re exposed to, the more creative you are. Maybe you’re not in a position to move, but if you’re young and mobile, perhaps you should take your talents to the Big Apple or out West.
62. Exercise Your Neurons
Your brain needs exercise like any other part of your body. If you’re not feeling inspired, try playing some games that involve words. Hitting a triple word score in Scrabble can remind you of your writing prowess. The education company Lumosity has a line of brain games that help you increase your vocabulary.
One of my inspirations for writing is the words themselves. I was one of the weird kids who looked forward to vocabulary tests, because new words excited me and stimulated my brain. Play brain games with words to inspire yourself to pen them.
63. Cast Yourself Away
Go on a thinking retreat. Bring books to read, but no electronics. Spend time alone to be with your thoughts and consider what steps you want to take in your writing career. Bill Gates does this for two weeks every year to crystallize his vision for Microsoft’s future as well as his charity foundation. You’re not a billionaire with unlimited free time, so a day or two will suffice.
64. Use These Two Words as Inspiration
Interesting questions lead to interesting answers. Many of the best pieces of writing started with the phrase, “What if?” Use hypothetical questions to inspire new ideas. For example, you could ask, “What if I wrote a piece saying the exact opposite of what most people believe about _____?” or “What if we lived in a world where everyone was bluntly honest all the time?” These types of questions create open-ended areas to explore, giving you new material to think about and write about.
65. When in Doubt, Ship
Seth Godin has written 18 books, and has been quoted as saying, “I feel like a fraud as I read you this, as I brush my teeth, and every time I go on stage. This is part of the human condition. Accept it. Now what?”
Other creative people like Neil Gaiman and Tina Fey have reported feeling the same way, regardless of the amount of work they’ve put into the world.
What’s the difference between them and the people who let their inspiration die? They ship.
They put their work into the world regardless of how they felt about it, and it paid off. If they can create while plagued with doubt, so can you.
Look far and wide for examples of successful writers and you’ll find one common denominator — shipping. Let their stories inspire you to do the same.
66. Let Technology Lend a Helping Hand
Use idea-generating tools from companies like Hubspot and Portent’s Content. With ready-made ideas and headlines, you should have everything you need to get started.
67. Be a Little Creepy
Have you ever looked at a couple across the room at a restaurant and wondered what their lives were like? Have you ever walked past an older person at the park and thought about what crazy experiences they’ve had? People-watching can be great inspiration for writing. You can observe people you don’t know, and let the mystery of their lives inspire you to write a story about what they could be like. It’s part writing exercise, yes, but knowing you can draw material from anywhere is inspiring.
68. Eat a Sh** Sandwich
Charles Bukowski once said, “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
He was referring to what many, including bestselling author Elizabeth Gilbert, call a “shit sandwich.”
If you don’t love something enough to go through pain for it, you don’t really love it. Your shit sandwich is the one thing you cherish so much you can endure for it. How is that inspiring? Well, if you’re capable of going through heartache for something, it has an inspiring quality drawing you to do so, or else you wouldn’t do it.
Is writing your shit sandwich? If so, get really hungry, because life is going to give you an all-you-can-eat buffet.
69. Say “Hi, My Name Is _____”
Attend a conference for writers in your niche. You have to be careful with conferences because they’re a waste of time if you go without any predefined goals, but they’re great for meeting industry insiders and the atmosphere of the event will make you want to perform well when you get home.
70. Go to the Source
Reach out to your favorite writers and ask for advice. Many people do this, but they do it the wrong way. First, send them a message simply thanking them for the work they’ve done and leave it at that. Tell them how you’ve implemented something they’ve taught you. After your initial outreach, come back later and ask a specific question regarding a situation. Don’t just say “let me pick your brain.” Most are willing to help if they’re not too busy. Some won’t respond, but others will. Use their words as inspiration, follow up with their advice, and let them know when you’ve implemented it.
71. Get Yourself Some Education
Take an online course on writing. I took Smart Blogger’s Guest Blogging Certification Program. Before taking the course, I wouldn’t have had the guts to pitch big-name blogs. I thought they were “off limits.” Seeing examples of people who went through the course, some of whom built million dollar businesses with the course being the catalyst for their growth, inspired me to level up my game.
Finding the right online courses by the right instructors makes a world of difference. Having a laid-out blueprint for success gives you confidence to follow through with the steps required to build something valuable.
72. Pat Yourself on the Back
Take a piece of writing you’ve done and evaluate it based solely on what you like about it. Even if it’s just one sentence. Find something to highlight as inspiration to keep writing in the future.
73. Follow The Artist’s Way
Use stream-of-consciousness writing like Julia Cameron’s famed morning pages to get your creative juices flowing. Many writers swear to this strategy, saying it unlocks the creativity hidden in their subconscious minds.
74. Find Inspiration in Everyday Heroes
I once listened to a podcast by serial self-publishing author Steve Scott. He was recapping the strategies from his latest book launch, which resulted in $60,000 in royalties. Hearing his story was inspiring because he isn’t Malcolm Gladwell. He started self-publishing books and kept doing it until he figured out how to become one of the best. He’s what you would call an ordinary person doing something extraordinary in the publishing world. There are many examples of self-published authors you can use as inspiration. Find them on Amazon and read their stories. Once you know it’s possible to make a killing without the gatekeepers, you’ll be inspired to do it yourself.
75. Embrace Your Inner Barbara Walters
Interview people in your niche about a topic you’re interested in. Creating profiles of other people might seem less daunting than coming up with a topic from scratch. You can use their stories in your books or blog posts.
76. Dare to Be Different
Embrace your inner weirdo. Your idiosyncrasies and strange ideas are what make you you. Don’t be afraid to show them. The more personality you put into your writing, the better.
77. Throw Your Big Hairy Goals in the Garbage
When I encounter someone who has a puffed-up chest and talks about what they’re going to do, I know they’re going to fail. Most “grand missions” end abruptly. To stay inspired, gain momentum. To gain momentum, create the smallest goals possible. Your brain likes to “win.” If you set laughably achievable goals and succeed, your brain equates it with making progress. A series of small wins is better than no wins.
For example, if your goal is to write 250 words per day, and you reach it every day for a week, it will inspire you to either write at the same pace again or up your word count. If instead, you’d started out by setting a goal of writing 1,000 words per day, you could’ve gotten discouraged and quit. The first goal inspires you to continue, while the second is demotivating.
78. Stop When You Hit the Sweet Spot
Cut your writing short right when you’re in the groove. Pick up where you left off the next day. You’ll be inspired to dive back into the page because you’ll have been thinking about where you left off.
79. Sleep with the Enemy
Make friends with fear. The sooner you stop expecting fear to go away, the better off you’ll be. Remind yourself that fear is a sign of you doing something amazing with your life — something most others won’t do.
Fear is the enemy of inspiration, but thriving in spite of your fear is inspiring. If you’re afraid of being criticized, hit publish anyway and feel inspired from overcoming the hurdle. If you fear your writing won’t be captivating, press through and ship, because one day you’ll write something people will love.
Action is the best deterrent to fear, but it never erases it. Each step you take forward alongside your fear will inspire you to do it again and again.
80. Bore Yourself to Death
You stare at the blank page and nothing comes to mind. You feel blank and stuck. You’re bored. Good. Boredom filters out the pretenders from the contenders. Sometimes inspiration won’t sneak up on you until you stop looking for it. If you stop trying to force the situation and let the words come to you, they’ll come. Those writing sessions where you’d normally quit after ten minutes of boredom may bring a creative breakthrough at the eleventh minute.
81. Literally Write for One Person
The idea of writing for one person has been offered time and time again, but what if you went into insane detail about the person you’re writing for?
Instead of writing for “a member of your target audience,” come up with a customer avatar even an experienced marketer would find a bit obsessive.
Something like:
“Mary Elle Christiansen is a forty-year-old woman with two children — Jeremiah, 14, and Deanna, 11. She lives in Cranston, Rhode Island. Every morning after dropping the kids off to work she visits her favorite breakfast spot, Harriet’s Kitchen, and has a pecan maple danish with a Venti caramel iced macchiato — with an extra “half pump” of caramel.
After her meal, she settles in, opens her computer, and writes. She’s working on a memoir. Her late husband, Jim, was an air force veteran. She was an air force wife. Her entire family traveled the world together, moving from base to base. The constant motion was turbulent at times, but Mary was a supportive wife through and through. She wouldn’t be happy if her husband wasn’t. After Jim died — during a tragic flight exercise gone wrong — Mary was left with a large life insurance settlement, a pit of loneliness in her stomach, and an unrealized dream of becoming a writer she suppressed for her family. It’s just her, her children, and her laptop now.“
  It wouldn’t be hard for me to write a blog post to inspire Mary Elle. Get insanely specific about who you’re writing for to the point of absurdity, and get inspired to benefit that person’s life.
82. Have an Affair
Many of the world’s most successful creators had extra hobbies that had nothing to do with their main craft. Try drawing, playing music, or making pottery. Take time to express yourself creatively without writing. Creativity fuels you regardless of its source. Add some creative gasoline to your tank to use in your writing.
83. Create a Monster in Your Lab
If you’ve been writing for a while, you have a hefty list of unfinished drafts. Instead of discarding them for good, you can find inspiration by taking pieces of each unfinished post to build a “Frankenstein piece.”
84. Don’t Trust the Opinions of Losers
Fear of ridicule kills inspiration. If you’re worried about what a reader will think of you, consider this question from the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius: “You want praise from people who kick themselves every 15 minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves?” People who don’t even think highly of themselves don’t have the right to hold a negative opinion about your work.
Get your inspiration back by seeing “trolls” for what they really are — people who hate their own lives so much they want to criticise what you do in yours.
85. Stop Telling Yourself You’re a Writer
Stop only identifying with being a writer. If your identity is closely tied to being a writer, you’ll take your failure in writing as cracks in your personal character. You write, yes, but you do lots of other things, too.
86. Turn Trials into Triumph
You know what’s more inspiring than believing you can overcome obstacles? Actually overcoming them, because knowing you have the strength to do it inspires you to do it again.
Most writers fail because they avoid difficulty. Most don’t grasp the hidden inspiration in defeat. When a team loses by one point in the championship, they work even harder the next season, because they know they’re on the cusp of victory.
When a piece you write gets rejected, get inspired to prove the editor wrong. When your blog post or book falls flat on its face, get inspired to write ten times better the next time.
Real inspiration isn’t warm, fuzzy, and cute. The truly inspired are gritty, tenacious, and walk directly into the flames of disappointment and setbacks.
87. Con Your Way to Success
Become an impostor. Impostor syndrome is the feeling of being a fake, phony, or fraud who doesn’t deserve success. A great remedy for impostor syndrome is embracing the idea of being one. Write under your guise of falsehood. Realize nobody knows exactly what they’re talking about, and give up your need for appearances. Fake it till you make it.
88. Appreciate the Fortunate Timing of Your Birth
Consider the fact it’s ten times easier to become a successful writer than it used to be. A few decades ago, to get published you needed to throw your needle into the haystack of the publishing world and hope someone discovered you. Now you can publish your own books. With the click of a button, your words can potentially reach millions of people. Technology has empowered us all. I call this the excuse-free era because there are more opportunities than ever to find exposure.
89. Realize You’ve Already Put in “10,000 Hours”
Think of how much writing you’ve done in your life. From papers in school, to emails, to social media updates — you write all the time. When you focus on building a writing career, it’s more of a focused effort, but it’s writing just the same. Remember how much you effortlessly write in other areas of your life, and take some pressure off the writing you do for an audience.
90. Make a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Focus on doing one thing a little better each time you write. If you only get one percent better every day, you’ll be 37 times better by the end of the year.
Growth in writing is exponential, not linear, which means your practice won’t just make you better little by little. One day, after several weeks and months of getting better inch by inch, your skills will explode. You’ll enter a higher plane of creativity and the words will come out of you as if possessed by a wordsmith demon who scorches the keyboard with its fingers.
91. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Making an investment in your writing inspires you to create because it shows you’re serious. Being an “amateur,” isn’t always inspiring, but “turning pro” is.
How do you turn pro? You do the work, but you also treat your writing like a business instead of just a hobby. Making financial investments in your craft inspires you to live up to the image you create for yourself.
A telltale sign of someone who isn’t serious about their writing is a lack of willingness to spend money. Invest in tools to grow your website. Invest in your writing education. Invest in tools to create high-quality books. The more you invest, the more you’ll feel invested in your work.
92. Stop Robbing the World of Your Creativity
Think about your readers. What if the scientist who was meant to cure cancer decided medical school was too hard? She isn’t only robbing herself, but the world. Your writing belongs to your readers. Your words can help educate, entertain, and inspire people. I once had a reader comment on a lull I had between blog posts. They were relying on my words to help their career. Your words matter, and we need them.
93. Pay Your Debt
Earlier we talked about the idea that your writing isn’t for you, but for other people. This is true, but at the same time remind yourself that you owe yourself. Sure, writing can be a bit of a slog at times, but you owe it to yourself to push through the pain and see what’s on the other side, especially if you’ve already invested time into your writing career. Don’t let what you’ve done go to waste.
94. Harness the Curious Power of Envy
Have you ever been jealous of another writer for their accomplishments? You can use your envy as fuel to inspire yourself to improve. Oftentimes when I see someone else do something I want to do but haven’t done, I turn my envy into curiosity. After seeing green for a bit, I think to myself, “How did they do it?” Then I trace their steps and reverse-engineer what they’ve done. I’ve used this strategy to get featured on popular blogs, come up with headlines for blog posts, and add more substance to my work. Don’t just get jealous, get better.
95. Hit the Reset Button
I once wrote 15,000 words of a book and quit. I just wasn’t feeling it. I struggled over the words over and over again, but the project just didn’t seem like a good fit. I started over completely and wrote my second book. The experience of having a fresh start was inspiring because I was re-energized with new material. You don’t want to fall into the perfectionist trap, but you can inspire yourself by carefully choosing when to start over.
96. Create Your Own Turning Point
In every book or movie, there’s the moment where the unassuming protagonist takes the call to adventure. For most of her life, she’d been somewhat of a nobody, but opportunity arises, and she finally begins the chapter of her life that changes everything.
Will this moment happen in one instant for you? Maybe not. But you can embrace the idea of taking action and starting your journey today. Get inspired by the moment, or the idea that life is fleeting. Dig dip inside yourself and conjure up whatever energy is inside you and make today the day that’s different.
97. Curate an Inspiration “Museum”
We come across inspiring material all the time, whether they’re quotes, places we visit, pieces of art, or experiences we have. What if you created a place to document and store all of this inspiration, so you could use it later in your writing? This could be in a form of a journal or scrapbook where you collect inspiring ideas. You could keep track of things you’ve thought to yourself or heard from other people that inspire you. When your creative well runs dry, you can look to your journal for the jump-start you need.
98. Set a Finish Line
With the first book I wrote, I gave myself a specific deadline to publish it. I woke up every day, hammered away at the keyboard with reckless abandon, and looked forward to the last lap.
I relaxed a bit on writing the next book. I told myself I’d get it done without any pressure of a deadline. The result? I worked on it on and off instead of being consistent. I didn’t get back into the swing of writing until I put a deadline on my work again.
Give yourself deadlines for your writing projects. They might seem arbitrary, but deadlines help you stay motivated to push through, and they make you treat your writing like a business instead of a hobby.
99. Boil it Down to This…
Each one of these points ties into the central message behind becoming a great writer. You have to write. Get inspired by your own deep love and need for putting words on the page. You’re the best source of inspiration for yourself. You have the itch, the pull, the call. Use it.
Get Busy Writing, or Get Busy Dying
If you really have the itch to write, it’ll never go away,
You have two options — get inspired and get to work, or let your anxiety and insecurities grow and fester.
I know what it feels like to get stuck between the feeling of knowing you have something important to say and wondering whether you’re cut out for the task at hand.
It’s been two years since I started, and I never imagined I’d be where I am today. The same can happen for you, but not without putting in the work day in and day out until you get what you want.
Remember, whether you write or not, the time will pass anyway.
You are cut out for it.
You can make all of your writing dreams come true.
You got this. Now go.
About the Author: Ayodeji is a writing coach who helps aspiring writers develop the confidence and habits they need to make an impact and and income. Visit his page to get three free writing guides, plus a copy of his bestselling Amazon book.
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99 Ways to Get Inspired to Write
Ugh, it happened again.
Another week or month has passed, and you’ve made zero progress on your writing goals.
Deep down you know your writing is important, but you can’t take consistent action.
What’s really going on here?
The truth is, you don’t feel inspired.
You can’t help but marvel at other writers who do persist, and have a large body of work you can’t even fathom achieving.
How do you get there?
How do you find the inspiration you need to stay the course long enough to become the prolific, popular, and successful writer you dream of becoming?
The Dirty Little Lie You Tell Yourself About Inspiration
If you’re struggling to find inspiration, you might be guilty of “believing in magic” when it comes to your writing career.
People who fail to do the things they say they want to do believe in fairy tales, like this one:
One day, for no reason whatsoever, I will find the ultimate source of inspiration that will carry me through to the end of the writing career rainbow. It will happen in an instant, and I’ll never have to “start over” again.
  They believe successful writers have “made it,” and have no problem staying motivated because they’ve “arrived.”
This couldn’t be further from the truth.
Regardless of how successful you are, there will be days you feel uninspired. In fact, what once seemed like a passion-filled calling can turn into a bit of a slog after a while.
Professional athletes love the game, but they don’t necessarily want to train their bodies every single day.
Business owners love money and recognition, but they don’t necessarily enjoy the process of getting their business off the ground.
You love expressing yourself with words, but you won’t necessarily enjoy each and every writing session.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
You have to learn to inspire yourself every day if you want to turn pro and become a popular author or successful writer. To keep your inspiration fresh, you’ll have to find various unique ways to get inspired.
Fortunately, I have 101 different ideas for writers — use them whenever you’re struggling to turn intention into action.
So here’s how to get inspired to write:
1. Do the One Thing They Always Tell Writers Not to Do
Watch T.V. Some of the best writing in the world can be seen in the scripts of your favorite shows. Pay attention to the dialogue, listen for the clever storytelling methods, and use them in your own writing.
Use the ideas of the show creator and the personalities of the characters to get inspired. Think about what goes through Don Draper’s mind when he writes an ad on Mad Men or the way Carrie Bradshaw wove her own life into her daily column on Sex and the City.
Once I paid attention to the writing in my favorite shows, I drew inspiration from the stories and turned a seemingly useless activity into creative fuel.
2. Read Your Old Love Letters
If you’ve been writing for a while, you must have gotten a compliment or two about your work. Keep a file with positive comments you’ve received about your writing. Whether they’re emails or blog comments, reading over compliments you received and hearing how you’ve helped people will motivate you.
3. Embrace Your Insignificance
Realize the universe doesn’t care about you. Oftentimes, we lack inspiration because of fear. We’re afraid because we feel like the world is waiting for us to fail, like there’s a spotlight shining on our inadequacy. We live on a planet that’s one of billions of planets in one of billions of galaxies, each of which contains billions of stars. In the grand scheme of things, you’re insignificant. Nothing you do “matters,” except that it matters to you. Go for it, because you have nothing to lose.
4. Make the Subtle Shift from Goal-Setting to Habit-Forming
Goals give you inspiration by providing an end point, but habits weave inspiration into the core of your being and make it automatic.
Instead of saying, “I want to finish my manuscript,” say “I want to write 30 minutes per day.” The second statement comes without the pressure of expectation. You’re just putting yourself in a position for continual inspiration.
Habits trump goals every time. The most prolific writers aren’t the most goal-oriented. They’re built to show up every day and do the work.
5. Tell Yourself You’re Not Good Enough
I once heard a story about a successful real estate agent who was constantly asked about how to break into the industry. He gave them all the same answer, “Don’t get into real estate. You’re not cut out for it.” He gave that answer because he knows it acted as reverse psychology for those who were cut out for it, and filtered out those that weren’t. Try a little reverse psychology on yourself. Try to convince yourself you’re not good enough, and then get offended. Of course you’re good enough! You were born to write. Trick yourself to put a fire in your belly and get inspired.
6. Start a Chain Gang
Buy a calendar. Mark an x on the calendar each time you complete a writing session. When you complete a few days in a row, the x’s start to form a chain. The longer the chain grows, the more inspired you are to keep writing. Picture a calendar with 29 days marked off. You’d almost certainly write on day 30, right? Visuals and imagery are powerful. Seeing a representation of the work you put in will inspire you to keep working.
7. Become the G.O.A.T.
Focus on becoming so great you can’t be ignored. Most writers are worried about what the competition is doing and idolize their favorite writers. Instead, you’ll focus on being so good the competition will start to watch you. Embrace the attitude of Michael Jordan in his first few seasons. He knew the league was going to belong to him before it actually did. He put his head down, did the work, and demolished the competition to become the Greatest of All Time. You can be the same. Put your head down, write, and one day people will say “Who is this?”
8. Take a Dump
Have a bowel movement. I first learned this unusual writing tip from James Altucher. He says if your body isn’t “clear,” your mind won’t be either. You may also come up with some interesting ideas while you’re, erm, indisposed.
9. Embrace Your Inner Hulk
Get angry. Anger is easy to express. When you’re angry you know exactly why something pisses you off. What pisses you off about the world, your niche, or life in general? Vent your frustrations and the words will pour out.
10. Become a Better Writer Without Becoming a Better Writer
Have you ever seen a professional athlete who’s in a slump? Nothing about his routine changes, he plays with the same quality teammates, and the team is run by the same coaching staff. Later, you find out he was having personal issues and that was the source of his decline.
Look at Tiger Woods. He never recovered from his personal scandal. What does that tell you? It tells you life outside your craft is just as important as practicing it, if not more.
Think about how many aspects of your life can affect your writing. Your diet, exercise routine (or lack thereof), relationships with friends and family, and stress level are a few among many factors influencing your writing. When you lack inspiration for writing, look at other areas of your life. If those aren’t going well, your writing will suffer.
11. Make It Impossible to Edit While You Write
Write with the monitor off or with white text. This is the definition of writing a crappy first draft. When you can’t even look at the words on the screen, you won’t be able to enter into self-editing hell while you’re writing. You’ll let loose and write with reckless abandon. Afterward, you can clean up the carnage and make it pretty.
12. Imagine Your Worst-Case Scenario
Think about the worst-case scenario in terms of your writing career and decide you can handle it. Fortunately, the negative consequences are more emotional than tangible or financial in terms of things like writing a book. At the very least, you’re out of a small investment and your ego will get a little dent. You can’t sell negative books. Your worst pain will be the feeling of rejection. Although rejection is a tough pill to swallow, you face bigger dangers in life without fail, like getting in a car and driving it, without batting an eye.
13. Start Acting Like a Child
What advice would a five-year-old give you about your writing? Would they tell you to focus hard, create solid outlines, and hit your daily word count? No. They’d tell you to have fun. Remember fun? When you were a child, you only cared about exploration. You didn’t waste time worrying about the future. The present was all you knew. I get it. You have “big dreams,” but if you take yourself too seriously, writing will get rote. If you’re feeling stuck trying to edit your manuscript, write something ridiculous. Write something totally unrelated to your niche for pure fun with no intention of publishing it. Act like a child and watch your curiosity and creativity flourish.
14. Dumb It Down
Stop trying to sound smart. Once you realize you don’t have to write with tons of flowery language and words that could be replaced with simpler words, writing gets easier. People enjoy straightforward writing better anyway.
15. Make Money Your Muse
Take writing jobs as a freelancer if you’re looking to get writing without having to come up with your own ideas. As a freelancer you’ll work within the guidelines of what your client wants. This offers the benefit of money, plus you’ll develop a writing habit along the way.
16. Use your 9-to-5 to Fuel Your 5-to-9
Scott Adams, most known for his cartoon strip Dilbert, used real-life experiences from his job as inspiration for his work. Charles Bukowski wrote a novel loosely based on his own experiences as a post office employee. Even mundane jobs like these can inspire you to write something interesting about them. Some say you should write what you know. What do you know better than the activity you perform 40 hours per week?
17. Discover the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Create an immaculate space for your writing. A cluttered environment clutters the mind. When you’re in a clean space, you can feel it. That feeling can translate into a calm and focused state of mind while writing.
18. Don’t Believe the Myth
Remember this phrase from Jerry Seinfeld: “Writer’s block is just a made-up excuse for not doing your work.”
19. Sign Your Life Away
Create a contract with yourself. Make an actual signed document stating what you’re going to accomplish with your writing and place it somewhere prominent.
Imagine you’re sitting down to write and you look up to see an agreement you made with yourself, not just mentally, but physically. Wouldn’t that inspire you to hold to your commitment?
These little “nudges” might seem trivial on their own, but combining them changes your environment and makes it more conducive to productivity and creativity.
20. Make Your Writing Career a Family Affair
Communicate your goals with your family and friends. Writing takes up time, and if you’re not clear about your intentions, your spouse or loved ones can start to resent and even become jealous of your writing. Let them know it’s important to you, set boundaries for when you’ll write, and when you’re not writing make sure you’re 100 percent off, meaning you’re spending time with the people you love and not in your head.
21. Get Meta
Write about how you feel about your writing. One of the most successful posts I’ve ever written talked about my struggles with writing. It was meant to be a venting session, but I realized it was worth sharing. Like anger, frustration leads to expression.
22. Converse to Create
If you listen carefully, the conversations you have with other people can inspire you to take something they’ve said and run with it. Listen intently, and see if there’s anything in your dialogue that sparks interest or could be used as a writing topic. Cormac McCarthy said he used actual conversations with his son in the bestselling novel The Road.
23. When Inspiration Fails, Try Desperation
Turn your pain into passion. If you feel the dull monotony of sitting in a cubicle every day pushing papers, working in a factory on the assembly line, or any other job that isn’t being a full-time writer, use that desperation as fuel. Sometimes inspiration isn’t enough. Sometimes you have to get fed up to do the work.
24. WWJD
Ask yourself, “What would Jon do?” If you’ve been following Jon Morrow’s work for any amount of time, you know he has a no-excuses attitude and is driven to succeed. Would Jon give up on a writing session if he wasn’t “feeling it?” Would Jon cry in the corner about someone leaving a negative comment on his blog post? When in doubt, do what Jon does and bang out 1,000 words per day no matter what.
25. Create to Connect
It’s easy to get caught up in numbers — how many subscribers you have, how many views your website gets per month, and how many comments you receive — but remember, you’re writing for real people. Even if you have just a few readers, get to know them. Send out an email to your tribe telling them they can each get 15 minutes on the phone with you to talk shop.  Add prompts to your blog posts to encourage readers to share their lives with you. When you create with the intention of connecting with other human beings, it inspires you to work that much harder, because you can feel the person on the other end of the screen.
26. Become the CEO of You, Inc.
Come up with a name for your publishing company. Perhaps you don’t have to go as far as creating an LLC, but do something to establish what you do as an actual career and not just a hobby. If it means spending $25 to get business cards printed, so be it. Something in your mind has to transition into feeling and acting like a pro.
27. Don’t Follow in the Footsteps of Great Writers
Let go of your need to be the next great author. When you compare yourself to the likes of Hemingway, Plath, or Murakami,  it’s hard not to get discouraged about your own writing. Focus on becoming the best writer you can be. There are plenty of successful — and financially independent — writers who aren’t legends, but are pretty damn good. Become pretty damn good.
28. Do the Math
Remind yourself: each time you sit down to write you’re ahead of 99 percent of other aspiring writers. Most people do nothing. They talk, wish, and wonder. The mere fact that your fingers are touching that keyboard makes you special.
Inspire yourself by reminding yourself you’re part of an exclusive club — the doers. I get inspired when I realize the steps I’ve already made go way beyond those of most people. Once your foot is in the door, step all the way through.
29. Answer Random Questions from Total Strangers
Answer questions on Quora. Users on Quora ask questions about topics ranging from personal development to health to what Kim Kardashian’s favorite color is. Other users on Quora answer these questions. Many authors and bloggers use Quora to practice their writing by answering questions. You’re also allowed to leave links in your Quora responses, and many people drive traffic back to their websites through using Quora.
30. Get Zen, Then Pen
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning before I write. When you wake up, you usually start the day feeling anxious. The practice of meditation helps relieve stress and clears your mind of negative thoughts. You’ll feel refreshed before you pen your first word.
The headspace app comes with a series of guided meditations you can use to start fresh every day.
Leo Babauta of Zen Habits has a great introductory post on how to form a daily meditation habit. He also happens to be one of the most prolific and successful bloggers in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
31. Choose Quantity Over Quality
Write ten ideas per day around your writing. They could be ideas for new blog posts, book titles, and book sections or chapters. By the end of the year, you’ll have 3,650 ideas. Most of them will suck, some will be good, and a few will be amazing. Your creative muscles will be strong, and you’ll have endless material to write about.
32. Teach an Old Draft New Tricks
Revise an old piece of writing. This has a two-fold benefit. First, you’ll realize how much you’ve grown since writing that piece, which will give you the confidence to know you’ll improve in the future. Second, if you really add some beef to it, you’ll have a brand new piece of writing to share with the world.
33. Surround Yourself with Great Work
I once visited an art museum that had a photography section. It was filled with famous photos of famous people by famous photographers. I lost complete track of time and was immersed in the photos. When I left the display, I felt almost dizzy. That day, I went home and wrote a couple thousand words in a way that seemed effortless. Seeing great art in other forms can inspire you to create great work yourself. Visit a gallery, go to an opera, or watch a play. Feel the passion and inspiration from the artists you just watched, and use it in your own writing.
34. Put a Pot of Gold at the End of Your Rainbow
Setting goals doesn’t often work. The reason why they don’t work is because we don’t like to work! We want results. It’s why workout DVDs are called Beach Body or Six Pack Abs in Six Weeks instead of Exercise Regimen for your Core. You know you’ll have to do the work, but the results are what compel you to get started. Create statements around the rewards you’ll reap from your writing and the results you want, e.g., “Writing my book will give me the money, attention, and sense of accomplishment I’ve always longed for. ” When you think of setting goals and building habits in terms of  the rewards they’ll afford you, you’re more likely to follow through.
35. Drink Rocket Fuel to Skyrocket Your Inspiration
Drink coffee. Coffee has fueled the creative inspiration of writers for centuries. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to write well without it.
36. Journey into the Wild
Go for a walk in nature. There’s an odd connection between walking and inspiration. There’s something about wandering about that stirs up random thoughts in your mind. Ideas come to you when you aren’t so focused on them. A walk in nature will distract you with its beauty enough to make room for the muse to sneak up on you.
37. Switch Your Scenery
Imagine you’re lying back in a hammock in Bali.  You’re surrounded by warm weather and a fresh breeze with a coconut by your side to sip on. You also have your laptop in your lap. That sounds like an inspiring environment to me. There has long been a link between travel and writing. Seeing new parts of the world is inspiring in and of itself, plus it will surely give you new material to write about as well. And even if you can’t make a physical trip, just spending a few minutes visualizing an exotic destination can provide valuable writing inspiration.
38. Devour People’s Brains
Read. Read. Read. You can’t be a great writer without being a great reader. Read a wide range of material. If you write non-fiction, sprinkle some fiction into your reading and vice versa. Reading widely opens new doors in your brain and helps you make odd connections between ideas.
I just finished my second book. I pulled and wove in ideas from billionaires, dead Roman emperors, and Harvard psychologists. I didn’t go searching for the information. I conjured it from the recesses of my mind while writing, because I’ve read 100 books in the past two years. It’s like Neo in the Matrix where he “downloads” the ability to fight in Kung Fu style.
With reading, you can “download” hundreds or thousands of years of human experience and use it at your disposal.
39. Write in This Insanely Inspiring Environment
Write in a bookstore. Writing in an environment surrounded with words is inspiring. Go to your favorite section and browse the titles. Seeing the names on book covers will cause you to picture your name on your first or next book, and you’ll be ready to pen your masterpiece.
40. Put a Gun to Your Head
I submit guest post pitches to various blogs before I feel ready to write them. Once my pitches get accepted, I can’t quit. As you know, it’s a big no-no to flake on a guest blog owner, and I’d never want to ruin my reputation. Finding situations that force your hand can keep you from sitting on the fence.
41. Search for Instant Inspiration
A quick Google search can give you inspiration by spoon-feeding you endless ideas for your writing. If you’re stuck on a topic to write about, do a search about your subject and run with the results. You don’t have to come up with new ideas by yourself all the time. You don’t even have to use the ideas you find to create a finished result. The process could serve the purpose of getting your fingers moving, which is the most important step.
42. Chase the Muse
Inspiration can be tricky to capture. To maximize your chances of spotting the muse, come up with clever traps. For example, you can come up with a writing problem you’re trying to solve right before bed, let it stir in your subconscious mind while you sleep, and wake yourself up in the middle of the night and jot down what comes to mind in your hazy subconscious state. You can set prompts on your phone to randomly write whatever comes to mind at the exact time. Carry a pen and paper with you everywhere you go to capture ideas as they come. It seems mechanical, but careful planning can inspire you to create more.
43. Star in Your Own Montage
Visualize yourself putting in the work it takes to become a great writer. Visualizing the type of outcome you want is effective, but visualizing becoming the type of person capable of achieving those outcomes is even more powerful. Take a few minutes every day and visualize yourself being in a state of flow and writing effortlessly. It’s like picturing yourself hitting the game-winning shot. If you can see it, you can believe it.
44. Find a Tango Partner
Find a writing partner to keep you accountable. Working with someone who’s “in the trenches” like you will help both of you inspire each other. There’s strength in numbers.
45. Find Inspiration in Your Rearview Mirror
We’ve all had moments in life we cherish. Why not use those moments as inspiration for your writing? If you’re feeling stuck, try to remember an amazing moment in your life — time spent with your children, a vacation you went on, your wedding day — and write about that. The moment will inspire you to write because the moment itself is inspiring. If it was a pivotal moment in your life, you can recall how you felt and what the atmosphere was like.
46. Eviscerate Your Excuses
Find examples to eliminate your excuses. The undisputed heavyweight champion of blogging, our very own Jon Morrow, isn’t able to use his hands, and has written blog posts read by millions. Stephen Hawking moves his cheek muscles to write. You have writer’s block? Boo hoo.  
If seeing examples of people with legitimate obstacles thriving at what you do doesn’t inspire you, I don’t know what will. You’ve been blessed in one way or another. Regardless of what you don’t have, you have something someone else would kill for. Be grateful and use your gratitude as a well of inspiration to create.
47. Join a Local Gang
If one partner isn’t enough, you can join groups of writers to increase the effectiveness of group support. I’m part of a local writers’ club where we meet in person, and I’m a member of an online community of writers. We share insights and tips, and keep each other motivated.
48. Fake Your Own Death
Write your obituary. This exercise provides a two-fold benefit. First, you’re putting words on the page. Second, you’re thinking about the type of legacy you want to leave. My guess is you want “renown writer,” or at least “writer,” somewhere in the description. It will remind you of your ultimate mission and the fact you’ll regret it if you fail to follow through. As best-selling author Stephen Covey says, “Begin with the end in mind.”
49. Tune In to Tune Out Writer’s Block
Listening to music boosts your effectiveness in many areas such as exercise. It’s also a great tool to inspire your writing, as long as you don’t make it a distraction. Some writers have been known to play the same song on repeat while they write, saying it gives them a calming sense and the music fades to the background while they write. Music has been known to “set the mood” in more ways than one. Pick an inspiring song and let it inspire you to write.
50. Choose the Opinion You Like Best
Have you ever looked at the same piece of writing at different times and had two different opinions?
We’re quick to look at the negative opinions of ourselves and our work and believe them to be true. We accept negativity with alarming ease. Our mind can just as easily believe the good things we tell ourselves about ourselves. The next time you swing between both opinions of your writing, choose the one that inspires you. It’s okay to toot your own horn (in your mind) when you’ve penned some damn fine words. In fact, you should do it every time you feel good about your writing to keep the inspiration going.
51. Let Your Fingers Do the Talking
Get your fingers moving. The act of typing itself can lead to a flow state and productive writing. Sometimes I’ll start by typing “I don’t know what to write about,” just to get my fingers moving. The staring at the blank page without typing contributes to writer’s block.
52. Get Back in Touch with Your “Why”
Remember your why. Did you get into writing because you wanted to improve people’s lives? Do you have interesting stories to share? Do you want to entertain people? Go back to the source of inspiration that made you want to write in the first place. Revisit it often.
53. Find Writing Inspiration in Dark Places
Life throws curve balls at you. While you can’t avoid certain situations from happening to you, you can use them as sources of inspiration to create.
In an extreme example, Viktor Frankl used his experience in a Nazi death camp as inspiration to help others through his writing with his book Man’s Search for Meaning. You can let negativity overwhelm you, or you can use your experiences to inspire yourself in a cathartic way through your words.
54. Remember that Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Have you ever had a loved one go on an extended trip? When they come back, you’re overjoyed to see them, and you cherish the moments you have together a little bit more than usual. Why not create instant inspiration by doing the same with something you wrote?
Take a draft you’ve worked hard on and “lock it away” for a week or two before you revise or add to it. If you distance yourself from it for a bit, you’ll be inspired to jump back into a relationship with it, just like a loved one coming back from their trip.
55. Look Back and See How Far You’ve Come
Think about something that was once hard for you to do, but you now find easy. When you’re struggling to put together an introduction, edit the chaff from your sentences, or transition between points, remember that practicing these things will lead to a point where it becomes second nature.
56. Picture Your Name on a Best-Selling Book
If you’ve never written a book before, go on Canva and create a cover for an imaginary book and put your name on it. Stare at it and imagine how it will feel to have a published book with your name on it in the future. The first time I held a copy of something I created, I was euphoric. I continue to chase that feeling each time I write.
57. Let Life Inspire Art
Many imagine successful writers as people locked up in cabins with typewriters, toiling away at their work in isolation until they resurface with their manuscripts. Some of the best writers, like Hemingway, spent as much time living and adventuring as they did writing. If you want to make your writing more interesting, make your life more interesting. If you’re feeling frustrated, step out into the world, enjoy it, and let your experiences compel you to write again.
58. Keep Your Eye on the Prize
Enter a writing contest. Writing contests often pay for top prize winners. There’s one incentive.
The popular writing blog The Write Practice hosts writing contests multiple times per day. During its most recent contest, the blog partnered with Short Fiction Break, which displayed every single piece submitted to the contest. They encouraged writers in the contest to comment on each other’s pieces and get to know each other, which created a hotbed of inspiration.
Knowing you’re a part of something larger than yourself can be inspiring. Use a writing contest to show the world what you’ve got.
59. Act Like a Hollywood Script Doctor
Rewrite a dissatisfying ending of a popular movie or book. It’ll get you in the mood to write because you’re familiar with the subject matter. If you have the gall to rewrite a popular story, you should be confident enough to create your own.
60. Don’t Fall into the Routine Trap
Write when you’re most creative. You don’t have to be a morning person to write well.
Some people are more creative at eleven at night. Blindly copying routines that don’t suit you is a surefire way to fail. Create an environment and schedule that aligns with your strengths.
61. Make a Creative Pilgrimage
This may seem a bit drastic, but moving to another city can inspire you to be more creative. In his book Where Good Ideas Come From, Stephen Johnson claims that moving to a more populated city fosters creativity through “superlinear scaling,” which is a fancy way of saying that the more people you’re exposed to, the more creative you are. Maybe you’re not in a position to move, but if you’re young and mobile, perhaps you should take your talents to the Big Apple or out West.
62. Exercise Your Neurons
Your brain needs exercise like any other part of your body. If you’re not feeling inspired, try playing some games that involve words. Hitting a triple word score in Scrabble can remind you of your writing prowess. The education company Lumosity has a line of brain games that help you increase your vocabulary.
One of my inspirations for writing is the words themselves. I was one of the weird kids who looked forward to vocabulary tests, because new words excited me and stimulated my brain. Play brain games with words to inspire yourself to pen them.
63. Cast Yourself Away
Go on a thinking retreat. Bring books to read, but no electronics. Spend time alone to be with your thoughts and consider what steps you want to take in your writing career. Bill Gates does this for two weeks every year to crystallize his vision for Microsoft’s future as well as his charity foundation. You’re not a billionaire with unlimited free time, so a day or two will suffice.
64. Use These Two Words as Inspiration
Interesting questions lead to interesting answers. Many of the best pieces of writing started with the phrase, “What if?” Use hypothetical questions to inspire new ideas. For example, you could ask, “What if I wrote a piece saying the exact opposite of what most people believe about _____?” or “What if we lived in a world where everyone was bluntly honest all the time?” These types of questions create open-ended areas to explore, giving you new material to think about and write about.
65. When in Doubt, Ship
Seth Godin has written 18 books, and has been quoted as saying, “I feel like a fraud as I read you this, as I brush my teeth, and every time I go on stage. This is part of the human condition. Accept it. Now what?”
Other creative people like Neil Gaiman and Tina Fey have reported feeling the same way, regardless of the amount of work they’ve put into the world.
What’s the difference between them and the people who let their inspiration die? They ship.
They put their work into the world regardless of how they felt about it, and it paid off. If they can create while plagued with doubt, so can you.
Look far and wide for examples of successful writers and you’ll find one common denominator — shipping. Let their stories inspire you to do the same.
66. Let Technology Lend a Helping Hand
Use idea-generating tools from companies like Hubspot and Portent’s Content. With ready-made ideas and headlines, you should have everything you need to get started.
67. Be a Little Creepy
Have you ever looked at a couple across the room at a restaurant and wondered what their lives were like? Have you ever walked past an older person at the park and thought about what crazy experiences they’ve had? People-watching can be great inspiration for writing. You can observe people you don’t know, and let the mystery of their lives inspire you to write a story about what they could be like. It’s part writing exercise, yes, but knowing you can draw material from anywhere is inspiring.
68. Eat a Sh** Sandwich
Charles Bukowski once said, “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
He was referring to what many, including bestselling author Elizabeth Gilbert, call a “shit sandwich.”
If you don’t love something enough to go through pain for it, you don’t really love it. Your shit sandwich is the one thing you cherish so much you can endure for it. How is that inspiring? Well, if you’re capable of going through heartache for something, it has an inspiring quality drawing you to do so, or else you wouldn’t do it.
Is writing your shit sandwich? If so, get really hungry, because life is going to give you an all-you-can-eat buffet.
69. Say “Hi, My Name Is _____”
Attend a conference for writers in your niche. You have to be careful with conferences because they’re a waste of time if you go without any predefined goals, but they’re great for meeting industry insiders and the atmosphere of the event will make you want to perform well when you get home.
70. Go to the Source
Reach out to your favorite writers and ask for advice. Many people do this, but they do it the wrong way. First, send them a message simply thanking them for the work they’ve done and leave it at that. Tell them how you’ve implemented something they’ve taught you. After your initial outreach, come back later and ask a specific question regarding a situation. Don’t just say “let me pick your brain.” Most are willing to help if they’re not too busy. Some won’t respond, but others will. Use their words as inspiration, follow up with their advice, and let them know when you’ve implemented it.
71. Get Yourself Some Education
Take an online course on writing. I took Smart Blogger’s Guest Blogging Certification Program. Before taking the course, I wouldn’t have had the guts to pitch big-name blogs. I thought they were “off limits.” Seeing examples of people who went through the course, some of whom built million dollar businesses with the course being the catalyst for their growth, inspired me to level up my game.
Finding the right online courses by the right instructors makes a world of difference. Having a laid-out blueprint for success gives you confidence to follow through with the steps required to build something valuable.
72. Pat Yourself on the Back
Take a piece of writing you’ve done and evaluate it based solely on what you like about it. Even if it’s just one sentence. Find something to highlight as inspiration to keep writing in the future.
73. Follow The Artist’s Way
Use stream-of-consciousness writing like Julia Cameron’s famed morning pages to get your creative juices flowing. Many writers swear to this strategy, saying it unlocks the creativity hidden in their subconscious minds.
74. Find Inspiration in Everyday Heroes
I once listened to a podcast by serial self-publishing author Steve Scott. He was recapping the strategies from his latest book launch, which resulted in $60,000 in royalties. Hearing his story was inspiring because he isn’t Malcolm Gladwell. He started self-publishing books and kept doing it until he figured out how to become one of the best. He’s what you would call an ordinary person doing something extraordinary in the publishing world. There are many examples of self-published authors you can use as inspiration. Find them on Amazon and read their stories. Once you know it’s possible to make a killing without the gatekeepers, you’ll be inspired to do it yourself.
75. Embrace Your Inner Barbara Walters
Interview people in your niche about a topic you’re interested in. Creating profiles of other people might seem less daunting than coming up with a topic from scratch. You can use their stories in your books or blog posts.
76. Dare to Be Different
Embrace your inner weirdo. Your idiosyncrasies and strange ideas are what make you you. Don’t be afraid to show them. The more personality you put into your writing, the better.
77. Throw Your Big Hairy Goals in the Garbage
When I encounter someone who has a puffed-up chest and talks about what they’re going to do, I know they’re going to fail. Most “grand missions” end abruptly. To stay inspired, gain momentum. To gain momentum, create the smallest goals possible. Your brain likes to “win.” If you set laughably achievable goals and succeed, your brain equates it with making progress. A series of small wins is better than no wins.
For example, if your goal is to write 250 words per day, and you reach it every day for a week, it will inspire you to either write at the same pace again or up your word count. If instead, you’d started out by setting a goal of writing 1,000 words per day, you could’ve gotten discouraged and quit. The first goal inspires you to continue, while the second is demotivating.
78. Stop When You Hit the Sweet Spot
Cut your writing short right when you’re in the groove. Pick up where you left off the next day. You’ll be inspired to dive back into the page because you’ll have been thinking about where you left off.
79. Sleep with the Enemy
Make friends with fear. The sooner you stop expecting fear to go away, the better off you’ll be. Remind yourself that fear is a sign of you doing something amazing with your life — something most others won’t do.
Fear is the enemy of inspiration, but thriving in spite of your fear is inspiring. If you’re afraid of being criticized, hit publish anyway and feel inspired from overcoming the hurdle. If you fear your writing won’t be captivating, press through and ship, because one day you’ll write something people will love.
Action is the best deterrent to fear, but it never erases it. Each step you take forward alongside your fear will inspire you to do it again and again.
80. Bore Yourself to Death
You stare at the blank page and nothing comes to mind. You feel blank and stuck. You’re bored. Good. Boredom filters out the pretenders from the contenders. Sometimes inspiration won’t sneak up on you until you stop looking for it. If you stop trying to force the situation and let the words come to you, they’ll come. Those writing sessions where you’d normally quit after ten minutes of boredom may bring a creative breakthrough at the eleventh minute.
81. Literally Write for One Person
The idea of writing for one person has been offered time and time again, but what if you went into insane detail about the person you’re writing for?
Instead of writing for “a member of your target audience,” come up with a customer avatar even an experienced marketer would find a bit obsessive.
Something like:
“Mary Elle Christiansen is a forty-year-old woman with two children — Jeremiah, 14, and Deanna, 11. She lives in Cranston, Rhode Island. Every morning after dropping the kids off to work she visits her favorite breakfast spot, Harriet’s Kitchen, and has a pecan maple danish with a Venti caramel iced macchiato — with an extra “half pump” of caramel.
After her meal, she settles in, opens her computer, and writes. She’s working on a memoir. Her late husband, Jim, was an air force veteran. She was an air force wife. Her entire family traveled the world together, moving from base to base. The constant motion was turbulent at times, but Mary was a supportive wife through and through. She wouldn’t be happy if her husband wasn’t. After Jim died — during a tragic flight exercise gone wrong — Mary was left with a large life insurance settlement, a pit of loneliness in her stomach, and an unrealized dream of becoming a writer she suppressed for her family. It’s just her, her children, and her laptop now.“
  It wouldn’t be hard for me to write a blog post to inspire Mary Elle. Get insanely specific about who you’re writing for to the point of absurdity, and get inspired to benefit that person’s life.
82. Have an Affair
Many of the world’s most successful creators had extra hobbies that had nothing to do with their main craft. Try drawing, playing music, or making pottery. Take time to express yourself creatively without writing. Creativity fuels you regardless of its source. Add some creative gasoline to your tank to use in your writing.
83. Create a Monster in Your Lab
If you’ve been writing for a while, you have a hefty list of unfinished drafts. Instead of discarding them for good, you can find inspiration by taking pieces of each unfinished post to build a “Frankenstein piece.”
84. Don’t Trust the Opinions of Losers
Fear of ridicule kills inspiration. If you’re worried about what a reader will think of you, consider this question from the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius: “You want praise from people who kick themselves every 15 minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves?” People who don’t even think highly of themselves don’t have the right to hold a negative opinion about your work.
Get your inspiration back by seeing “trolls” for what they really are — people who hate their own lives so much they want to criticise what you do in yours.
85. Stop Telling Yourself You’re a Writer
Stop only identifying with being a writer. If your identity is closely tied to being a writer, you’ll take your failure in writing as cracks in your personal character. You write, yes, but you do lots of other things, too.
86. Turn Trials into Triumph
You know what’s more inspiring than believing you can overcome obstacles? Actually overcoming them, because knowing you have the strength to do it inspires you to do it again.
Most writers fail because they avoid difficulty. Most don’t grasp the hidden inspiration in defeat. When a team loses by one point in the championship, they work even harder the next season, because they know they’re on the cusp of victory.
When a piece you write gets rejected, get inspired to prove the editor wrong. When your blog post or book falls flat on its face, get inspired to write ten times better the next time.
Real inspiration isn’t warm, fuzzy, and cute. The truly inspired are gritty, tenacious, and walk directly into the flames of disappointment and setbacks.
87. Con Your Way to Success
Become an impostor. Impostor syndrome is the feeling of being a fake, phony, or fraud who doesn’t deserve success. A great remedy for impostor syndrome is embracing the idea of being one. Write under your guise of falsehood. Realize nobody knows exactly what they’re talking about, and give up your need for appearances. Fake it till you make it.
88. Appreciate the Fortunate Timing of Your Birth
Consider the fact it’s ten times easier to become a successful writer than it used to be. A few decades ago, to get published you needed to throw your needle into the haystack of the publishing world and hope someone discovered you. Now you can publish your own books. With the click of a button, your words can potentially reach millions of people. Technology has empowered us all. I call this the excuse-free era because there are more opportunities than ever to find exposure.
89. Realize You’ve Already Put in “10,000 Hours”
Think of how much writing you’ve done in your life. From papers in school, to emails, to social media updates — you write all the time. When you focus on building a writing career, it’s more of a focused effort, but it’s writing just the same. Remember how much you effortlessly write in other areas of your life, and take some pressure off the writing you do for an audience.
90. Make a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Focus on doing one thing a little better each time you write. If you only get one percent better every day, you’ll be 37 times better by the end of the year.
Growth in writing is exponential, not linear, which means your practice won’t just make you better little by little. One day, after several weeks and months of getting better inch by inch, your skills will explode. You’ll enter a higher plane of creativity and the words will come out of you as if possessed by a wordsmith demon who scorches the keyboard with its fingers.
91. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Making an investment in your writing inspires you to create because it shows you’re serious. Being an “amateur,” isn’t always inspiring, but “turning pro” is.
How do you turn pro? You do the work, but you also treat your writing like a business instead of just a hobby. Making financial investments in your craft inspires you to live up to the image you create for yourself.
A telltale sign of someone who isn’t serious about their writing is a lack of willingness to spend money. Invest in tools to grow your website. Invest in your writing education. Invest in tools to create high-quality books. The more you invest, the more you’ll feel invested in your work.
92. Stop Robbing the World of Your Creativity
Think about your readers. What if the scientist who was meant to cure cancer decided medical school was too hard? She isn’t only robbing herself, but the world. Your writing belongs to your readers. Your words can help educate, entertain, and inspire people. I once had a reader comment on a lull I had between blog posts. They were relying on my words to help their career. Your words matter, and we need them.
93. Pay Your Debt
Earlier we talked about the idea that your writing isn’t for you, but for other people. This is true, but at the same time remind yourself that you owe yourself. Sure, writing can be a bit of a slog at times, but you owe it to yourself to push through the pain and see what’s on the other side, especially if you’ve already invested time into your writing career. Don’t let what you’ve done go to waste.
94. Harness the Curious Power of Envy
Have you ever been jealous of another writer for their accomplishments? You can use your envy as fuel to inspire yourself to improve. Oftentimes when I see someone else do something I want to do but haven’t done, I turn my envy into curiosity. After seeing green for a bit, I think to myself, “How did they do it?” Then I trace their steps and reverse-engineer what they’ve done. I’ve used this strategy to get featured on popular blogs, come up with headlines for blog posts, and add more substance to my work. Don’t just get jealous, get better.
95. Hit the Reset Button
I once wrote 15,000 words of a book and quit. I just wasn’t feeling it. I struggled over the words over and over again, but the project just didn’t seem like a good fit. I started over completely and wrote my second book. The experience of having a fresh start was inspiring because I was re-energized with new material. You don’t want to fall into the perfectionist trap, but you can inspire yourself by carefully choosing when to start over.
96. Create Your Own Turning Point
In every book or movie, there’s the moment where the unassuming protagonist takes the call to adventure. For most of her life, she’d been somewhat of a nobody, but opportunity arises, and she finally begins the chapter of her life that changes everything.
Will this moment happen in one instant for you? Maybe not. But you can embrace the idea of taking action and starting your journey today. Get inspired by the moment, or the idea that life is fleeting. Dig dip inside yourself and conjure up whatever energy is inside you and make today the day that’s different.
97. Curate an Inspiration “Museum”
We come across inspiring material all the time, whether they’re quotes, places we visit, pieces of art, or experiences we have. What if you created a place to document and store all of this inspiration, so you could use it later in your writing? This could be in a form of a journal or scrapbook where you collect inspiring ideas. You could keep track of things you’ve thought to yourself or heard from other people that inspire you. When your creative well runs dry, you can look to your journal for the jump-start you need.
98. Set a Finish Line
With the first book I wrote, I gave myself a specific deadline to publish it. I woke up every day, hammered away at the keyboard with reckless abandon, and looked forward to the last lap.
I relaxed a bit on writing the next book. I told myself I’d get it done without any pressure of a deadline. The result? I worked on it on and off instead of being consistent. I didn’t get back into the swing of writing until I put a deadline on my work again.
Give yourself deadlines for your writing projects. They might seem arbitrary, but deadlines help you stay motivated to push through, and they make you treat your writing like a business instead of a hobby.
99. Boil it Down to This…
Each one of these points ties into the central message behind becoming a great writer. You have to write. Get inspired by your own deep love and need for putting words on the page. You’re the best source of inspiration for yourself. You have the itch, the pull, the call. Use it.
Get Busy Writing, or Get Busy Dying
If you really have the itch to write, it’ll never go away,
You have two options — get inspired and get to work, or let your anxiety and insecurities grow and fester.
I know what it feels like to get stuck between the feeling of knowing you have something important to say and wondering whether you’re cut out for the task at hand.
It’s been two years since I started, and I never imagined I’d be where I am today. The same can happen for you, but not without putting in the work day in and day out until you get what you want.
Remember, whether you write or not, the time will pass anyway.
You are cut out for it.
You can make all of your writing dreams come true.
You got this. Now go.
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99 Ways to Get Inspired to Write
Ugh, it happened again.
Another week or month has passed, and you’ve made zero progress on your writing goals.
Deep down you know your writing is important, but you can’t take consistent action.
What’s really going on here?
The truth is, you don’t feel inspired.
You can’t help but marvel at other writers who do persist, and have a large body of work you can’t even fathom achieving.
How do you get there?
How do you find the inspiration you need to stay the course long enough to become the prolific, popular, and successful writer you dream of becoming?
The Dirty Little Lie You Tell Yourself About Inspiration
If you’re struggling to find inspiration, you might be guilty of “believing in magic” when it comes to your writing career.
People who fail to do the things they say they want to do believe in fairy tales, like this one:
One day, for no reason whatsoever, I will find the ultimate source of inspiration that will carry me through to the end of the writing career rainbow. It will happen in an instant, and I’ll never have to “start over” again.
  They believe successful writers have “made it,” and have no problem staying motivated because they’ve “arrived.”
This couldn’t be further from the truth.
Regardless of how successful you are, there will be days you feel uninspired. In fact, what once seemed like a passion-filled calling can turn into a bit of a slog after a while.
Professional athletes love the game, but they don’t necessarily want to train their bodies every single day.
Business owners love money and recognition, but they don’t necessarily enjoy the process of getting their business off the ground.
You love expressing yourself with words, but you won’t necessarily enjoy each and every writing session.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
You have to learn to inspire yourself every day if you want to turn pro and become a popular author or successful writer. To keep your inspiration fresh, you’ll have to find various unique ways to get inspired.
Fortunately, I have 101 different ideas for writers — use them whenever you’re struggling to turn intention into action.
So here’s how to get inspired to write:
1. Do the One Thing They Always Tell Writers Not to Do
Watch T.V. Some of the best writing in the world can be seen in the scripts of your favorite shows. Pay attention to the dialogue, listen for the clever storytelling methods, and use them in your own writing.
Use the ideas of the show creator and the personalities of the characters to get inspired. Think about what goes through Don Draper’s mind when he writes an ad on Mad Men or the way Carrie Bradshaw wove her own life into her daily column on Sex and the City.
Once I paid attention to the writing in my favorite shows, I drew inspiration from the stories and turned a seemingly useless activity into creative fuel.
2. Read Your Old Love Letters
If you’ve been writing for a while, you must have gotten a compliment or two about your work. Keep a file with positive comments you’ve received about your writing. Whether they’re emails or blog comments, reading over compliments you received and hearing how you’ve helped people will motivate you.
3. Embrace Your Insignificance
Realize the universe doesn’t care about you. Oftentimes, we lack inspiration because of fear. We’re afraid because we feel like the world is waiting for us to fail, like there’s a spotlight shining on our inadequacy. We live on a planet that’s one of billions of planets in one of billions of galaxies, each of which contains billions of stars. In the grand scheme of things, you’re insignificant. Nothing you do “matters,” except that it matters to you. Go for it, because you have nothing to lose.
4. Make the Subtle Shift from Goal-Setting to Habit-Forming
Goals give you inspiration by providing an end point, but habits weave inspiration into the core of your being and make it automatic.
Instead of saying, “I want to finish my manuscript,” say “I want to write 30 minutes per day.” The second statement comes without the pressure of expectation. You’re just putting yourself in a position for continual inspiration.
Habits trump goals every time. The most prolific writers aren’t the most goal-oriented. They’re built to show up every day and do the work.
5. Tell Yourself You’re Not Good Enough
I once heard a story about a successful real estate agent who was constantly asked about how to break into the industry. He gave them all the same answer, “Don’t get into real estate. You’re not cut out for it.” He gave that answer because he knows it acted as reverse psychology for those who were cut out for it, and filtered out those that weren’t. Try a little reverse psychology on yourself. Try to convince yourself you’re not good enough, and then get offended. Of course you’re good enough! You were born to write. Trick yourself to put a fire in your belly and get inspired.
6. Start a Chain Gang
Buy a calendar. Mark an x on the calendar each time you complete a writing session. When you complete a few days in a row, the x’s start to form a chain. The longer the chain grows, the more inspired you are to keep writing. Picture a calendar with 29 days marked off. You’d almost certainly write on day 30, right? Visuals and imagery are powerful. Seeing a representation of the work you put in will inspire you to keep working.
7. Become the G.O.A.T.
Focus on becoming so great you can’t be ignored. Most writers are worried about what the competition is doing and idolize their favorite writers. Instead, you’ll focus on being so good the competition will start to watch you. Embrace the attitude of Michael Jordan in his first few seasons. He knew the league was going to belong to him before it actually did. He put his head down, did the work, and demolished the competition to become the Greatest of All Time. You can be the same. Put your head down, write, and one day people will say “Who is this?”
8. Take a Dump
Have a bowel movement. I first learned this unusual writing tip from James Altucher. He says if your body isn’t “clear,” your mind won’t be either. You may also come up with some interesting ideas while you’re, erm, indisposed.
9. Embrace Your Inner Hulk
Get angry. Anger is easy to express. When you’re angry you know exactly why something pisses you off. What pisses you off about the world, your niche, or life in general? Vent your frustrations and the words will pour out.
10. Become a Better Writer Without Becoming a Better Writer
Have you ever seen a professional athlete who’s in a slump? Nothing about his routine changes, he plays with the same quality teammates, and the team is run by the same coaching staff. Later, you find out he was having personal issues and that was the source of his decline.
Look at Tiger Woods. He never recovered from his personal scandal. What does that tell you? It tells you life outside your craft is just as important as practicing it, if not more.
Think about how many aspects of your life can affect your writing. Your diet, exercise routine (or lack thereof), relationships with friends and family, and stress level are a few among many factors influencing your writing. When you lack inspiration for writing, look at other areas of your life. If those aren’t going well, your writing will suffer.
11. Make It Impossible to Edit While You Write
Write with the monitor off or with white text. This is the definition of writing a crappy first draft. When you can’t even look at the words on the screen, you won’t be able to enter into self-editing hell while you’re writing. You’ll let loose and write with reckless abandon. Afterward, you can clean up the carnage and make it pretty.
12. Imagine Your Worst-Case Scenario
Think about the worst-case scenario in terms of your writing career and decide you can handle it. Fortunately, the negative consequences are more emotional than tangible or financial in terms of things like writing a book. At the very least, you’re out of a small investment and your ego will get a little dent. You can’t sell negative books. Your worst pain will be the feeling of rejection. Although rejection is a tough pill to swallow, you face bigger dangers in life without fail, like getting in a car and driving it, without batting an eye.
13. Start Acting Like a Child
What advice would a five-year-old give you about your writing? Would they tell you to focus hard, create solid outlines, and hit your daily word count? No. They’d tell you to have fun. Remember fun? When you were a child, you only cared about exploration. You didn’t waste time worrying about the future. The present was all you knew. I get it. You have “big dreams,” but if you take yourself too seriously, writing will get rote. If you’re feeling stuck trying to edit your manuscript, write something ridiculous. Write something totally unrelated to your niche for pure fun with no intention of publishing it. Act like a child and watch your curiosity and creativity flourish.
14. Dumb It Down
Stop trying to sound smart. Once you realize you don’t have to write with tons of flowery language and words that could be replaced with simpler words, writing gets easier. People enjoy straightforward writing better anyway.
15. Make Money Your Muse
Take writing jobs as a freelancer if you’re looking to get writing without having to come up with your own ideas. As a freelancer you’ll work within the guidelines of what your client wants. This offers the benefit of money, plus you’ll develop a writing habit along the way.
16. Use your 9-to-5 to Fuel Your 5-to-9
Scott Adams, most known for his cartoon strip Dilbert, used real-life experiences from his job as inspiration for his work. Charles Bukowski wrote a novel loosely based on his own experiences as a post office employee. Even mundane jobs like these can inspire you to write something interesting about them. Some say you should write what you know. What do you know better than the activity you perform 40 hours per week?
17. Discover the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Create an immaculate space for your writing. A cluttered environment clutters the mind. When you’re in a clean space, you can feel it. That feeling can translate into a calm and focused state of mind while writing.
18. Don’t Believe the Myth
Remember this phrase from Jerry Seinfeld: “Writer’s block is just a made-up excuse for not doing your work.”
19. Sign Your Life Away
Create a contract with yourself. Make an actual signed document stating what you’re going to accomplish with your writing and place it somewhere prominent.
Imagine you’re sitting down to write and you look up to see an agreement you made with yourself, not just mentally, but physically. Wouldn’t that inspire you to hold to your commitment?
These little “nudges” might seem trivial on their own, but combining them changes your environment and makes it more conducive to productivity and creativity.
20. Make Your Writing Career a Family Affair
Communicate your goals with your family and friends. Writing takes up time, and if you’re not clear about your intentions, your spouse or loved ones can start to resent and even become jealous of your writing. Let them know it’s important to you, set boundaries for when you’ll write, and when you’re not writing make sure you’re 100 percent off, meaning you’re spending time with the people you love and not in your head.
21. Get Meta
Write about how you feel about your writing. One of the most successful posts I’ve ever written talked about my struggles with writing. It was meant to be a venting session, but I realized it was worth sharing. Like anger, frustration leads to expression.
22. Converse to Create
If you listen carefully, the conversations you have with other people can inspire you to take something they’ve said and run with it. Listen intently, and see if there’s anything in your dialogue that sparks interest or could be used as a writing topic. Cormac McCarthy said he used actual conversations with his son in the bestselling novel The Road.
23. When Inspiration Fails, Try Desperation
Turn your pain into passion. If you feel the dull monotony of sitting in a cubicle every day pushing papers, working in a factory on the assembly line, or any other job that isn’t being a full-time writer, use that desperation as fuel. Sometimes inspiration isn’t enough. Sometimes you have to get fed up to do the work.
24. WWJD
Ask yourself, “What would Jon do?” If you’ve been following Jon Morrow’s work for any amount of time, you know he has a no-excuses attitude and is driven to succeed. Would Jon give up on a writing session if he wasn’t “feeling it?” Would Jon cry in the corner about someone leaving a negative comment on his blog post? When in doubt, do what Jon does and bang out 1,000 words per day no matter what.
25. Create to Connect
It’s easy to get caught up in numbers — how many subscribers you have, how many views your website gets per month, and how many comments you receive — but remember, you’re writing for real people. Even if you have just a few readers, get to know them. Send out an email to your tribe telling them they can each get 15 minutes on the phone with you to talk shop.  Add prompts to your blog posts to encourage readers to share their lives with you. When you create with the intention of connecting with other human beings, it inspires you to work that much harder, because you can feel the person on the other end of the screen.
26. Become the CEO of You, Inc.
Come up with a name for your publishing company. Perhaps you don’t have to go as far as creating an LLC, but do something to establish what you do as an actual career and not just a hobby. If it means spending $25 to get business cards printed, so be it. Something in your mind has to transition into feeling and acting like a pro.
27. Don’t Follow in the Footsteps of Great Writers
Let go of your need to be the next great author. When you compare yourself to the likes of Hemingway, Plath, or Murakami,  it’s hard not to get discouraged about your own writing. Focus on becoming the best writer you can be. There are plenty of successful — and financially independent — writers who aren’t legends, but are pretty damn good. Become pretty damn good.
28. Do the Math
Remind yourself: each time you sit down to write you’re ahead of 99 percent of other aspiring writers. Most people do nothing. They talk, wish, and wonder. The mere fact that your fingers are touching that keyboard makes you special.
Inspire yourself by reminding yourself you’re part of an exclusive club — the doers. I get inspired when I realize the steps I’ve already made go way beyond those of most people. Once your foot is in the door, step all the way through.
29. Answer Random Questions from Total Strangers
Answer questions on Quora. Users on Quora ask questions about topics ranging from personal development to health to what Kim Kardashian’s favorite color is. Other users on Quora answer these questions. Many authors and bloggers use Quora to practice their writing by answering questions. You’re also allowed to leave links in your Quora responses, and many people drive traffic back to their websites through using Quora.
30. Get Zen, Then Pen
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning before I write. When you wake up, you usually start the day feeling anxious. The practice of meditation helps relieve stress and clears your mind of negative thoughts. You’ll feel refreshed before you pen your first word.
The headspace app comes with a series of guided meditations you can use to start fresh every day.
Leo Babauta of Zen Habits has a great introductory post on how to form a daily meditation habit. He also happens to be one of the most prolific and successful bloggers in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
31. Choose Quantity Over Quality
Write ten ideas per day around your writing. They could be ideas for new blog posts, book titles, and book sections or chapters. By the end of the year, you’ll have 3,650 ideas. Most of them will suck, some will be good, and a few will be amazing. Your creative muscles will be strong, and you’ll have endless material to write about.
32. Teach an Old Draft New Tricks
Revise an old piece of writing. This has a two-fold benefit. First, you’ll realize how much you’ve grown since writing that piece, which will give you the confidence to know you’ll improve in the future. Second, if you really add some beef to it, you’ll have a brand new piece of writing to share with the world.
33. Surround Yourself with Great Work
I once visited an art museum that had a photography section. It was filled with famous photos of famous people by famous photographers. I lost complete track of time and was immersed in the photos. When I left the display, I felt almost dizzy. That day, I went home and wrote a couple thousand words in a way that seemed effortless. Seeing great art in other forms can inspire you to create great work yourself. Visit a gallery, go to an opera, or watch a play. Feel the passion and inspiration from the artists you just watched, and use it in your own writing.
34. Put a Pot of Gold at the End of Your Rainbow
Setting goals doesn’t often work. The reason why they don’t work is because we don’t like to work! We want results. It’s why workout DVDs are called Beach Body or Six Pack Abs in Six Weeks instead of Exercise Regimen for your Core. You know you’ll have to do the work, but the results are what compel you to get started. Create statements around the rewards you’ll reap from your writing and the results you want, e.g., “Writing my book will give me the money, attention, and sense of accomplishment I’ve always longed for. ” When you think of setting goals and building habits in terms of  the rewards they’ll afford you, you’re more likely to follow through.
35. Drink Rocket Fuel to Skyrocket Your Inspiration
Drink coffee. Coffee has fueled the creative inspiration of writers for centuries. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to write well without it.
36. Journey into the Wild
Go for a walk in nature. There’s an odd connection between walking and inspiration. There’s something about wandering about that stirs up random thoughts in your mind. Ideas come to you when you aren’t so focused on them. A walk in nature will distract you with its beauty enough to make room for the muse to sneak up on you.
37. Switch Your Scenery
Imagine you’re lying back in a hammock in Bali.  You’re surrounded by warm weather and a fresh breeze with a coconut by your side to sip on. You also have your laptop in your lap. That sounds like an inspiring environment to me. There has long been a link between travel and writing. Seeing new parts of the world is inspiring in and of itself, plus it will surely give you new material to write about as well. And even if you can’t make a physical trip, just spending a few minutes visualizing an exotic destination can provide valuable writing inspiration.
38. Devour People’s Brains
Read. Read. Read. You can’t be a great writer without being a great reader. Read a wide range of material. If you write non-fiction, sprinkle some fiction into your reading and vice versa. Reading widely opens new doors in your brain and helps you make odd connections between ideas.
I just finished my second book. I pulled and wove in ideas from billionaires, dead Roman emperors, and Harvard psychologists. I didn’t go searching for the information. I conjured it from the recesses of my mind while writing, because I’ve read 100 books in the past two years. It’s like Neo in the Matrix where he “downloads” the ability to fight in Kung Fu style.
With reading, you can “download” hundreds or thousands of years of human experience and use it at your disposal.
39. Write in This Insanely Inspiring Environment
Write in a bookstore. Writing in an environment surrounded with words is inspiring. Go to your favorite section and browse the titles. Seeing the names on book covers will cause you to picture your name on your first or next book, and you’ll be ready to pen your masterpiece.
40. Put a Gun to Your Head
I submit guest post pitches to various blogs before I feel ready to write them. Once my pitches get accepted, I can’t quit. As you know, it’s a big no-no to flake on a guest blog owner, and I’d never want to ruin my reputation. Finding situations that force your hand can keep you from sitting on the fence.
41. Search for Instant Inspiration
A quick Google search can give you inspiration by spoon-feeding you endless ideas for your writing. If you’re stuck on a topic to write about, do a search about your subject and run with the results. You don’t have to come up with new ideas by yourself all the time. You don’t even have to use the ideas you find to create a finished result. The process could serve the purpose of getting your fingers moving, which is the most important step.
42. Chase the Muse
Inspiration can be tricky to capture. To maximize your chances of spotting the muse, come up with clever traps. For example, you can come up with a writing problem you’re trying to solve right before bed, let it stir in your subconscious mind while you sleep, and wake yourself up in the middle of the night and jot down what comes to mind in your hazy subconscious state. You can set prompts on your phone to randomly write whatever comes to mind at the exact time. Carry a pen and paper with you everywhere you go to capture ideas as they come. It seems mechanical, but careful planning can inspire you to create more.
43. Star in Your Own Montage
Visualize yourself putting in the work it takes to become a great writer. Visualizing the type of outcome you want is effective, but visualizing becoming the type of person capable of achieving those outcomes is even more powerful. Take a few minutes every day and visualize yourself being in a state of flow and writing effortlessly. It’s like picturing yourself hitting the game-winning shot. If you can see it, you can believe it.
44. Find a Tango Partner
Find a writing partner to keep you accountable. Working with someone who’s “in the trenches” like you will help both of you inspire each other. There’s strength in numbers.
45. Find Inspiration in Your Rearview Mirror
We’ve all had moments in life we cherish. Why not use those moments as inspiration for your writing? If you’re feeling stuck, try to remember an amazing moment in your life — time spent with your children, a vacation you went on, your wedding day — and write about that. The moment will inspire you to write because the moment itself is inspiring. If it was a pivotal moment in your life, you can recall how you felt and what the atmosphere was like.
46. Eviscerate Your Excuses
Find examples to eliminate your excuses. The undisputed heavyweight champion of blogging, our very own Jon Morrow, isn’t able to use his hands, and has written blog posts read by millions. Stephen Hawking moves his cheek muscles to write. You have writer’s block? Boo hoo.  
If seeing examples of people with legitimate obstacles thriving at what you do doesn’t inspire you, I don’t know what will. You’ve been blessed in one way or another. Regardless of what you don’t have, you have something someone else would kill for. Be grateful and use your gratitude as a well of inspiration to create.
47. Join a Local Gang
If one partner isn’t enough, you can join groups of writers to increase the effectiveness of group support. I’m part of a local writers’ club where we meet in person, and I’m a member of an online community of writers. We share insights and tips, and keep each other motivated.
48. Fake Your Own Death
Write your obituary. This exercise provides a two-fold benefit. First, you’re putting words on the page. Second, you’re thinking about the type of legacy you want to leave. My guess is you want “renown writer,” or at least “writer,” somewhere in the description. It will remind you of your ultimate mission and the fact you’ll regret it if you fail to follow through. As best-selling author Stephen Covey says, “Begin with the end in mind.”
49. Tune In to Tune Out Writer’s Block
Listening to music boosts your effectiveness in many areas such as exercise. It’s also a great tool to inspire your writing, as long as you don’t make it a distraction. Some writers have been known to play the same song on repeat while they write, saying it gives them a calming sense and the music fades to the background while they write. Music has been known to “set the mood” in more ways than one. Pick an inspiring song and let it inspire you to write.
50. Choose the Opinion You Like Best
Have you ever looked at the same piece of writing at different times and had two different opinions?
We’re quick to look at the negative opinions of ourselves and our work and believe them to be true. We accept negativity with alarming ease. Our mind can just as easily believe the good things we tell ourselves about ourselves. The next time you swing between both opinions of your writing, choose the one that inspires you. It’s okay to toot your own horn (in your mind) when you’ve penned some damn fine words. In fact, you should do it every time you feel good about your writing to keep the inspiration going.
51. Let Your Fingers Do the Talking
Get your fingers moving. The act of typing itself can lead to a flow state and productive writing. Sometimes I’ll start by typing “I don’t know what to write about,” just to get my fingers moving. The staring at the blank page without typing contributes to writer’s block.
52. Get Back in Touch with Your “Why”
Remember your why. Did you get into writing because you wanted to improve people’s lives? Do you have interesting stories to share? Do you want to entertain people? Go back to the source of inspiration that made you want to write in the first place. Revisit it often.
53. Find Writing Inspiration in Dark Places
Life throws curve balls at you. While you can’t avoid certain situations from happening to you, you can use them as sources of inspiration to create.
In an extreme example, Viktor Frankl used his experience in a Nazi death camp as inspiration to help others through his writing with his book Man’s Search for Meaning. You can let negativity overwhelm you, or you can use your experiences to inspire yourself in a cathartic way through your words.
54. Remember that Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Have you ever had a loved one go on an extended trip? When they come back, you’re overjoyed to see them, and you cherish the moments you have together a little bit more than usual. Why not create instant inspiration by doing the same with something you wrote?
Take a draft you’ve worked hard on and “lock it away” for a week or two before you revise or add to it. If you distance yourself from it for a bit, you’ll be inspired to jump back into a relationship with it, just like a loved one coming back from their trip.
55. Look Back and See How Far You’ve Come
Think about something that was once hard for you to do, but you now find easy. When you’re struggling to put together an introduction, edit the chaff from your sentences, or transition between points, remember that practicing these things will lead to a point where it becomes second nature.
56. Picture Your Name on a Best-Selling Book
If you’ve never written a book before, go on Canva and create a cover for an imaginary book and put your name on it. Stare at it and imagine how it will feel to have a published book with your name on it in the future. The first time I held a copy of something I created, I was euphoric. I continue to chase that feeling each time I write.
57. Let Life Inspire Art
Many imagine successful writers as people locked up in cabins with typewriters, toiling away at their work in isolation until they resurface with their manuscripts. Some of the best writers, like Hemingway, spent as much time living and adventuring as they did writing. If you want to make your writing more interesting, make your life more interesting. If you’re feeling frustrated, step out into the world, enjoy it, and let your experiences compel you to write again.
58. Keep Your Eye on the Prize
Enter a writing contest. Writing contests often pay for top prize winners. There’s one incentive.
The popular writing blog The Write Practice hosts writing contests multiple times per day. During its most recent contest, the blog partnered with Short Fiction Break, which displayed every single piece submitted to the contest. They encouraged writers in the contest to comment on each other’s pieces and get to know each other, which created a hotbed of inspiration.
Knowing you’re a part of something larger than yourself can be inspiring. Use a writing contest to show the world what you’ve got.
59. Act Like a Hollywood Script Doctor
Rewrite a dissatisfying ending of a popular movie or book. It’ll get you in the mood to write because you’re familiar with the subject matter. If you have the gall to rewrite a popular story, you should be confident enough to create your own.
60. Don’t Fall into the Routine Trap
Write when you’re most creative. You don’t have to be a morning person to write well.
Some people are more creative at eleven at night. Blindly copying routines that don’t suit you is a surefire way to fail. Create an environment and schedule that aligns with your strengths.
61. Make a Creative Pilgrimage
This may seem a bit drastic, but moving to another city can inspire you to be more creative. In his book Where Good Ideas Come From, Stephen Johnson claims that moving to a more populated city fosters creativity through “superlinear scaling,” which is a fancy way of saying that the more people you’re exposed to, the more creative you are. Maybe you’re not in a position to move, but if you’re young and mobile, perhaps you should take your talents to the Big Apple or out West.
62. Exercise Your Neurons
Your brain needs exercise like any other part of your body. If you’re not feeling inspired, try playing some games that involve words. Hitting a triple word score in Scrabble can remind you of your writing prowess. The education company Lumosity has a line of brain games that help you increase your vocabulary.
One of my inspirations for writing is the words themselves. I was one of the weird kids who looked forward to vocabulary tests, because new words excited me and stimulated my brain. Play brain games with words to inspire yourself to pen them.
63. Cast Yourself Away
Go on a thinking retreat. Bring books to read, but no electronics. Spend time alone to be with your thoughts and consider what steps you want to take in your writing career. Bill Gates does this for two weeks every year to crystallize his vision for Microsoft’s future as well as his charity foundation. You’re not a billionaire with unlimited free time, so a day or two will suffice.
64. Use These Two Words as Inspiration
Interesting questions lead to interesting answers. Many of the best pieces of writing started with the phrase, “What if?” Use hypothetical questions to inspire new ideas. For example, you could ask, “What if I wrote a piece saying the exact opposite of what most people believe about _____?” or “What if we lived in a world where everyone was bluntly honest all the time?” These types of questions create open-ended areas to explore, giving you new material to think about and write about.
65. When in Doubt, Ship
Seth Godin has written 18 books, and has been quoted as saying, “I feel like a fraud as I read you this, as I brush my teeth, and every time I go on stage. This is part of the human condition. Accept it. Now what?”
Other creative people like Neil Gaiman and Tina Fey have reported feeling the same way, regardless of the amount of work they’ve put into the world.
What’s the difference between them and the people who let their inspiration die? They ship.
They put their work into the world regardless of how they felt about it, and it paid off. If they can create while plagued with doubt, so can you.
Look far and wide for examples of successful writers and you’ll find one common denominator — shipping. Let their stories inspire you to do the same.
66. Let Technology Lend a Helping Hand
Use idea-generating tools from companies like Hubspot and Portent’s Content. With ready-made ideas and headlines, you should have everything you need to get started.
67. Be a Little Creepy
Have you ever looked at a couple across the room at a restaurant and wondered what their lives were like? Have you ever walked past an older person at the park and thought about what crazy experiences they’ve had? People-watching can be great inspiration for writing. You can observe people you don’t know, and let the mystery of their lives inspire you to write a story about what they could be like. It’s part writing exercise, yes, but knowing you can draw material from anywhere is inspiring.
68. Eat a Sh** Sandwich
Charles Bukowski once said, “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
He was referring to what many, including bestselling author Elizabeth Gilbert, call a “shit sandwich.”
If you don’t love something enough to go through pain for it, you don’t really love it. Your shit sandwich is the one thing you cherish so much you can endure for it. How is that inspiring? Well, if you’re capable of going through heartache for something, it has an inspiring quality drawing you to do so, or else you wouldn’t do it.
Is writing your shit sandwich? If so, get really hungry, because life is going to give you an all-you-can-eat buffet.
69. Say “Hi, My Name Is _____”
Attend a conference for writers in your niche. You have to be careful with conferences because they’re a waste of time if you go without any predefined goals, but they’re great for meeting industry insiders and the atmosphere of the event will make you want to perform well when you get home.
70. Go to the Source
Reach out to your favorite writers and ask for advice. Many people do this, but they do it the wrong way. First, send them a message simply thanking them for the work they’ve done and leave it at that. Tell them how you’ve implemented something they’ve taught you. After your initial outreach, come back later and ask a specific question regarding a situation. Don’t just say “let me pick your brain.” Most are willing to help if they’re not too busy. Some won’t respond, but others will. Use their words as inspiration, follow up with their advice, and let them know when you’ve implemented it.
71. Get Yourself Some Education
Take an online course on writing. I took Smart Blogger’s Guest Blogging Certification Program. Before taking the course, I wouldn’t have had the guts to pitch big-name blogs. I thought they were “off limits.” Seeing examples of people who went through the course, some of whom built million dollar businesses with the course being the catalyst for their growth, inspired me to level up my game.
Finding the right online courses by the right instructors makes a world of difference. Having a laid-out blueprint for success gives you confidence to follow through with the steps required to build something valuable.
72. Pat Yourself on the Back
Take a piece of writing you’ve done and evaluate it based solely on what you like about it. Even if it’s just one sentence. Find something to highlight as inspiration to keep writing in the future.
73. Follow The Artist’s Way
Use stream-of-consciousness writing like Julia Cameron’s famed morning pages to get your creative juices flowing. Many writers swear to this strategy, saying it unlocks the creativity hidden in their subconscious minds.
74. Find Inspiration in Everyday Heroes
I once listened to a podcast by serial self-publishing author Steve Scott. He was recapping the strategies from his latest book launch, which resulted in $60,000 in royalties. Hearing his story was inspiring because he isn’t Malcolm Gladwell. He started self-publishing books and kept doing it until he figured out how to become one of the best. He’s what you would call an ordinary person doing something extraordinary in the publishing world. There are many examples of self-published authors you can use as inspiration. Find them on Amazon and read their stories. Once you know it’s possible to make a killing without the gatekeepers, you’ll be inspired to do it yourself.
75. Embrace Your Inner Barbara Walters
Interview people in your niche about a topic you’re interested in. Creating profiles of other people might seem less daunting than coming up with a topic from scratch. You can use their stories in your books or blog posts.
76. Dare to Be Different
Embrace your inner weirdo. Your idiosyncrasies and strange ideas are what make you you. Don’t be afraid to show them. The more personality you put into your writing, the better.
77. Throw Your Big Hairy Goals in the Garbage
When I encounter someone who has a puffed-up chest and talks about what they’re going to do, I know they’re going to fail. Most “grand missions” end abruptly. To stay inspired, gain momentum. To gain momentum, create the smallest goals possible. Your brain likes to “win.” If you set laughably achievable goals and succeed, your brain equates it with making progress. A series of small wins is better than no wins.
For example, if your goal is to write 250 words per day, and you reach it every day for a week, it will inspire you to either write at the same pace again or up your word count. If instead, you’d started out by setting a goal of writing 1,000 words per day, you could’ve gotten discouraged and quit. The first goal inspires you to continue, while the second is demotivating.
78. Stop When You Hit the Sweet Spot
Cut your writing short right when you’re in the groove. Pick up where you left off the next day. You’ll be inspired to dive back into the page because you’ll have been thinking about where you left off.
79. Sleep with the Enemy
Make friends with fear. The sooner you stop expecting fear to go away, the better off you’ll be. Remind yourself that fear is a sign of you doing something amazing with your life — something most others won’t do.
Fear is the enemy of inspiration, but thriving in spite of your fear is inspiring. If you’re afraid of being criticized, hit publish anyway and feel inspired from overcoming the hurdle. If you fear your writing won’t be captivating, press through and ship, because one day you’ll write something people will love.
Action is the best deterrent to fear, but it never erases it. Each step you take forward alongside your fear will inspire you to do it again and again.
80. Bore Yourself to Death
You stare at the blank page and nothing comes to mind. You feel blank and stuck. You’re bored. Good. Boredom filters out the pretenders from the contenders. Sometimes inspiration won’t sneak up on you until you stop looking for it. If you stop trying to force the situation and let the words come to you, they’ll come. Those writing sessions where you’d normally quit after ten minutes of boredom may bring a creative breakthrough at the eleventh minute.
81. Literally Write for One Person
The idea of writing for one person has been offered time and time again, but what if you went into insane detail about the person you’re writing for?
Instead of writing for “a member of your target audience,” come up with a customer avatar even an experienced marketer would find a bit obsessive.
Something like:
“Mary Elle Christiansen is a forty-year-old woman with two children — Jeremiah, 14, and Deanna, 11. She lives in Cranston, Rhode Island. Every morning after dropping the kids off to work she visits her favorite breakfast spot, Harriet’s Kitchen, and has a pecan maple danish with a Venti caramel iced macchiato — with an extra “half pump” of caramel.
After her meal, she settles in, opens her computer, and writes. She’s working on a memoir. Her late husband, Jim, was an air force veteran. She was an air force wife. Her entire family traveled the world together, moving from base to base. The constant motion was turbulent at times, but Mary was a supportive wife through and through. She wouldn’t be happy if her husband wasn’t. After Jim died — during a tragic flight exercise gone wrong — Mary was left with a large life insurance settlement, a pit of loneliness in her stomach, and an unrealized dream of becoming a writer she suppressed for her family. It’s just her, her children, and her laptop now.“
  It wouldn’t be hard for me to write a blog post to inspire Mary Elle. Get insanely specific about who you’re writing for to the point of absurdity, and get inspired to benefit that person’s life.
82. Have an Affair
Many of the world’s most successful creators had extra hobbies that had nothing to do with their main craft. Try drawing, playing music, or making pottery. Take time to express yourself creatively without writing. Creativity fuels you regardless of its source. Add some creative gasoline to your tank to use in your writing.
83. Create a Monster in Your Lab
If you’ve been writing for a while, you have a hefty list of unfinished drafts. Instead of discarding them for good, you can find inspiration by taking pieces of each unfinished post to build a “Frankenstein piece.”
84. Don’t Trust the Opinions of Losers
Fear of ridicule kills inspiration. If you’re worried about what a reader will think of you, consider this question from the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius: “You want praise from people who kick themselves every 15 minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves?” People who don’t even think highly of themselves don’t have the right to hold a negative opinion about your work.
Get your inspiration back by seeing “trolls” for what they really are — people who hate their own lives so much they want to criticise what you do in yours.
85. Stop Telling Yourself You’re a Writer
Stop only identifying with being a writer. If your identity is closely tied to being a writer, you’ll take your failure in writing as cracks in your personal character. You write, yes, but you do lots of other things, too.
86. Turn Trials into Triumph
You know what’s more inspiring than believing you can overcome obstacles? Actually overcoming them, because knowing you have the strength to do it inspires you to do it again.
Most writers fail because they avoid difficulty. Most don’t grasp the hidden inspiration in defeat. When a team loses by one point in the championship, they work even harder the next season, because they know they’re on the cusp of victory.
When a piece you write gets rejected, get inspired to prove the editor wrong. When your blog post or book falls flat on its face, get inspired to write ten times better the next time.
Real inspiration isn’t warm, fuzzy, and cute. The truly inspired are gritty, tenacious, and walk directly into the flames of disappointment and setbacks.
87. Con Your Way to Success
Become an impostor. Impostor syndrome is the feeling of being a fake, phony, or fraud who doesn’t deserve success. A great remedy for impostor syndrome is embracing the idea of being one. Write under your guise of falsehood. Realize nobody knows exactly what they’re talking about, and give up your need for appearances. Fake it till you make it.
88. Appreciate the Fortunate Timing of Your Birth
Consider the fact it’s ten times easier to become a successful writer than it used to be. A few decades ago, to get published you needed to throw your needle into the haystack of the publishing world and hope someone discovered you. Now you can publish your own books. With the click of a button, your words can potentially reach millions of people. Technology has empowered us all. I call this the excuse-free era because there are more opportunities than ever to find exposure.
89. Realize You’ve Already Put in “10,000 Hours”
Think of how much writing you’ve done in your life. From papers in school, to emails, to social media updates — you write all the time. When you focus on building a writing career, it’s more of a focused effort, but it’s writing just the same. Remember how much you effortlessly write in other areas of your life, and take some pressure off the writing you do for an audience.
90. Make a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Focus on doing one thing a little better each time you write. If you only get one percent better every day, you’ll be 37 times better by the end of the year.
Growth in writing is exponential, not linear, which means your practice won’t just make you better little by little. One day, after several weeks and months of getting better inch by inch, your skills will explode. You’ll enter a higher plane of creativity and the words will come out of you as if possessed by a wordsmith demon who scorches the keyboard with its fingers.
91. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Making an investment in your writing inspires you to create because it shows you’re serious. Being an “amateur,” isn’t always inspiring, but “turning pro” is.
How do you turn pro? You do the work, but you also treat your writing like a business instead of just a hobby. Making financial investments in your craft inspires you to live up to the image you create for yourself.
A telltale sign of someone who isn’t serious about their writing is a lack of willingness to spend money. Invest in tools to grow your website. Invest in your writing education. Invest in tools to create high-quality books. The more you invest, the more you’ll feel invested in your work.
92. Stop Robbing the World of Your Creativity
Think about your readers. What if the scientist who was meant to cure cancer decided medical school was too hard? She isn’t only robbing herself, but the world. Your writing belongs to your readers. Your words can help educate, entertain, and inspire people. I once had a reader comment on a lull I had between blog posts. They were relying on my words to help their career. Your words matter, and we need them.
93. Pay Your Debt
Earlier we talked about the idea that your writing isn’t for you, but for other people. This is true, but at the same time remind yourself that you owe yourself. Sure, writing can be a bit of a slog at times, but you owe it to yourself to push through the pain and see what’s on the other side, especially if you’ve already invested time into your writing career. Don’t let what you’ve done go to waste.
94. Harness the Curious Power of Envy
Have you ever been jealous of another writer for their accomplishments? You can use your envy as fuel to inspire yourself to improve. Oftentimes when I see someone else do something I want to do but haven’t done, I turn my envy into curiosity. After seeing green for a bit, I think to myself, “How did they do it?” Then I trace their steps and reverse-engineer what they’ve done. I’ve used this strategy to get featured on popular blogs, come up with headlines for blog posts, and add more substance to my work. Don’t just get jealous, get better.
95. Hit the Reset Button
I once wrote 15,000 words of a book and quit. I just wasn’t feeling it. I struggled over the words over and over again, but the project just didn’t seem like a good fit. I started over completely and wrote my second book. The experience of having a fresh start was inspiring because I was re-energized with new material. You don’t want to fall into the perfectionist trap, but you can inspire yourself by carefully choosing when to start over.
96. Create Your Own Turning Point
In every book or movie, there’s the moment where the unassuming protagonist takes the call to adventure. For most of her life, she’d been somewhat of a nobody, but opportunity arises, and she finally begins the chapter of her life that changes everything.
Will this moment happen in one instant for you? Maybe not. But you can embrace the idea of taking action and starting your journey today. Get inspired by the moment, or the idea that life is fleeting. Dig dip inside yourself and conjure up whatever energy is inside you and make today the day that’s different.
97. Curate an Inspiration “Museum”
We come across inspiring material all the time, whether they’re quotes, places we visit, pieces of art, or experiences we have. What if you created a place to document and store all of this inspiration, so you could use it later in your writing? This could be in a form of a journal or scrapbook where you collect inspiring ideas. You could keep track of things you’ve thought to yourself or heard from other people that inspire you. When your creative well runs dry, you can look to your journal for the jump-start you need.
98. Set a Finish Line
With the first book I wrote, I gave myself a specific deadline to publish it. I woke up every day, hammered away at the keyboard with reckless abandon, and looked forward to the last lap.
I relaxed a bit on writing the next book. I told myself I’d get it done without any pressure of a deadline. The result? I worked on it on and off instead of being consistent. I didn’t get back into the swing of writing until I put a deadline on my work again.
Give yourself deadlines for your writing projects. They might seem arbitrary, but deadlines help you stay motivated to push through, and they make you treat your writing like a business instead of a hobby.
99. Boil it Down to This…
Each one of these points ties into the central message behind becoming a great writer. You have to write. Get inspired by your own deep love and need for putting words on the page. You’re the best source of inspiration for yourself. You have the itch, the pull, the call. Use it.
Get Busy Writing, or Get Busy Dying
If you really have the itch to write, it’ll never go away,
You have two options — get inspired and get to work, or let your anxiety and insecurities grow and fester.
I know what it feels like to get stuck between the feeling of knowing you have something important to say and wondering whether you’re cut out for the task at hand.
It’s been two years since I started, and I never imagined I’d be where I am today. The same can happen for you, but not without putting in the work day in and day out until you get what you want.
Remember, whether you write or not, the time will pass anyway.
You are cut out for it.
You can make all of your writing dreams come true.
You got this. Now go.
About the Author: Ayodeji is a writing coach who helps aspiring writers develop the confidence and habits they need to make an impact and and income. Visit his page to get three free writing guides, plus a copy of his bestselling Amazon book.
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99 Ways to Get Inspired to Write
Ugh, it happened again.
Another week or month has passed, and you’ve made zero progress on your writing goals.
Deep down you know your writing is important, but you can’t take consistent action.
What’s really going on here?
The truth is, you don’t feel inspired.
You can’t help but marvel at other writers who do persist, and have a large body of work you can’t even fathom achieving.
How do you get there?
How do you find the inspiration you need to stay the course long enough to become the prolific, popular, and successful writer you dream of becoming?
The Dirty Little Lie You Tell Yourself About Inspiration
If you’re struggling to find inspiration, you might be guilty of “believing in magic” when it comes to your writing career.
People who fail to do the things they say they want to do believe in fairy tales, like this one:
One day, for no reason whatsoever, I will find the ultimate source of inspiration that will carry me through to the end of the writing career rainbow. It will happen in an instant, and I’ll never have to “start over” again.
  They believe successful writers have “made it,” and have no problem staying motivated because they’ve “arrived.”
This couldn’t be further from the truth.
Regardless of how successful you are, there will be days you feel uninspired. In fact, what once seemed like a passion-filled calling can turn into a bit of a slog after a while.
Professional athletes love the game, but they don’t necessarily want to train their bodies every single day.
Business owners love money and recognition, but they don’t necessarily enjoy the process of getting their business off the ground.
You love expressing yourself with words, but you won’t necessarily enjoy each and every writing session.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
You have to learn to inspire yourself every day if you want to turn pro and become a popular author or successful writer. To keep your inspiration fresh, you’ll have to find various unique ways to get inspired.
Fortunately, I have 101 different ideas for writers — use them whenever you’re struggling to turn intention into action.
So here’s how to get inspired to write:
1. Do the One Thing They Always Tell Writers Not to Do
Watch T.V. Some of the best writing in the world can be seen in the scripts of your favorite shows. Pay attention to the dialogue, listen for the clever storytelling methods, and use them in your own writing.
Use the ideas of the show creator and the personalities of the characters to get inspired. Think about what goes through Don Draper’s mind when he writes an ad on Mad Men or the way Carrie Bradshaw wove her own life into her daily column on Sex and the City.
Once I paid attention to the writing in my favorite shows, I drew inspiration from the stories and turned a seemingly useless activity into creative fuel.
2. Read Your Old Love Letters
If you’ve been writing for a while, you must have gotten a compliment or two about your work. Keep a file with positive comments you’ve received about your writing. Whether they’re emails or blog comments, reading over compliments you received and hearing how you’ve helped people will motivate you.
3. Embrace Your Insignificance
Realize the universe doesn’t care about you. Oftentimes, we lack inspiration because of fear. We’re afraid because we feel like the world is waiting for us to fail, like there’s a spotlight shining on our inadequacy. We live on a planet that’s one of billions of planets in one of billions of galaxies, each of which contains billions of stars. In the grand scheme of things, you’re insignificant. Nothing you do “matters,” except that it matters to you. Go for it, because you have nothing to lose.
4. Make the Subtle Shift from Goal-Setting to Habit-Forming
Goals give you inspiration by providing an end point, but habits weave inspiration into the core of your being and make it automatic.
Instead of saying, “I want to finish my manuscript,” say “I want to write 30 minutes per day.” The second statement comes without the pressure of expectation. You’re just putting yourself in a position for continual inspiration.
Habits trump goals every time. The most prolific writers aren’t the most goal-oriented. They’re built to show up every day and do the work.
5. Tell Yourself You’re Not Good Enough
I once heard a story about a successful real estate agent who was constantly asked about how to break into the industry. He gave them all the same answer, “Don’t get into real estate. You’re not cut out for it.” He gave that answer because he knows it acted as reverse psychology for those who were cut out for it, and filtered out those that weren’t. Try a little reverse psychology on yourself. Try to convince yourself you’re not good enough, and then get offended. Of course you’re good enough! You were born to write. Trick yourself to put a fire in your belly and get inspired.
6. Start a Chain Gang
Buy a calendar. Mark an x on the calendar each time you complete a writing session. When you complete a few days in a row, the x’s start to form a chain. The longer the chain grows, the more inspired you are to keep writing. Picture a calendar with 29 days marked off. You’d almost certainly write on day 30, right? Visuals and imagery are powerful. Seeing a representation of the work you put in will inspire you to keep working.
7. Become the G.O.A.T.
Focus on becoming so great you can’t be ignored. Most writers are worried about what the competition is doing and idolize their favorite writers. Instead, you’ll focus on being so good the competition will start to watch you. Embrace the attitude of Michael Jordan in his first few seasons. He knew the league was going to belong to him before it actually did. He put his head down, did the work, and demolished the competition to become the Greatest of All Time. You can be the same. Put your head down, write, and one day people will say “Who is this?”
8. Take a Dump
Have a bowel movement. I first learned this unusual writing tip from James Altucher. He says if your body isn’t “clear,” your mind won’t be either. You may also come up with some interesting ideas while you’re, erm, indisposed.
9. Embrace Your Inner Hulk
Get angry. Anger is easy to express. When you’re angry you know exactly why something pisses you off. What pisses you off about the world, your niche, or life in general? Vent your frustrations and the words will pour out.
10. Become a Better Writer Without Becoming a Better Writer
Have you ever seen a professional athlete who’s in a slump? Nothing about his routine changes, he plays with the same quality teammates, and the team is run by the same coaching staff. Later, you find out he was having personal issues and that was the source of his decline.
Look at Tiger Woods. He never recovered from his personal scandal. What does that tell you? It tells you life outside your craft is just as important as practicing it, if not more.
Think about how many aspects of your life can affect your writing. Your diet, exercise routine (or lack thereof), relationships with friends and family, and stress level are a few among many factors influencing your writing. When you lack inspiration for writing, look at other areas of your life. If those aren’t going well, your writing will suffer.
11. Make It Impossible to Edit While You Write
Write with the monitor off or with white text. This is the definition of writing a crappy first draft. When you can’t even look at the words on the screen, you won’t be able to enter into self-editing hell while you’re writing. You’ll let loose and write with reckless abandon. Afterward, you can clean up the carnage and make it pretty.
12. Imagine Your Worst-Case Scenario
Think about the worst-case scenario in terms of your writing career and decide you can handle it. Fortunately, the negative consequences are more emotional than tangible or financial in terms of things like writing a book. At the very least, you’re out of a small investment and your ego will get a little dent. You can’t sell negative books. Your worst pain will be the feeling of rejection. Although rejection is a tough pill to swallow, you face bigger dangers in life without fail, like getting in a car and driving it, without batting an eye.
13. Start Acting Like a Child
What advice would a five-year-old give you about your writing? Would they tell you to focus hard, create solid outlines, and hit your daily word count? No. They’d tell you to have fun. Remember fun? When you were a child, you only cared about exploration. You didn’t waste time worrying about the future. The present was all you knew. I get it. You have “big dreams,” but if you take yourself too seriously, writing will get rote. If you’re feeling stuck trying to edit your manuscript, write something ridiculous. Write something totally unrelated to your niche for pure fun with no intention of publishing it. Act like a child and watch your curiosity and creativity flourish.
14. Dumb It Down
Stop trying to sound smart. Once you realize you don’t have to write with tons of flowery language and words that could be replaced with simpler words, writing gets easier. People enjoy straightforward writing better anyway.
15. Make Money Your Muse
Take writing jobs as a freelancer if you’re looking to get writing without having to come up with your own ideas. As a freelancer you’ll work within the guidelines of what your client wants. This offers the benefit of money, plus you’ll develop a writing habit along the way.
16. Use your 9-to-5 to Fuel Your 5-to-9
Scott Adams, most known for his cartoon strip Dilbert, used real-life experiences from his job as inspiration for his work. Charles Bukowski wrote a novel loosely based on his own experiences as a post office employee. Even mundane jobs like these can inspire you to write something interesting about them. Some say you should write what you know. What do you know better than the activity you perform 40 hours per week?
17. Discover the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Create an immaculate space for your writing. A cluttered environment clutters the mind. When you’re in a clean space, you can feel it. That feeling can translate into a calm and focused state of mind while writing.
18. Don’t Believe the Myth
Remember this phrase from Jerry Seinfeld: “Writer’s block is just a made-up excuse for not doing your work.”
19. Sign Your Life Away
Create a contract with yourself. Make an actual signed document stating what you’re going to accomplish with your writing and place it somewhere prominent.
Imagine you’re sitting down to write and you look up to see an agreement you made with yourself, not just mentally, but physically. Wouldn’t that inspire you to hold to your commitment?
These little “nudges” might seem trivial on their own, but combining them changes your environment and makes it more conducive to productivity and creativity.
20. Make Your Writing Career a Family Affair
Communicate your goals with your family and friends. Writing takes up time, and if you’re not clear about your intentions, your spouse or loved ones can start to resent and even become jealous of your writing. Let them know it’s important to you, set boundaries for when you’ll write, and when you’re not writing make sure you’re 100 percent off, meaning you’re spending time with the people you love and not in your head.
21. Get Meta
Write about how you feel about your writing. One of the most successful posts I’ve ever written talked about my struggles with writing. It was meant to be a venting session, but I realized it was worth sharing. Like anger, frustration leads to expression.
22. Converse to Create
If you listen carefully, the conversations you have with other people can inspire you to take something they’ve said and run with it. Listen intently, and see if there’s anything in your dialogue that sparks interest or could be used as a writing topic. Cormac McCarthy said he used actual conversations with his son in the bestselling novel The Road.
23. When Inspiration Fails, Try Desperation
Turn your pain into passion. If you feel the dull monotony of sitting in a cubicle every day pushing papers, working in a factory on the assembly line, or any other job that isn’t being a full-time writer, use that desperation as fuel. Sometimes inspiration isn’t enough. Sometimes you have to get fed up to do the work.
24. WWJD
Ask yourself, “What would Jon do?” If you’ve been following Jon Morrow’s work for any amount of time, you know he has a no-excuses attitude and is driven to succeed. Would Jon give up on a writing session if he wasn’t “feeling it?” Would Jon cry in the corner about someone leaving a negative comment on his blog post? When in doubt, do what Jon does and bang out 1,000 words per day no matter what.
25. Create to Connect
It’s easy to get caught up in numbers — how many subscribers you have, how many views your website gets per month, and how many comments you receive — but remember, you’re writing for real people. Even if you have just a few readers, get to know them. Send out an email to your tribe telling them they can each get 15 minutes on the phone with you to talk shop.  Add prompts to your blog posts to encourage readers to share their lives with you. When you create with the intention of connecting with other human beings, it inspires you to work that much harder, because you can feel the person on the other end of the screen.
26. Become the CEO of You, Inc.
Come up with a name for your publishing company. Perhaps you don’t have to go as far as creating an LLC, but do something to establish what you do as an actual career and not just a hobby. If it means spending $25 to get business cards printed, so be it. Something in your mind has to transition into feeling and acting like a pro.
27. Don’t Follow in the Footsteps of Great Writers
Let go of your need to be the next great author. When you compare yourself to the likes of Hemingway, Plath, or Murakami,  it’s hard not to get discouraged about your own writing. Focus on becoming the best writer you can be. There are plenty of successful — and financially independent — writers who aren’t legends, but are pretty damn good. Become pretty damn good.
28. Do the Math
Remind yourself: each time you sit down to write you’re ahead of 99 percent of other aspiring writers. Most people do nothing. They talk, wish, and wonder. The mere fact that your fingers are touching that keyboard makes you special.
Inspire yourself by reminding yourself you’re part of an exclusive club — the doers. I get inspired when I realize the steps I’ve already made go way beyond those of most people. Once your foot is in the door, step all the way through.
29. Answer Random Questions from Total Strangers
Answer questions on Quora. Users on Quora ask questions about topics ranging from personal development to health to what Kim Kardashian’s favorite color is. Other users on Quora answer these questions. Many authors and bloggers use Quora to practice their writing by answering questions. You’re also allowed to leave links in your Quora responses, and many people drive traffic back to their websites through using Quora.
30. Get Zen, Then Pen
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning before I write. When you wake up, you usually start the day feeling anxious. The practice of meditation helps relieve stress and clears your mind of negative thoughts. You’ll feel refreshed before you pen your first word.
The headspace app comes with a series of guided meditations you can use to start fresh every day.
Leo Babauta of Zen Habits has a great introductory post on how to form a daily meditation habit. He also happens to be one of the most prolific and successful bloggers in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
31. Choose Quantity Over Quality
Write ten ideas per day around your writing. They could be ideas for new blog posts, book titles, and book sections or chapters. By the end of the year, you’ll have 3,650 ideas. Most of them will suck, some will be good, and a few will be amazing. Your creative muscles will be strong, and you’ll have endless material to write about.
32. Teach an Old Draft New Tricks
Revise an old piece of writing. This has a two-fold benefit. First, you’ll realize how much you’ve grown since writing that piece, which will give you the confidence to know you’ll improve in the future. Second, if you really add some beef to it, you’ll have a brand new piece of writing to share with the world.
33. Surround Yourself with Great Work
I once visited an art museum that had a photography section. It was filled with famous photos of famous people by famous photographers. I lost complete track of time and was immersed in the photos. When I left the display, I felt almost dizzy. That day, I went home and wrote a couple thousand words in a way that seemed effortless. Seeing great art in other forms can inspire you to create great work yourself. Visit a gallery, go to an opera, or watch a play. Feel the passion and inspiration from the artists you just watched, and use it in your own writing.
34. Put a Pot of Gold at the End of Your Rainbow
Setting goals doesn’t often work. The reason why they don’t work is because we don’t like to work! We want results. It’s why workout DVDs are called Beach Body or Six Pack Abs in Six Weeks instead of Exercise Regimen for your Core. You know you’ll have to do the work, but the results are what compel you to get started. Create statements around the rewards you’ll reap from your writing and the results you want, e.g., “Writing my book will give me the money, attention, and sense of accomplishment I’ve always longed for. ” When you think of setting goals and building habits in terms of  the rewards they’ll afford you, you’re more likely to follow through.
35. Drink Rocket Fuel to Skyrocket Your Inspiration
Drink coffee. Coffee has fueled the creative inspiration of writers for centuries. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to write well without it.
36. Journey into the Wild
Go for a walk in nature. There’s an odd connection between walking and inspiration. There’s something about wandering about that stirs up random thoughts in your mind. Ideas come to you when you aren’t so focused on them. A walk in nature will distract you with its beauty enough to make room for the muse to sneak up on you.
37. Switch Your Scenery
Imagine you’re lying back in a hammock in Bali.  You’re surrounded by warm weather and a fresh breeze with a coconut by your side to sip on. You also have your laptop in your lap. That sounds like an inspiring environment to me. There has long been a link between travel and writing. Seeing new parts of the world is inspiring in and of itself, plus it will surely give you new material to write about as well. And even if you can’t make a physical trip, just spending a few minutes visualizing an exotic destination can provide valuable writing inspiration.
38. Devour People’s Brains
Read. Read. Read. You can’t be a great writer without being a great reader. Read a wide range of material. If you write non-fiction, sprinkle some fiction into your reading and vice versa. Reading widely opens new doors in your brain and helps you make odd connections between ideas.
I just finished my second book. I pulled and wove in ideas from billionaires, dead Roman emperors, and Harvard psychologists. I didn’t go searching for the information. I conjured it from the recesses of my mind while writing, because I’ve read 100 books in the past two years. It’s like Neo in the Matrix where he “downloads” the ability to fight in Kung Fu style.
With reading, you can “download” hundreds or thousands of years of human experience and use it at your disposal.
39. Write in This Insanely Inspiring Environment
Write in a bookstore. Writing in an environment surrounded with words is inspiring. Go to your favorite section and browse the titles. Seeing the names on book covers will cause you to picture your name on your first or next book, and you’ll be ready to pen your masterpiece.
40. Put a Gun to Your Head
I submit guest post pitches to various blogs before I feel ready to write them. Once my pitches get accepted, I can’t quit. As you know, it’s a big no-no to flake on a guest blog owner, and I’d never want to ruin my reputation. Finding situations that force your hand can keep you from sitting on the fence.
41. Search for Instant Inspiration
A quick Google search can give you inspiration by spoon-feeding you endless ideas for your writing. If you’re stuck on a topic to write about, do a search about your subject and run with the results. You don’t have to come up with new ideas by yourself all the time. You don’t even have to use the ideas you find to create a finished result. The process could serve the purpose of getting your fingers moving, which is the most important step.
42. Chase the Muse
Inspiration can be tricky to capture. To maximize your chances of spotting the muse, come up with clever traps. For example, you can come up with a writing problem you’re trying to solve right before bed, let it stir in your subconscious mind while you sleep, and wake yourself up in the middle of the night and jot down what comes to mind in your hazy subconscious state. You can set prompts on your phone to randomly write whatever comes to mind at the exact time. Carry a pen and paper with you everywhere you go to capture ideas as they come. It seems mechanical, but careful planning can inspire you to create more.
43. Star in Your Own Montage
Visualize yourself putting in the work it takes to become a great writer. Visualizing the type of outcome you want is effective, but visualizing becoming the type of person capable of achieving those outcomes is even more powerful. Take a few minutes every day and visualize yourself being in a state of flow and writing effortlessly. It’s like picturing yourself hitting the game-winning shot. If you can see it, you can believe it.
44. Find a Tango Partner
Find a writing partner to keep you accountable. Working with someone who’s “in the trenches” like you will help both of you inspire each other. There’s strength in numbers.
45. Find Inspiration in Your Rearview Mirror
We’ve all had moments in life we cherish. Why not use those moments as inspiration for your writing? If you’re feeling stuck, try to remember an amazing moment in your life — time spent with your children, a vacation you went on, your wedding day — and write about that. The moment will inspire you to write because the moment itself is inspiring. If it was a pivotal moment in your life, you can recall how you felt and what the atmosphere was like.
46. Eviscerate Your Excuses
Find examples to eliminate your excuses. The undisputed heavyweight champion of blogging, our very own Jon Morrow, isn’t able to use his hands, and has written blog posts read by millions. Stephen Hawking moves his cheek muscles to write. You have writer’s block? Boo hoo.  
If seeing examples of people with legitimate obstacles thriving at what you do doesn’t inspire you, I don’t know what will. You’ve been blessed in one way or another. Regardless of what you don’t have, you have something someone else would kill for. Be grateful and use your gratitude as a well of inspiration to create.
47. Join a Local Gang
If one partner isn’t enough, you can join groups of writers to increase the effectiveness of group support. I’m part of a local writers’ club where we meet in person, and I’m a member of an online community of writers. We share insights and tips, and keep each other motivated.
48. Fake Your Own Death
Write your obituary. This exercise provides a two-fold benefit. First, you’re putting words on the page. Second, you’re thinking about the type of legacy you want to leave. My guess is you want “renown writer,” or at least “writer,” somewhere in the description. It will remind you of your ultimate mission and the fact you’ll regret it if you fail to follow through. As best-selling author Stephen Covey says, “Begin with the end in mind.”
49. Tune In to Tune Out Writer’s Block
Listening to music boosts your effectiveness in many areas such as exercise. It’s also a great tool to inspire your writing, as long as you don’t make it a distraction. Some writers have been known to play the same song on repeat while they write, saying it gives them a calming sense and the music fades to the background while they write. Music has been known to “set the mood” in more ways than one. Pick an inspiring song and let it inspire you to write.
50. Choose the Opinion You Like Best
Have you ever looked at the same piece of writing at different times and had two different opinions?
We’re quick to look at the negative opinions of ourselves and our work and believe them to be true. We accept negativity with alarming ease. Our mind can just as easily believe the good things we tell ourselves about ourselves. The next time you swing between both opinions of your writing, choose the one that inspires you. It’s okay to toot your own horn (in your mind) when you’ve penned some damn fine words. In fact, you should do it every time you feel good about your writing to keep the inspiration going.
51. Let Your Fingers Do the Talking
Get your fingers moving. The act of typing itself can lead to a flow state and productive writing. Sometimes I’ll start by typing “I don’t know what to write about,” just to get my fingers moving. The staring at the blank page without typing contributes to writer’s block.
52. Get Back in Touch with Your “Why”
Remember your why. Did you get into writing because you wanted to improve people’s lives? Do you have interesting stories to share? Do you want to entertain people? Go back to the source of inspiration that made you want to write in the first place. Revisit it often.
53. Find Writing Inspiration in Dark Places
Life throws curve balls at you. While you can’t avoid certain situations from happening to you, you can use them as sources of inspiration to create.
In an extreme example, Viktor Frankl used his experience in a Nazi death camp as inspiration to help others through his writing with his book Man’s Search for Meaning. You can let negativity overwhelm you, or you can use your experiences to inspire yourself in a cathartic way through your words.
54. Remember that Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Have you ever had a loved one go on an extended trip? When they come back, you’re overjoyed to see them, and you cherish the moments you have together a little bit more than usual. Why not create instant inspiration by doing the same with something you wrote?
Take a draft you’ve worked hard on and “lock it away” for a week or two before you revise or add to it. If you distance yourself from it for a bit, you’ll be inspired to jump back into a relationship with it, just like a loved one coming back from their trip.
55. Look Back and See How Far You’ve Come
Think about something that was once hard for you to do, but you now find easy. When you’re struggling to put together an introduction, edit the chaff from your sentences, or transition between points, remember that practicing these things will lead to a point where it becomes second nature.
56. Picture Your Name on a Best-Selling Book
If you’ve never written a book before, go on Canva and create a cover for an imaginary book and put your name on it. Stare at it and imagine how it will feel to have a published book with your name on it in the future. The first time I held a copy of something I created, I was euphoric. I continue to chase that feeling each time I write.
57. Let Life Inspire Art
Many imagine successful writers as people locked up in cabins with typewriters, toiling away at their work in isolation until they resurface with their manuscripts. Some of the best writers, like Hemingway, spent as much time living and adventuring as they did writing. If you want to make your writing more interesting, make your life more interesting. If you’re feeling frustrated, step out into the world, enjoy it, and let your experiences compel you to write again.
58. Keep Your Eye on the Prize
Enter a writing contest. Writing contests often pay for top prize winners. There’s one incentive.
The popular writing blog The Write Practice hosts writing contests multiple times per day. During its most recent contest, the blog partnered with Short Fiction Break, which displayed every single piece submitted to the contest. They encouraged writers in the contest to comment on each other’s pieces and get to know each other, which created a hotbed of inspiration.
Knowing you’re a part of something larger than yourself can be inspiring. Use a writing contest to show the world what you’ve got.
59. Act Like a Hollywood Script Doctor
Rewrite a dissatisfying ending of a popular movie or book. It’ll get you in the mood to write because you’re familiar with the subject matter. If you have the gall to rewrite a popular story, you should be confident enough to create your own.
60. Don’t Fall into the Routine Trap
Write when you’re most creative. You don’t have to be a morning person to write well.
Some people are more creative at eleven at night. Blindly copying routines that don’t suit you is a surefire way to fail. Create an environment and schedule that aligns with your strengths.
61. Make a Creative Pilgrimage
This may seem a bit drastic, but moving to another city can inspire you to be more creative. In his book Where Good Ideas Come From, Stephen Johnson claims that moving to a more populated city fosters creativity through “superlinear scaling,” which is a fancy way of saying that the more people you’re exposed to, the more creative you are. Maybe you’re not in a position to move, but if you’re young and mobile, perhaps you should take your talents to the Big Apple or out West.
62. Exercise Your Neurons
Your brain needs exercise like any other part of your body. If you’re not feeling inspired, try playing some games that involve words. Hitting a triple word score in Scrabble can remind you of your writing prowess. The education company Lumosity has a line of brain games that help you increase your vocabulary.
One of my inspirations for writing is the words themselves. I was one of the weird kids who looked forward to vocabulary tests, because new words excited me and stimulated my brain. Play brain games with words to inspire yourself to pen them.
63. Cast Yourself Away
Go on a thinking retreat. Bring books to read, but no electronics. Spend time alone to be with your thoughts and consider what steps you want to take in your writing career. Bill Gates does this for two weeks every year to crystallize his vision for Microsoft’s future as well as his charity foundation. You’re not a billionaire with unlimited free time, so a day or two will suffice.
64. Use These Two Words as Inspiration
Interesting questions lead to interesting answers. Many of the best pieces of writing started with the phrase, “What if?” Use hypothetical questions to inspire new ideas. For example, you could ask, “What if I wrote a piece saying the exact opposite of what most people believe about _____?” or “What if we lived in a world where everyone was bluntly honest all the time?” These types of questions create open-ended areas to explore, giving you new material to think about and write about.
65. When in Doubt, Ship
Seth Godin has written 18 books, and has been quoted as saying, “I feel like a fraud as I read you this, as I brush my teeth, and every time I go on stage. This is part of the human condition. Accept it. Now what?”
Other creative people like Neil Gaiman and Tina Fey have reported feeling the same way, regardless of the amount of work they’ve put into the world.
What’s the difference between them and the people who let their inspiration die? They ship.
They put their work into the world regardless of how they felt about it, and it paid off. If they can create while plagued with doubt, so can you.
Look far and wide for examples of successful writers and you’ll find one common denominator — shipping. Let their stories inspire you to do the same.
66. Let Technology Lend a Helping Hand
Use idea-generating tools from companies like Hubspot and Portent’s Content. With ready-made ideas and headlines, you should have everything you need to get started.
67. Be a Little Creepy
Have you ever looked at a couple across the room at a restaurant and wondered what their lives were like? Have you ever walked past an older person at the park and thought about what crazy experiences they’ve had? People-watching can be great inspiration for writing. You can observe people you don’t know, and let the mystery of their lives inspire you to write a story about what they could be like. It’s part writing exercise, yes, but knowing you can draw material from anywhere is inspiring.
68. Eat a Sh** Sandwich
Charles Bukowski once said, “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
He was referring to what many, including bestselling author Elizabeth Gilbert, call a “shit sandwich.”
If you don’t love something enough to go through pain for it, you don’t really love it. Your shit sandwich is the one thing you cherish so much you can endure for it. How is that inspiring? Well, if you’re capable of going through heartache for something, it has an inspiring quality drawing you to do so, or else you wouldn’t do it.
Is writing your shit sandwich? If so, get really hungry, because life is going to give you an all-you-can-eat buffet.
69. Say “Hi, My Name Is _____”
Attend a conference for writers in your niche. You have to be careful with conferences because they’re a waste of time if you go without any predefined goals, but they’re great for meeting industry insiders and the atmosphere of the event will make you want to perform well when you get home.
70. Go to the Source
Reach out to your favorite writers and ask for advice. Many people do this, but they do it the wrong way. First, send them a message simply thanking them for the work they’ve done and leave it at that. Tell them how you’ve implemented something they’ve taught you. After your initial outreach, come back later and ask a specific question regarding a situation. Don’t just say “let me pick your brain.” Most are willing to help if they’re not too busy. Some won’t respond, but others will. Use their words as inspiration, follow up with their advice, and let them know when you’ve implemented it.
71. Get Yourself Some Education
Take an online course on writing. I took Smart Blogger’s Guest Blogging Certification Program. Before taking the course, I wouldn’t have had the guts to pitch big-name blogs. I thought they were “off limits.” Seeing examples of people who went through the course, some of whom built million dollar businesses with the course being the catalyst for their growth, inspired me to level up my game.
Finding the right online courses by the right instructors makes a world of difference. Having a laid-out blueprint for success gives you confidence to follow through with the steps required to build something valuable.
72. Pat Yourself on the Back
Take a piece of writing you’ve done and evaluate it based solely on what you like about it. Even if it’s just one sentence. Find something to highlight as inspiration to keep writing in the future.
73. Follow The Artist’s Way
Use stream-of-consciousness writing like Julia Cameron’s famed morning pages to get your creative juices flowing. Many writers swear to this strategy, saying it unlocks the creativity hidden in their subconscious minds.
74. Find Inspiration in Everyday Heroes
I once listened to a podcast by serial self-publishing author Steve Scott. He was recapping the strategies from his latest book launch, which resulted in $60,000 in royalties. Hearing his story was inspiring because he isn’t Malcolm Gladwell. He started self-publishing books and kept doing it until he figured out how to become one of the best. He’s what you would call an ordinary person doing something extraordinary in the publishing world. There are many examples of self-published authors you can use as inspiration. Find them on Amazon and read their stories. Once you know it’s possible to make a killing without the gatekeepers, you’ll be inspired to do it yourself.
75. Embrace Your Inner Barbara Walters
Interview people in your niche about a topic you’re interested in. Creating profiles of other people might seem less daunting than coming up with a topic from scratch. You can use their stories in your books or blog posts.
76. Dare to Be Different
Embrace your inner weirdo. Your idiosyncrasies and strange ideas are what make you you. Don’t be afraid to show them. The more personality you put into your writing, the better.
77. Throw Your Big Hairy Goals in the Garbage
When I encounter someone who has a puffed-up chest and talks about what they’re going to do, I know they’re going to fail. Most “grand missions” end abruptly. To stay inspired, gain momentum. To gain momentum, create the smallest goals possible. Your brain likes to “win.” If you set laughably achievable goals and succeed, your brain equates it with making progress. A series of small wins is better than no wins.
For example, if your goal is to write 250 words per day, and you reach it every day for a week, it will inspire you to either write at the same pace again or up your word count. If instead, you’d started out by setting a goal of writing 1,000 words per day, you could’ve gotten discouraged and quit. The first goal inspires you to continue, while the second is demotivating.
78. Stop When You Hit the Sweet Spot
Cut your writing short right when you’re in the groove. Pick up where you left off the next day. You’ll be inspired to dive back into the page because you’ll have been thinking about where you left off.
79. Sleep with the Enemy
Make friends with fear. The sooner you stop expecting fear to go away, the better off you’ll be. Remind yourself that fear is a sign of you doing something amazing with your life — something most others won’t do.
Fear is the enemy of inspiration, but thriving in spite of your fear is inspiring. If you’re afraid of being criticized, hit publish anyway and feel inspired from overcoming the hurdle. If you fear your writing won’t be captivating, press through and ship, because one day you’ll write something people will love.
Action is the best deterrent to fear, but it never erases it. Each step you take forward alongside your fear will inspire you to do it again and again.
80. Bore Yourself to Death
You stare at the blank page and nothing comes to mind. You feel blank and stuck. You’re bored. Good. Boredom filters out the pretenders from the contenders. Sometimes inspiration won’t sneak up on you until you stop looking for it. If you stop trying to force the situation and let the words come to you, they’ll come. Those writing sessions where you’d normally quit after ten minutes of boredom may bring a creative breakthrough at the eleventh minute.
81. Literally Write for One Person
The idea of writing for one person has been offered time and time again, but what if you went into insane detail about the person you’re writing for?
Instead of writing for “a member of your target audience,” come up with a customer avatar even an experienced marketer would find a bit obsessive.
Something like:
“Mary Elle Christiansen is a forty-year-old woman with two children — Jeremiah, 14, and Deanna, 11. She lives in Cranston, Rhode Island. Every morning after dropping the kids off to work she visits her favorite breakfast spot, Harriet’s Kitchen, and has a pecan maple danish with a Venti caramel iced macchiato — with an extra “half pump” of caramel.
After her meal, she settles in, opens her computer, and writes. She’s working on a memoir. Her late husband, Jim, was an air force veteran. She was an air force wife. Her entire family traveled the world together, moving from base to base. The constant motion was turbulent at times, but Mary was a supportive wife through and through. She wouldn’t be happy if her husband wasn’t. After Jim died — during a tragic flight exercise gone wrong — Mary was left with a large life insurance settlement, a pit of loneliness in her stomach, and an unrealized dream of becoming a writer she suppressed for her family. It’s just her, her children, and her laptop now.“
  It wouldn’t be hard for me to write a blog post to inspire Mary Elle. Get insanely specific about who you’re writing for to the point of absurdity, and get inspired to benefit that person’s life.
82. Have an Affair
Many of the world’s most successful creators had extra hobbies that had nothing to do with their main craft. Try drawing, playing music, or making pottery. Take time to express yourself creatively without writing. Creativity fuels you regardless of its source. Add some creative gasoline to your tank to use in your writing.
83. Create a Monster in Your Lab
If you’ve been writing for a while, you have a hefty list of unfinished drafts. Instead of discarding them for good, you can find inspiration by taking pieces of each unfinished post to build a “Frankenstein piece.”
84. Don’t Trust the Opinions of Losers
Fear of ridicule kills inspiration. If you’re worried about what a reader will think of you, consider this question from the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius: “You want praise from people who kick themselves every 15 minutes, the approval of people who despise themselves?” People who don’t even think highly of themselves don’t have the right to hold a negative opinion about your work.
Get your inspiration back by seeing “trolls” for what they really are — people who hate their own lives so much they want to criticise what you do in yours.
85. Stop Telling Yourself You’re a Writer
Stop only identifying with being a writer. If your identity is closely tied to being a writer, you’ll take your failure in writing as cracks in your personal character. You write, yes, but you do lots of other things, too.
86. Turn Trials into Triumph
You know what’s more inspiring than believing you can overcome obstacles? Actually overcoming them, because knowing you have the strength to do it inspires you to do it again.
Most writers fail because they avoid difficulty. Most don’t grasp the hidden inspiration in defeat. When a team loses by one point in the championship, they work even harder the next season, because they know they’re on the cusp of victory.
When a piece you write gets rejected, get inspired to prove the editor wrong. When your blog post or book falls flat on its face, get inspired to write ten times better the next time.
Real inspiration isn’t warm, fuzzy, and cute. The truly inspired are gritty, tenacious, and walk directly into the flames of disappointment and setbacks.
87. Con Your Way to Success
Become an impostor. Impostor syndrome is the feeling of being a fake, phony, or fraud who doesn’t deserve success. A great remedy for impostor syndrome is embracing the idea of being one. Write under your guise of falsehood. Realize nobody knows exactly what they’re talking about, and give up your need for appearances. Fake it till you make it.
88. Appreciate the Fortunate Timing of Your Birth
Consider the fact it’s ten times easier to become a successful writer than it used to be. A few decades ago, to get published you needed to throw your needle into the haystack of the publishing world and hope someone discovered you. Now you can publish your own books. With the click of a button, your words can potentially reach millions of people. Technology has empowered us all. I call this the excuse-free era because there are more opportunities than ever to find exposure.
89. Realize You’ve Already Put in “10,000 Hours”
Think of how much writing you’ve done in your life. From papers in school, to emails, to social media updates — you write all the time. When you focus on building a writing career, it’s more of a focused effort, but it’s writing just the same. Remember how much you effortlessly write in other areas of your life, and take some pressure off the writing you do for an audience.
90. Make a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Focus on doing one thing a little better each time you write. If you only get one percent better every day, you’ll be 37 times better by the end of the year.
Growth in writing is exponential, not linear, which means your practice won’t just make you better little by little. One day, after several weeks and months of getting better inch by inch, your skills will explode. You’ll enter a higher plane of creativity and the words will come out of you as if possessed by a wordsmith demon who scorches the keyboard with its fingers.
91. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Making an investment in your writing inspires you to create because it shows you’re serious. Being an “amateur,” isn’t always inspiring, but “turning pro” is.
How do you turn pro? You do the work, but you also treat your writing like a business instead of just a hobby. Making financial investments in your craft inspires you to live up to the image you create for yourself.
A telltale sign of someone who isn’t serious about their writing is a lack of willingness to spend money. Invest in tools to grow your website. Invest in your writing education. Invest in tools to create high-quality books. The more you invest, the more you’ll feel invested in your work.
92. Stop Robbing the World of Your Creativity
Think about your readers. What if the scientist who was meant to cure cancer decided medical school was too hard? She isn’t only robbing herself, but the world. Your writing belongs to your readers. Your words can help educate, entertain, and inspire people. I once had a reader comment on a lull I had between blog posts. They were relying on my words to help their career. Your words matter, and we need them.
93. Pay Your Debt
Earlier we talked about the idea that your writing isn’t for you, but for other people. This is true, but at the same time remind yourself that you owe yourself. Sure, writing can be a bit of a slog at times, but you owe it to yourself to push through the pain and see what’s on the other side, especially if you’ve already invested time into your writing career. Don’t let what you’ve done go to waste.
94. Harness the Curious Power of Envy
Have you ever been jealous of another writer for their accomplishments? You can use your envy as fuel to inspire yourself to improve. Oftentimes when I see someone else do something I want to do but haven’t done, I turn my envy into curiosity. After seeing green for a bit, I think to myself, “How did they do it?” Then I trace their steps and reverse-engineer what they’ve done. I’ve used this strategy to get featured on popular blogs, come up with headlines for blog posts, and add more substance to my work. Don’t just get jealous, get better.
95. Hit the Reset Button
I once wrote 15,000 words of a book and quit. I just wasn’t feeling it. I struggled over the words over and over again, but the project just didn’t seem like a good fit. I started over completely and wrote my second book. The experience of having a fresh start was inspiring because I was re-energized with new material. You don’t want to fall into the perfectionist trap, but you can inspire yourself by carefully choosing when to start over.
96. Create Your Own Turning Point
In every book or movie, there’s the moment where the unassuming protagonist takes the call to adventure. For most of her life, she’d been somewhat of a nobody, but opportunity arises, and she finally begins the chapter of her life that changes everything.
Will this moment happen in one instant for you? Maybe not. But you can embrace the idea of taking action and starting your journey today. Get inspired by the moment, or the idea that life is fleeting. Dig dip inside yourself and conjure up whatever energy is inside you and make today the day that’s different.
97. Curate an Inspiration “Museum”
We come across inspiring material all the time, whether they’re quotes, places we visit, pieces of art, or experiences we have. What if you created a place to document and store all of this inspiration, so you could use it later in your writing? This could be in a form of a journal or scrapbook where you collect inspiring ideas. You could keep track of things you’ve thought to yourself or heard from other people that inspire you. When your creative well runs dry, you can look to your journal for the jump-start you need.
98. Set a Finish Line
With the first book I wrote, I gave myself a specific deadline to publish it. I woke up every day, hammered away at the keyboard with reckless abandon, and looked forward to the last lap.
I relaxed a bit on writing the next book. I told myself I’d get it done without any pressure of a deadline. The result? I worked on it on and off instead of being consistent. I didn’t get back into the swing of writing until I put a deadline on my work again.
Give yourself deadlines for your writing projects. They might seem arbitrary, but deadlines help you stay motivated to push through, and they make you treat your writing like a business instead of a hobby.
99. Boil it Down to This…
Each one of these points ties into the central message behind becoming a great writer. You have to write. Get inspired by your own deep love and need for putting words on the page. You’re the best source of inspiration for yourself. You have the itch, the pull, the call. Use it.
Get Busy Writing, or Get Busy Dying
If you really have the itch to write, it’ll never go away,
You have two options — get inspired and get to work, or let your anxiety and insecurities grow and fester.
I know what it feels like to get stuck between the feeling of knowing you have something important to say and wondering whether you’re cut out for the task at hand.
It’s been two years since I started, and I never imagined I’d be where I am today. The same can happen for you, but not without putting in the work day in and day out until you get what you want.
Remember, whether you write or not, the time will pass anyway.
You are cut out for it.
You can make all of your writing dreams come true.
You got this. Now go.
About the Author: Ayodeji is a writing coach who helps aspiring writers develop the confidence and habits they need to make an impact and and income. Visit his page to get three free writing guides, plus a copy of his bestselling Amazon book.
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